Humorous sentences soaked in water

Here are some humorous examples to describe the scene of getting wet:

Her hair is wet on her forehead, like a wet furry puppy.

He looks like he just climbed out of the swimming pool from head to toe, but the water is just sweat.

The lady looked as if she had been flooded by a sudden flood, leaving only her clothes and fidgety expression.

After running in the rain, he seems to have become a poor tramp, with ragged clothes, messy hair and muddy face.

His face is more haggard now, as if he had been beaten by the heavy rain.

Her skirt is now attached to her body, outlining her plump curve, but this beauty is completely concealed by the wet image.

Now I feel like a person who just walked out of the bathtub, but I don't have a hair dryer to dry my hair.

I am soaked to the skin and feel wrapped in a wet sweater in winter.

I am now shaped like a roadside tree destroyed by a storm.

My hair is like grass just fished out of the swimming pool, wet and messy.

My clothes are more absorbent than sponges. I wonder if I'm going to become a whale.

I'm so wet that I don't even bother to be my friend.