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Chen Classic Quotations Life

Chen Classic Quotations Life

1. The people who hurt others the most in life must be men and women with vague sense of distance. Everything is perfect, everything goes smoothly, which is just the wishful thinking of silly children, especially in terms of emotions.

2.30 years of sentient beings, 60 years of Buddha and dragon.

3. Dare to do what you want. Then kill him. Dare to do it. Live your own life.

I've suffered a lot. You can't miss anything. You can't have more than me.

When a thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

6. It is the greatest pleasure in life to live to see the enemies fall one by one.

7. The rich are cats that don't worry about food. When they are happy, they bask in the sun. When they are unhappy, they come out to catch mice and play with them. The poor are rats. If they want to live, they must steal and run away.

8. If a person can't throw away all unnecessary things in 30 seconds, he is doomed to be abandoned by life.

9. There are many men who can fight in the world, and there are many handsome men who can fight, but there are few men who can fight all over the body and dare to dismount and claim the throne.

10. The beast that scares the Northeast Tiger most is not a black blind man with rough skin, nor a 600-pound wild boar king, but a coyote that climbed the mountain.

1 1. In front of the goddess, lolicon's mature woman controls the royal sister, clothes and things.

12. She squatted down and suddenly made a gesture to the sky to form a rectangle. She smiled: Look, Chen, you can only see such a big sky now, so you can be satisfied. But if one day you walk out of this land and see more, will you still be satisfied with 2000 yuan?

13. He has no culture, but he also knows that standing here and watching for a hundred years will not get into that circle.

14. Chen thought sourly as he walked, when he got rich, he would buy a model together when he bought a car, and then I would just give the model to the beggar on the roadside.

15. If I put some thought into it, I can't believe I can't take this girl away. I can turn her into a slut, even if she is cold.

16. How do you know the value of my friend if I don't let you get into a little trouble on my website?

17. Men and women who are disloyal and snobbish often have a honeymoon period from beginning to end. That's right.

18. For a woman who hasn't used facial oil, let alone cosmetics, she won't feel the ruthlessness of time in the mirror every day.

19. Chen smokes and smokes, setting off the small mound like a dangerous place in The Journey to the West.

20. The big rich man trotted to pick up the cigarette rod, held it in his arms, and continued to squat, without looking at Dignā ga's almost ferocious face. For a long time, he said slowly: if you don't owe me, anyone can owe me, as long as you don't owe me. Son of a bitch, grandpa is gone, and I won't protect you and mom. Who will do it? This thing makes me sleep soundly every day, chew the green onions soundly and eat with peace of mind.

2 1. The people who hurt others the most in life must be men and women with a vague sense of distance. Everything is perfect, everything goes smoothly, which is just the wishful thinking of silly children, especially in terms of emotions.

In 22.30 years, all beings were cattle and horses, and in 60 years, all buddhas and dragons were elephants.

23. Dare to do what you want. Then kill him. Dare to do it. Live your own life.

24. I have suffered a lot. You can't miss anything. You can't have more than me.

25. When one thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

26. It is the greatest pleasure in life to live to see the enemies fall one by one.

27. The rich are cats that don't worry about food. When they are happy, they bask in the sun. When they are unhappy, they come out to catch mice and play with them. The poor are rats. If they want to live, they must steal and run away.

28. If a person can't throw away all unnecessary things in 30 seconds, he is doomed to be abandoned by life.

29. There are many men who can fight in the world, and there are many handsome men who can fight, but there are few men who can fight all over the body and dare to dismount and claim the throne.

30. The beast that scares the Northeast Tiger most is not a rough-skinned black blind man, not a 600-pound wild boar king, but a mountain dog.

3 1. In front of the goddess, lolicon's mature woman controls the royal sister, clothes and things.

32. She squatted down and suddenly made a gesture to the sky to form a rectangle. She smiled: Chen, you can only see such a big sky now, so you can be satisfied, but if

One day, when you walk out of this land and see more, will you still be satisfied with 2000 yuan?

He doesn't have much culture, but he also knows that standing here and watching for a hundred years can't get into that circle.

34. As he walked, Chen thought bitterly that when he got rich, he would buy a car with a model, and then I would give the car without a model to the beggars on the roadside.

35. If I put some thought into it, I don't believe that I can't take this girl away, even if she is indifferent, I can * *.

36. How do you know the value of my friend if I don't let you get into a little trouble on my website?

37. Men and women who are disloyal and snobbish often have a honeymoon period from beginning to end. That's right.

38. For a woman who has never used facial oil, let alone cosmetics, she will not look in the mirror every day and feel that the years are ruthless.

39. Chen is smoking a cigarette, which sets off the small mound like a dangerous place in The Journey to the West.

40. The big rich man trotted to pick up the cigarette rod, held it in his arms, and continued to squat, without looking at Dignā ga's almost ferocious face. For a long time, he said slowly: if you don't owe me, anyone can owe me, as long as you don't owe me. Son of a bitch, grandpa is gone, and I won't protect you and mom. Who will do it? This thing makes me sleep soundly every day, chew the green onions soundly and eat with peace of mind.

4 1. In Chen's impression, the person he should call Grandpa is a bad old man who likes to hum Peking Opera while drinking. He never understood it before, but when he understood it, he had no chance to listen to it again.

42. For Chen Lai, Shanghai is the palest description in the book. Economy, prosperity and fashion are all extremely abstract, just like sunflowers in history books. He has seen them countless times but can't see the patterns.

43. With so many adults in the city, how difficult is it to climb higher than others? Is it much more difficult than the college entrance examination English listening test?

44. Brother, to tell you the truth, those laity will definitely talk if they want to see your face. Your ears are exposed and you are doomed to be poor all your life, or your eyebrows are narrow and narrow, your mind is narrow and you don't live long, and then you are cheated to spend money to eliminate disasters. Don't worry, I'm not that kind of person.

45. Chen has searched everywhere in Bubao, so he has to give money to thank this Bole. He didn't forget to say: My mother said that I would meet a noble person when I went out this time. I think it must be you. I don't have much money with me, just over 1000. Not too small. The man's eyes suddenly lit up and his facial muscles twitched slightly, which was called excitement. Finally, Chen fiddled with it for a long time before he took out a 50-cent bill and respectfully handed it to the dumbfounded guy, saying, I'm really sorry, I can't find so much money.