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Talking about ordering takeout

1. My roommate and I ordered takeout. My roommate didn't finish maocai, so I didn't eat enough.

2. I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi. My little roommate ordered takeout in the refrigerator for several days, and he took it out without asking me. Not afraid of diarrhea.

I feel that McDonald's has been inexplicably attractive since it was renamed. I want to go for no reason. I want to order takeout four times as soon as dinner arrives. Did the expert work out the name "Golden Arch"?

It's so cute to order a takeaway to send such a small fruit! ?

5, stay in bed until eleven o'clock, order takeout, eat takeout, and continue to stay in bed.

6. It is no exaggeration to say that Party A deserves to die. When the project was given, it was said that there was no need to bid, and the shape of the apartment had been decided. Three bidding schemes have been compiled, and two of them are used as accompanying bids. Leaders have a conscience and know how to treat people who work overtime on weekends.

7. I am in Zhuhai, and he is afraid that I am hungry. He always gives me a lot of takeout, and if it's inconvenient to take it out, he gives me money to eat for myself.

8. It's embarrassing. Wori's key is missing. I'm locked at home. As a result, I forgot and ordered takeout.

9. To put it simply, for the first time in my life, I ordered a takeaway. My takeaway brother's car broke down and his drink spilled. I thought he was lost, so he was going to repair the car. Then drink milk! ! ?

10, pick up the phone and prepare to look up a word. When it's time to eat, order a takeaway. You have to grab a red envelope, send another red envelope and grab it again. Then see the WeChat message and reply. Gee, 20 minutes have passed.

1 1, why don't you order a takeaway? If you order takeout, what's your favorite food? ?

12, I like to eat crispy rice. The breakfast shop downstairs was sold out, so I ordered takeout. Well, actually, I've been lying under the covers and can't get up. Sure enough, I'm old and I've been alone all night?

13, I ordered a takeaway that I've been thinking about for a long time at noon today. There are still a few hours before the afternoon game. Let's have a good meal! Come on, race! Have fun! I believe you can! Come on, let's! ?

14, I'm starving. I ordered takeout in a decadent place today. It's been a few hours now, the movie is almost over, and there is no news about the takeaway. Is it necessary to order takeout one year in advance next time? ?

15, I ordered takeout. . I ordered a wonton. Damn it, he sent me a box of raw wonton and asked me to get it myself. ?

16, order a takeaway, and you say what you want to do.

17, I think I should be hungry. The take-away rice I ordered was stolen several times and spilled several times when I arrived. After waiting for an hour, no one took the order several times. In short, there are not many times when you can eat a good meal on time.

18, ordered takeout for two months in a row, and felt sick. Today, my desire to eat finally defeated lazy cancer.

19, I started watching takeout after 10: 00, but I still haven't ordered anything. I think these things have lost their meaning to me.

20. I ordered takeout and actually ate three meals. . . Really old. . . It's not what it used to be.

2 1, since I ordered takeout, my hunger has always multiplied, and I have no intention of doing anything to stare at my mobile phone and wait for the bell to ring? .

22. When do you feel that the friendship between rooms has faded? He ordered takeout at night without asking me. ?

23. I uninstalled WeChat and couldn't even order takeout. I was struggling (but if I didn't uninstall it, I couldn't control the crazy chat. Don't! ! ! ! ?

24. Finally, one weekend, no one urged me to get up, and then I stayed in bed until twelve o'clock and ordered takeout to eat.

25. Actually, the takeaway is for drinking water. I'm the only one in the world? .

26. I feel that sometimes it is most comfortable to order takeout. Fewer and fewer people barbecue with aa hot pot. I want to prepare an oven for the whole induction cooker at home. Drinking a little wine and enjoying a snow in the future will definitely suit the occasion. ?

27. I found a super disgusting place in the US Mission, and now I order takeout. If you choose 40 cents compensation, he will give it to you first. Don't buy it, just wait.

28. At the weekend, four people in the dormitory lay dead and ordered takeout. The three of them are still playing games. I was going to eat, but I found that the takeaway only forgot my share, cNmLgB. After selling, I still ran out to eat.

29. The food obviously lives not far downstairs, but I still ordered takeout. I am super lazy and don't want to move at home.

I want to go home! ! ! I want to sleep in a room where I don't have to worry about being bitten by bugs. I want to sing loudly in the bathroom. I want to live a life where I can order takeout. If I get sick, I hope someone will accompany me to the hospital. I want to be spoiled with my parents.