What kind of experience is it to cut your own hair?

"Elder brother, do you have a card? We now have a discount on getting a card, so you can get a discount if you charge 200 yuan ~ you can get a discount if you cut your hair later ~ "Under the hypnosis of the nagging barber, I successfully got a membership card and charged 500 yuan! Yes, this is the thing that doesn't even have a magnetic stripe! Enter the membership card number manually every time! The card number has been coded, because I heard it was a chain store, but I don't know where the other stores are. ) ?

Okay, now there's 800 yuan in Cary. Normal haircut 30 yuan, 500 yuan only 16 times. Now you can cut it 32 times only by reducing 25,800 ~ I'm still a little excited to think about it. ?

So I cut my hair once every half month, once every half month, almost a year later ... The store is gone! ! ! If you don't agree, transfer it to the store! What the hell is Shaxian snack? Why does the electric push become a small steamed bun? I still have money in my fucking card! Close to 300 yuan! ! ! So I don't believe the barber shop can get a card again. Then suddenly look back, I graduated from senior three! I have no time to surf ~ and go to your paralyzed barber shop! I cut it myself! So ... Why ... Why ... Why?

Buy buy buys! So I waited for a few days and finally arrived. ?

Ha ha ha, I am inexplicably happy. You don't have to spend money to cut your hair in the future! Please call me a money saver! Then ..............................................................................................................................................................................., why don't you send a cloak? ! Oh, I don't need to cut myself ... haha, take off my vest, show my eight-in-one abdominal muscles and cut my hair! If I cut it, I won't wipe it right. Nima seems to be taking off her pants ... well, take it off and go into the shower room ~ a knife, a knife, what the hell is this? ! Oh, shampoo first. Hehe, wash your paralysis! After washing the broken hair, it's stuck to your body! ! ! Never mind, let's talk about it after cutting! Damn it, no scissors? ! Damn it, no dental knives? ! Oh, that's a premium package. ?

All right, let's shovel off the sides first. hahaha. Call me a dead expert! Sticker shovel! Inexplicably refreshing! Wait, what's next? ! Okay, feel it. Then the knife is like a chess piece, like ... like your uncle! ! ! It's obviously the dog eating! ! ! Well, it's a pity that there is no map here (what a pity! ! ! ) Then, hey, hold the mirror in your left hand and the electric push in your right hand, have a look, close your eyes and find the feeling, and go down with a knife! Don't say anything Watch and push! Looking at the action in the mirror has no sense of direction at all. You want to ask me which position is the most troublesome to push? What? You don't ask? I insist on saying it! Left back of the head! When you hold the mirror in your left hand behind you and look at the mirror in front of you, push your hair at a twisted angle with your right hand? God, help me! I have no sense of direction! ! However ... God, I was wrong. I shouldn't have cut my hair myself! ! What the hell is the right back of the head? ! The right hand can't push at all, and the left hand is not at ease. I think I put my head in the toilet! ! Then, after I overcame all kinds of difficulties and experienced 81 difficulties ... I finally launched it! Take a shower ~ why can't I take a shower? ! Why are they all stuck? ! ! Wash your hair, wash your hair, wash your hair four times! ! Finally fucking clean! ! Hmm ~ do a haircut and see if it's fucking clean! ! Damn, so many burrs! ! Let's try ........................................................................................................................................................................... again, hahaha. I'm a genius! Maybe I was born to cut my hair, hahaha.

However, it has been nearly half an hour since my first haircut. ................................................................................................................................................................ shower gel? Damn it, it's useless. Well, let's use shampoo. Shampoo is no longer used as a shower gel. Yes ~ put on your pants and go out ~ I wiped it and didn't wash it! ! ! Take off your pants, go on ... and take a bath for nearly half an hour ... Oh, yes, that yellow sponge is black on the back and full of broken hair! ! Attach a close-up of the electric push ~? Does anyone want to see my new hairstyle? Oh, by the way, you should be able to see from the above that I didn't learn anything about cutting my hair ... I just stole it while watching the barber cut my hair ~