Those sand sculpture friends circle copywriters who directly make people laugh!

The rice is hard to cook, you say it tastes bad, the soles are hard, and you say your feet hurt. Why do you feel comfortable when I am hard?

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When I went in, you said it hurt, but I said it wouldn't hurt if I stretched it for you. You kept crying and saying no. I really don't understand. Why did you buy a size 35 shoe for a size 37 foot?

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If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

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When I say "roll" as "gung", I know I won't win again!

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Research shows that confusing Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you don't have any pressure to read this passage, because I didn't shuffle the cards at all.

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Why do some people ask for dozens of things when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

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Going to kindergarten is really annoying! ! I had to get up so early, but my mother said I wouldn't go, so the director called her and said I wouldn't go, and all the boys in kindergarten cried.

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I am good-looking. My parents gave me this nonsense mouth.

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Challenge not to be a beauty for 365 days. Today, the first day of challenge failed. I went to the supermarket and bought a can of coke. The boss said that beauty is 3 yuan!

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The secret of keeping beautiful used to be sleeping, but now it is retouching.

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Someone asked me why the circle of friends is only visible for three days, and I said that because I can't guarantee that every selfie is the same.

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I want to dye my hair pink. Is it more painful to bleach my scalp, or is it more painful to be beaten when my dad finds out?

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You can steal my energy, my expression pack and my photos, but you can't secretly like me.

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The secret of staying young: lying about your age.

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If you like me, you can tell me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

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Do you like to sit opposite or next to your boyfriend when eating? I prefer them sitting around me.

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My turnover rate is quite high. I basically look back at good-looking people.

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Judge a boy's taste and fall in love with him. If he refuses, it means that his taste is ok.

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If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

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In the big night, I can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. Everyone else is still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

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Sell my brain at a high price, never use it, and settle it if you are interested.

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I want to kill myself, so there will be no beautiful women in this world.

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Don't think that you are somewhat beautiful. I love every boy like you.

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I'll teach you how to tell whether there are bugs in watermelon. First you have to knock on that watermelon, bang ~ If there are bugs in it, the bugs will ask, who is it?

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Like a person is too tired, so I like ten.

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Go to the supermarket if you are unhappy, and you will hear a lot of good news.

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I suddenly miss my male ticket, and I don't know if he has eaten, if he has gone to work today, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is.

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White shirts are prone to yellowing, and ordinary laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache, so they might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

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Save the earth tonight. Please leave a message.

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Today is Halloween. Let me introduce myself. I am a coward who likes you.

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You ask another girl out to dinner, and she agrees, maybe you will find it interesting; You asked me out to dinner, and I said yes. Then I really like it. I'm just a heartless git.

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I want to show some clues so that you can see that I am a horse.

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Always young, always half sugar with ice.

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What kind of love really affects Big Brother? I walk in rivers and lakes.

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If you have a friend who wants a snack package, please click on the avatar and talk to me privately about what you want to eat. Send me a link directly if you are optimistic. By twelve o'clock this evening, I will draw three friends and announce who is so thick-skinned.

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Suggestions for staying up late: Look at those bugs that chirp and jump all night in summer. None of them can live through autumn.

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Does anyone need a job? Being liked recently.

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My three states:1.zzzzzzzzz 2.3.hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Water under the bridge. Give me a compliment!