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The composition "Thousand Years of Love" mainly talks about Zhu Bajie and Chang'e

It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng under the Jade Emperor of Heaven, who was in charge of Tianhe.

He was expelled from heaven by the Jade Emperor for teasing Chang'e while drunk, and was reincarnated in the human world. However, he was mistakenly reincarnated into a pig fetus with a face similar to that of a pig.

He killed a sow and a group of pigs, and then married into the home of Sister Egg in Yunzhan Cave, Fuling Mountain. Unexpectedly, Sister Egg died less than a year later, leaving a cave for him. .

So far he lives in Yunzhan Cave and calls himself "Zhugang Hyena".

Guanyin Bodhisattva bestowed the Dharma title Wu Neng. Tang Monk went west to obtain Buddhist scriptures and passed by Gao Laozhuang. Zhu Bajie was subdued by Sun Wukong. After being accepted as the second disciple by Tang Monk, in order to allow him to continue abstaining from the five meat and three disgusting foods, Tang Monk gave him He was nicknamed "Bajie".

From then on, Bajie became Sun Wukong's good helper, and together they protected Tang Monk as he went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. He knows the Thirty-six Transformation Techniques of Tiangang, can fly into the clouds and ride in the mist, and the weapon he uses is a nine-tooth rake. Let’s not mention these words for now. Let’s first talk about the story of Bajie and Gaojia Cuilan.

Cuilan of the Gao family was born beautiful, but she was frail and sickly when she was young, a bit like Lin Daiyu. He has been reading poetry and books since he was a child, and he is a master of embroidery skills. At the age of twenty, it is the time when a girl is pregnant. In her mind, she wants to find a young and handsome husband. But after a year, she couldn't find her. Unexpectedly, her erotic dream had not come true. Once when she went to play in the street, she was attracted by the son of the county magistrate. He teased her several times and insisted on marrying her. The son of the county magistrate. Ugly by nature. Virtue is a sore on the head and pus on the soles of the feet. When I see a beautiful woman relying on my power, I will grab her.

Now that Cuilan is so beautiful, how can she not snatch her away? Cuilan almost fainted when she saw such a posture. Fortunately, the maid gave her courage and refused several times. Finally escaped. When I got home, I was trembling with fear. When Mrs. Gao saw what was going on, the maid recounted what happened on the street. After hearing this, Mrs. Gao just patted her chest.

‘What should I do? There is no man to support the family. Your father and I are very old. ’ Mrs. Gao was worried.

It is said that the county magistrate's son did not succeed on the street. He called for a thug and asked whose daughter it was. The thug said that she was the daughter of Grand Duke Gao of Gao Laozhuang.

'Then go and grab it; this girl is so beautiful. It makes me feel itchy. ‘

On this day, Bajie had nothing to do. He saw the sunny wind on Fuling Mountain, the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers. All kinds of little beasts came out to have fun. On the road at the foot of the mountain, pedestrians were coming and going, which was very lively. After I left Yunzhan Cave, I wanted to go out to play and enjoy the beautiful scenery of this world. Since he molested Chang'e, he was thrown into the mortal world by the Jade Emperor and thrown into a pig pen by mistake. He happened to be enlightened by Guanyin and asked him to wait here for Buddhist pilgrims from the Tang Dynasty. After being enlightened, he often ate fast food and did not dare to mess around once. Keep in mind the rules.

So Bajie turned into a strong and honest man and came to the foot of the mountain to enjoy the beautiful scenery. He came to the market and wandered around for a long time. When he felt bored, he went back to the mountain and found a stone platform. Want to take a break. Unexpectedly, as soon as I lay down, I heard someone shouting on the road, "Give my daughter back." Give me back my daughter. He quickly stood up and looked up.

I saw a sedan on the road, traveling very quickly, followed by an old lady, an old man and several maids. The two old men chased and shouted. The sound was very miserable. The sedan was carried by two strong men, and a thief-headed man followed beside the sedan. At first glance, he doesn't look like a good person. Walking, urging, 'Walk faster, walk faster'

Bajie thought to himself, isn't this a bride-robbing? Under the bright sky, with the old pig here, how can we let you and others do whatever they want?

So, Bajie stepped forward to stop the sedan. If you are brave, put down the sedan and roll aside.

When the sedan bearer saw someone blocking his way, he put down the sedan and stepped forward to hit them. These people were Bajie's opponents, and he only hit them a few times. Just lie down. The thief-headed and rat-brained man was also beaten into the ditch. The few people behind followed and saw a big man saving their daughter. The old lady and her father-in-law hurriedly saluted and thanked him. Bajie ignored it, walked to the sedan, stretched out his hand to lift the curtain and took a look, he was shocked.

Ah, there is Chang'e sitting inside. Why is this woman so beautiful? After being stunned for a moment, he saw the two elders giving him a gift. He hurriedly looked for his private clothes to calm down his emotions and returned the gift.

Bajie thought that this was nothing, so he called a sedan bearer to carry the sedan to Gaolaozhuang with him.

As for the girl Cuilan in the sedan, when she was snatched into the sedan, she suddenly felt despair. Want to commit suicide. But how to commit suicide? As the sedan walked, she thought. I cannot fall into the hands of such a person. I can't lose my innocence like this. Just thinking about it. Suddenly someone stopped the sedan chair. She looked quietly through the sedan curtain. Who will save yourself. Unexpectedly, he was shocked when he saw it. Such a big man was tall and thick. Except it's a little dark, everything is beautiful there. Such heroic spirit. I felt happy and happy in my heart, and I suddenly felt like it. It flows into my heart like a stream of spring water.

When the sedan arrived at Gao Laozhuang, Mrs. Gao was afraid that the county magistrate's son would come to bother her again. The idea of ??leaving Bajie behind came up. She communicated her thoughts to Gao Taigong. Gao Taigong also had this intention. The two decided to let Bajie stay.

After Bajie saw Cuilan, he felt happy and lustful again. At this time, Guanyin's arrangement went beyond Jiuxiao. I thought to myself, how great it would be for this woman to be a wife. There is Chang'e in the sky, but she may be the only one on the earth. Although I am a bit ugly, I have strength. Suddenly I heard that Taigong Gao was going to stay with me for a few days. He was overjoyed and hurriedly agreed.

Gao Cuilan was very happy when she saw that her parents had left the big man behind. I secretly went to see Bajie, and the more I looked at him, the sweeter I felt. Although he is not the pretty boy he thought he was, he is still a reliable and down-to-earth person. At least I won't be bullied.

After Bajie stayed, he did the work that only a few people could do every day. There was nothing wrong with him except that he ate a lot. Mrs. Gao was very happy when she saw it. It would be great for such a person to be a son-in-law.

Cuilan wants to chat with Bajie every day when she has nothing to do. He tried to find a way to talk to Bajie. Bajie was not stupid, and he quickly understood what Cuilan was thinking. As a result, the two often met privately in the back garden. Bajie had no education, so he often told Cuilan about heavenly things, and Cuilan was fascinated by his talk every time. Cuilan is very happy