The new White Snake's legendary version of "Snail House" has hilarious lines in Beijing

Five Ghosts: Ah---I’m sleepy and tired. It would be great if I could sleep a little longer!

That is to say, we are not in a hurry anyway, so why are we leaving so early?

Xiao Qing: I’m telling you, if you don’t sleep at night, walk around everywhere, and complain about being tired during the day, you deserve to be exhausted!

Five Ghosts: Miss Xiaoqing, how can you say that?

Xiaoqing: Why is it wrong? This is what we should do when we go out (look at the sky early when the rooster crows, and seek shelter before it’s too late). Only by going to bed early and getting up early can we stay healthy!

Five Ghosts: We are not human!

Lady: Stop making trouble. What if you really hit my stomach?

Bai Fu: Madam Bai, what should I do if he doesn’t open the door?

Xiao Qing: Knock the door open!

Other ghosts: Yes, yes, break the door open!

Lady: No! Don't destroy other people's things casually! Will it be difficult for us to get in? Walk!

The lady is so well-educated!

Ms.: Everything that is convenient for others is convenient for yourself.

Xiao Qing: I think my husband has "no appearance". . .

Fahai: Oh? Is this lady's surname Bai?

The old bald donkey is afraid of white characters. . .

Tian Shenjun: You must keep in mind - the law is repayable to the public, and the sea is the land of great wealth! Therefore, since you have been granted the title of Fahai, from now on you must strictly implement the legal principles with a broad and majestic heart!

Pofahai is just the opposite, narrow-minded!

Lady: Spit it out? Can I still spit it out after eating it? Well~~~How dirty! Hee hee~~~~~

Compassion? What mercy? If the little shepherd boy hadn't saved me, I would have died!

Not to mention revenge, I just want to achieve enlightenment hundreds of years earlier than you!

Here, I'm sorry, I don't want to accompany you!

Fahai: Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back! . . . .

The lady is so cute!

Guanren: Where did you go, leaving my sister to take care of the two of them alone?

Wife: I’m back now, why did you run home all of a sudden?

Guanren: I came back to look for this book

I think this is not a classic but touching. They were hiding it from each other until the last moment, but they were actually thinking about each other

Xian GG: If I'm still drunk next time, even if you let me spend the night on the street, don't go to me.

Xiao Qing: I'm cruel enough to let you spend the night on the street. , but I’m afraid someone will feel bad!!!

Xiao Qing: Five taels of silver! Keep the change, please!

Staff 2: Thank you, girl! Thank you, uncle! Thank you thank you. . .

Xiao Qing: I haven’t finished speaking yet. The rest is for your livestock! Tell him to be brighter in the future and not look down on others!

Little 2: Huh? you. . . .

Mother: The years in the mountains are easy to pass, and the world is prosperous for a thousand years.

Mother: The sea has changed, the years have passed, and the little shepherd boy back then is no longer a shepherd boy. . .

Madam: Brother-in-law, please don’t belittle yourself. As the saying goes, there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world. . .

Xiao Qing: Yes! There are also demons outside demons!

Have you ever heard of "conquering demons with demons"?

Remember to answer "heard" in the future!

Because I heard it in Xinbai, and it was said by the lady herself!

A little starlight penetrates the sky at night, and the sun and moon have no light to drive away evil spirits.

Madam: In life, being kind to neighbors comes first!

Xian GG: I am so lucky to be able to marry you. To have a wife like you, to spend this life with me, you are with me,

I am with you, you Take pity on me, I will love you even more!

Think about it, I owe you a lot in my life. . .

That’s good, I’ll return it to you in my next life. In this way, we will never be separated for the rest of our lives!

He made his wife cry. . .

Madam, the bright moon does not know the bitterness of separation, and the slanting light penetrates the Zhuhu at dawn.

There is no need to break a good flower, it is better to appreciate it from afar than to possess it

People cannot be judged by appearance, sea water cannot be measured, and centipedes are useful regardless of short or long

The most painful thing in the world The worst thing is that the fate has been exhausted

This sentence is said by Xu Jiaorong:

The demon is like this, stronger than human beings.

I don’t want to become an immortal, I want to be an official, I want my family...

That’s what I said before entering the pagoda

"Official Lin is my biological son, and he is in danger. As a mother, who will I treat if I don’t help him? ”

“As a parent, God will protect your children. It’s human nature, what’s my crime?”

This is what the lady said to Fahai when she came out of the tower to save Shilin! Every time I see this place, I am so moved... 555555... Lady~~~~~~~

Guanyin: Xu Shilin, the new top scholar

Shilin: The disciple is here

Guanyin: Your mother, Bai Suzhen, broke her oath to repay her kindness, flooded the Jinshan Mountain again, and killed countless living beings. She was trapped under the Leifeng Pagoda until the water in the West Lake dried up and the Leifeng Pagoda collapsed before she could leave the tower. I love you now. With the most sincere and filial heart, and my love for his previous practice of medicine to save many living people, I am here to release him from his imprisonment and pardon him from leaving the pagoda