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Weekly diary of stealing milk tablets
When I was a child, I especially liked to eat milk tablets. One day, I was addicted to milk tablets again, so I cried and asked my mother for milk tablets. My mother said, "There are no milk tablets at home. I'll buy them for you tomorrow." I don't believe it, so I opened my eyes and rummaged through the closet. However, I have searched all the places where I can hide delicious food, but I can't find it. I'm very upset.
I accidentally opened my mother's drawer at noon and found many bags of "milk tablets" inside. I am as happy as discovering a new continent. I just want to jump up with excitement. But on second thought, since my mother said it was gone, she just didn't want me to eat it, and I couldn't take it aboveboard. So, I chose to steal.
Lure the tiger out of the mountain
I wanted to send my mother out of the bedroom, so I had an idea. I hurried to my mother's side and said obsequiously, "Mom, you are tired, relax, watch TV in the living room, and I am doing my homework in the room." I pushed my mother to close the door. My mother said happily, "My son is really sensible today and can do his own homework." After that, I watched TV happily.
Have a big meal.
After I found the "milk tablet", I imitated my mother's appearance, soaked it in water prepared in advance, bent down, opened my mouth and stared at it intently. I found that the "milk tablets" grew bigger and softer. I'm confused. I just licked it with my tongue and it didn't taste. I licked it again, but it still didn't taste. I took a bite, but I couldn't bite, so I bit hard and wanted to take a bite. Just as I pushed my ass hard, the door opened.
Run from side to side
As soon as my mother came in, I quickly took out my daily exercise book and pretended to be very involved. Mother was surprised and asked sharply, "didn't you finish your daily exercise yesterday?" Why are you still writing? "
I was too scared to go out, touched my head, blushed and said timidly, "I'll go to the toilet first." So, I wandered in the toilet for a long time, listening to my mother's movements. After a long time, I came out without finding anything. Who knows, my mother is strangely studying the "milk tablets" I made, and I quickly hid in my grandmother's room again, waiting for a storm to come. As it happens, my mother's phone rang and she hurried out. She didn't ask about "milk tablets", and the stone in my heart fell to the ground.
I see
At night, before mother goes to bed, she soaks the "milk tablet" in water, and when it becomes soft, she takes it out and sticks it on her face. Only then did I know that the so-called "milk tablet" was originally a mask.
Alas! It's a shame to steal food for several years. I still feel ridiculous when I think about it, and I blush. No wonder my mother always said I was a "foodie".
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