20 classic hilarious copywriting

1. When I was a child, my father often told me stories about his 1 year-old going out to work to provoke1burden. After listening to this, I secretly vowed that when I grow up, I will be 1 like my father.

After three years of marriage, my wife asked her husband, "I look at you now, as if I don't have that kind of heart-warming feeling." Do you still have me? " The husband said, "I always jump." And it is not a simple heartbeat, it is a pleasure. "

3. How to judge whether a person's shoes are new or old? Then step on his foot hard, if the other person says, "You stepped on my foot!" " "Those are old shoes, if the other person says," You stepped on my shoes! " "Then they must be new shoes!

4. A little boy was eating ice cream, but his hand slipped and the ice cream fell to the ground. The little boy squatted on the ground and cried. I quickly bought an ice cream, took it to him and said to him, look, I have ice cream, but you don't.

5. The red envelope was sent to the wrong person. I contacted the other party and returned it. The other party replied: "Fortunately, you met me!" "Mm-hmm, thank you very much!" He went on to say, "If you meet someone else, you may get it back!"

6. Grandpa: Nothing. You can go home without doing your homework. Grandson: Then my dad will hit me. Grandpa: Your father is my son. Grandson: Brother, you are enough.

7. The ship is sinking after being in distress! A passenger is eating bread casually. The captain asked, "sir, the ship is sinking." Why are you still eating? " The passenger said, "I have stomach trouble. The doctor told me not to drink water on an empty stomach! " "

Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

9. On my wedding day, my husband came to meet me. Just as he carried me out of the house, my mother cried. I couldn't stop crying, so I went back to hug her and said, "Mom, I can't bear to part with you!" " My mother choked up and said, "I finally married you off." ..."

10. What's the experience of having a sensible brother? He said to me, "Sister, when I grow up, I will earn money to give you plastic surgery!" " "

1 1. Many people ask me what is the secret of quitting smoking. It's actually quite simple. I am too lazy to go downstairs to buy cigarettes, and I am too poor to go downstairs to buy cigarettes.

12. Me: "What would you think if someone gave you10 million for your boyfriend?" Girlfriend: "God, it's a double happiness!" "

13. "Why is mother-in-law more difficult to coax than girlfriend?" "Because my mother-in-law was cheated once!"

14. I smoke in the street. A beggar came to me to borrow cigarettes. I gave him one. He looked at the sign and gave it back to me.

15. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

16. Wife: I gave a blind man 100 yuan in the street today. Husband: Nowadays, fake blind people deceive many people. Wife: He said I was beautiful! Husband: Then he is really blind!

17. My wife said I was sixteen generations younger than her! I asked her why she said that. She said that I married her only after eight generations of good news. She said that I married me only after eight generations of bad luck!

18. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! Me: You left it to me!

19. While cooking, my wife came back and came in to shout, honey, it's cold. I bought you gloves. A warm heart: my wife is still good to me. Look at it, rubber gloves for washing dishes!

20. You have to believe that as long as you work hard and actively, the company will definitely see it. They will assign you more jobs, never bury talents and never give you a raise.