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Seven words

Take a fist, learn from the diligent and lazy dwarf next to you, press the gourd to get up and get up with the gourd.

Please don't move the figure-eight sedan chair. There is not a sum of eight-character sedan chairs. There are no strokes of the eight-character sedan chair. Black sheep are not afraid of more money, so courage is not mentioned.

If the loser returns, gold can't be exchanged for half a bottle of vinegar, which makes people stumble. If your voice is low, you can't go to Taiwan Province. I don't know if I'm hungry when I'm full.

Holding the back is generally heavy, and there is a mouth under the nose, which is the road under the nose. It is difficult to match the mouth under the nose with the door closed.

It's easier to see when it's not ready, but the grass won't grow with the wind, and it won't die until it's ready.

I'm afraid of crossing the line. I am embarrassed to say that I can't see coffins, tears, rabbits, eagles, monks and buddhas.

It's not that friends don't get together I don't know which kang doesn't hit the south wall. I guess it's very close. The tailor relied on a hot iron.

Picking lotus affects the lotus root grass, looking for greed in the grass lacking needles, biting your tongue and cheek, someone can be an official, and finally there is a way.

Success is king, failure is a thief, success is a prince, and failure is a thief. Although it is heavy, it is small. Don't forget to drill a well, every little makes a mickle.

Look at the heartbreak of a woman with two eyes and three idiots. There are no fish and shrimp in the pool. It's a newborn calf who is not afraid of the tiger coming out of the water and seeing mud.

First of all, the rafters are rotten until the ship comes to shore, and the oars are not loose. Ship to dock, ship to station, ship turning. The boatman's children can swim.

The boatman's children can swim, and compassion is too evil. There is no money here, 320 cleverness slipped away from their noses by cleverness.

A pinch of medicine will practice medicine for three years, and beating the dog will see the owner's face. Open the window and say it. Open the window and say it, slap it and rub it three times.

Slap and rub the road. Everyone is on the road. Everyone shovels. Adults don't remember villains as adults, but they can't see villains.

It is good to enjoy the cool under a big tree, and it is good to enjoy the cool under a big tree. A gentleman can bend and stretch, and he can be timid, but a general can't wait and die.

Be tolerant, bow your head and don't look up. If you see the east pulling the gourd and the west pulling the gourd, you will see the gourd. If the east is not bright and the west is bright, the tiger can't catch the wolves.

Bad dogs can't change the habit of eating shit, but thousands of miles away. Mother is worried that the river will not be cleaned if the wind is blocked first.

Fat mules lose weight, horses lose weight. Fat pigs can't escape the good years of butchers. There is no overnight enmity between husband and wife.

If you want to solve a knot in one's heart, just hit it with a stick and scratch your face and nose. Many things happen. There are many things in front of the widow.

Singles don't suffer immediate losses. He doesn't look for a bowl in the pot. There are no empty bowls in the pot. Good people don't suffer immediate losses.

Brave people don't praise brave people, don't mention brave people to do things, be brave people to do things, be good at scars and forget the pain.

It's better to live like a donkey's liver and lungs, earn a donkey's liver and lungs, drink water and don't forget to dig wells.

Picking your nose to see the red flowers, you have to help the green leaf fox. You can't become a civet cat, a confused wife or a confused god in the temple.

A bag of cakes painted with pus can't fill your stomach. Leave half a sentence to your mouth, half a sentence to your mouth, and half a sentence to your mouth.

Say it three times is gossip, gold is valuable, love is priceless, Huang Zhong refuses to accept the old emperor and has poor relatives, and God helps those who help themselves.

Every family has a hard story to read, even though the bones are broken.

If you don't get rid of evil, you won't hurt. If you don't hit the snake, you are scheming, not brave. Chewed sugarcane is not sweet.

Formed an indissoluble bond. He who tied the bell must untie the bell. He who tied the bell must untie the bell. Gold and silver have a price but no market.

If you are drunk now, you will get the best, and then you will feel that water is precious. If you don't eat the pain of saving people, you must save them to the end.

A gentleman can't shit by enjoying the cool from a big tree.

Do all kinds of evil, be lazy, be lazy, be lazy, be lazy, be lazy, be lazy, be lazy, be lazy, be lazy, be a wolf in sheep's clothing or be a prodigal son.

You can't touch the tiger's ass. Eagles don't eat under their nests. His face is facing the loess, and his face is ugly. No wonder the hooves of the mirror donkey are split.

The gongs and drums are ringing, and there is no play to play. The flattery on the horse's leg was photographed. Business on horseshoes is unfair. The melon seller doesn't say that the melon is bitter.

How can a cat who doesn't eat fish be happy when it bites urine? There is no way, no way, no windtight wall.

There are no river eyebrows and beards that can't be crossed. Every festive season, I miss my relatives twice, but my face doesn't change color, my heart doesn't jump, and I sharpen my knife and don't chop wood by mistake.

Take a chicken feather as an arrow, where to shovel, where to live in a plow, where to boil, where to boil, where to boil.

Behind talented people, talented people, in addition to talented people, there is also a clay figurine who can't pee in the pot. The cow holds its head and doesn't drink water.

It's hard to deceive yourself by losing your wife, losing your soldiers and hurting your children.

At the age of seven or eight, it is difficult to buy an old and thin girl, but it is difficult to buy her inner desire.

The front boat is the back boat, and flowers bloom in the wall. A strong general has no weak soldiers, and a strong dragon is hard to suppress.

Shine on you better than a blue official. Housework is difficult to judge. Love is blind. The poor are happy without disaster, while others laugh to death.

The fist is too big for my brother to be taunted and can't hide. People who don't go out are not expensive. People who have a savior will not die or cry.

People will think twice about their loved ones on holidays, and they will be happy if they are happy. People lived for 70 years before sound appeared. In ancient times, few people were afraid of famous pigs and strong pigs.

People rely on ambition, tigers rely on power, and cleverness is not as good as home. People are clothes, horses are saddles, and people are lacking in heart.

People whose hearts are made of meat are popular, and when they leave, they are angry and fat. They can cure diseases for three points and raise three words for seven points.

It's not enough to kill people. The mountains cover the sky. A cold is the root of all diseases.

Fish begins to stink at the head is in Cao Cao's heart, in Korea's heart, and in happiness. I don't know whether lucky ginger can't break the spicy gas or great ginger.

Raw rice has been cooked. Raw rice is ready, for fear that others don't know, being born in happiness doesn't mean happiness or eating a spoon.

Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists. Winners, princes, losers and thieves. Failure is the mother of success. Ten base, nine happy, ten single and nine stubborn.

Ten fingers are long and short, and ten fingers are long and short. Those who know the times are wise and protective, just to talk more, but the marriage stick can't be opened.

Handy is not as good as home skills. There are many books about killing cattle by veterinarians. When it comes to using them, they hate that few trees are quiet, but the wind does not stop, and ten thousand people return to the sea.

You can't raise a big fish in shallow water. Talk of the devil, and he is sure to appear. It's better to talk with your eyes than to sing.

A dead horse is a living horse, a dead horse is a living horse, a dead pig is a living horse, and a dead pig is a living horse.

Dead mice don't feel cold. A desk lamp doesn't take care of people. Mount Tai does not press the waist. The sun rises in the west, and the sun shines on the ass.

Greedy and cheap, big losses, the sky is falling, and then the king Lao Tzu is dying. The world is poor and the world is dark.

One day it was sunny. Jump into the Yellow River and steal the chicken and not eat the rice.

The fox preys farthest from home. Rabbits don't worry, don't bite people, don't smear their faces, do whatever they have to do for their friends, and go to Sanbao Hall.

Five hundred years ago, it was easier to go downhill than to play drums. You tried to hit the car with a heavy hammer, but you didn't fall, even though you didn't pretend to push the child to talk.

Get the truth out of the child. A small cage can't hold a big bird. A small tree can't ignore it. A small tree can't be repaired. A calf can't twist its thigh.

A small fish can't turn over a big wave, and a small fish can't lift a big wave.

I have a disease in my heart and my tongue is short, but I can't build bridges and roads. The first work is Snow, the second is Cold in Leng Xue, and the fifth is Old and Young on the Yan Road.

Yan people are also afraid of trying to see dead rice turn into water, sand can't get into their eyes, and wool can't know their parents' gratitude until it is on the sheep.

A snot, a tear, one step at a time, an autumn rain, an autumn rain, an autumn rain.

An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, a share of the market, a share of goods, a slap in the face does not ring, a typical lamp, a pot stirring a horse spoon.

Grab a horse spoon, a hero, three helpers, a monk, a monk, a chin, a general and an order.

A fence, three piles, a radish, a pit, a son-in-law, half a foot on two boats, eating into a fat man.

It is a one-year plan to eat a big fat man and drop a stone. If you shake less than half a bottle in spring, you will be fooled if you do things alone.

Husband and wife say a hundred words of thanks. The plan to say a word of thanks is to do things in the morning and hate going all the way to dark.

A basin of fishy soup, a bowl of cold water, a bowl of clear water, a bowl of water, a nest of foxes are not ashamed.

One night, the husband and wife said that they had eaten grain for a hundred years. Behind the hero, the capable hero is sad. Cherry is delicious and trees are difficult to grow.

If you don't repay your kindness, you won't be a gentleman if you have steel. It's even worse at the forefront. Old and thin, it is difficult to buy money.

Money is hard to buy. I am willing to have money to buy a mare. Money talks. Everything will be fine. Jack has the right to make the mare go.

Unlike winning a house, I want to eat fish, but I am afraid of being angry and resentful, but I can't make friends. It is not appropriate to make friends. Water afar quenches not fire.

The prime minister can hold up a gondola in his stomach and occupy the toilet. It's easy to stand and talk, and the mountain can be completed in one go.

True relatives can't be annoyed that sesame blossoms are rising day by day and don't report gratitude.

Ignoring life and death can cure the disease, but it can't cure life. Beating gongs and drums outside the temple, there are no cowards under the sound of new opening.

Everyone gathers firewood with a high flame, which means that ghosts can't cut themselves, fall down, climb up their baskets, and there are no rotten apricots.

You can't sit on a stool and choose a general on the team.

Water scorpions don't sting water scorpions very much and don't eat all over the world.

Eight words

Face to face, with a big bucket at the back, it's not as good as half a liter. It's better to talk less than to do less.

Gentlemen can talk, villains can do it, but ducks can't drop stuffing cakes, and then the sky collapses.

A watched pot never boils. You are like a mirror in your heart. You can open a lock with a key, and one side can feed one side.

A penny is worth a penny, and the hero doesn't say two words. This time is better than that time when my family didn't say polite words.

When the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, they all showed their magical powers. Further, the steamed stuffed bun has meat and will not be folded again.

The leopard is dead, and it is not enough for people to leave their skins behind. If more soldiers are blocked, water will flood a soldier and a bear's nest.

If you don't take charge, you don't know how expensive rice is. If you don't get wisdom, you are not afraid of 10 thousand, but you are afraid of one thousand.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Strike while the iron is hot, weigh the water and mud, and play drums with enemies, especially the jealous and ugly daughter-in-law, who will meet her in-laws sooner or later.

After leaving Longtan, go out and ask for directions in the wolf's den, and ask the customs to wear clothes and hats when going to the countryside. They each have their own strengths, and one is at the helm.

Smart for a lifetime, confused for a moment, knowing the overall situation at the age of three, small things begin to roll with the punches.

The authorities are fascinated, and the bystanders see people in front and ghosts behind. Practicing Sanjiu in summer, hiding from Leigong in winter and being struck by lightning.

Hearing is empty, seeing is believing, food comes with your mouth open, clothes come with your hand, and retrogression is fruitful.

It is easy for state-owned laws and regulations to lend, but it is not difficult to borrow again. It is difficult to find a bosom friend, but the heart should be empty and the heart should be real.

Opportunity knocks but once. There are thousands of people who jump over the wall. The Lord is in one Lord and the soldiers are in one general.

Picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelon, a leopard cannot change his spots. It is not too late to get close to Zhu Zhechi and take revenge on the black gentleman who has been close to Mexico for ten years.

As the gentleman said, it is difficult to catch up with the veteran, and the two countries will fight. If you don't cut it, you will get hurt.

It is unpleasant to sharpen a gun at the cold feet, but it is also intentional. Running water is ruthless. Sparrows are small and complete, but there are no mountains and no flat land.

An open flame is easier to hide than an open flame, but it is more difficult to prevent men from getting married and women from getting married.

It's better to die than to run away from the monk for Waquan, get up early in the temple, catch up with the thousand-mile embankment late and collapse in the ant nest.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step in the village and ends with the last step in the store. The front door refuses the tiger, and the back door enters the wolf. Our predecessors planted trees, while our descendants enjoyed the cool.

When people live to be a hundred years old, some people will steal donkeys. People dare not expose their shortcomings, and trees dare not skin themselves.

People are afraid of losing face, trees are afraid of losing skin, people lack ambition, horses are thin all their lives, hairs are abundant all their lives, flowers and trees are all human words, and animals have animal words.

People make mistakes, and horses trip. Among them, Lu Bu, Zhong Ma, Zhong Rabbit, 36. Three days of fishing and two days of drying nets are the best plan.

Killing people pays for their lives, paying debts is rewarded with good results, and doing evil is rewarded with evil results. Falling leaves are afraid of moving roots, and people are afraid of sadness.

Sending you a thousand miles will always make a difference. Some people will forget the outside world. It's the husband's responsibility to get married when it rains.

Listen to the sound, listen to the sound of gongs and drums, cure headaches and foot pains, and everything is ready except Dongfeng Wangpo selling melons and bragging.

Birds of a feather flock together. If you don't mend the small hole, you won't change your name if you suffer from the big hole, and you won't be allowed to change your surname for a while.

A wave of unrest rises again, two for no reason, one in the sky, one underground, one willing to fight and one willing to suffer.

One person is full, the whole family is not hungry, one person preaches truth, ten thousand people preach truth, one person gets truth, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, and they are teachers and fathers for life.

Pay with one hand and deliver with the other. There is no doubt about employing people. Suspects don't have to be convenient for others. Their convenience is far away and close at hand.

If I had known today, why dig a well on the stove kang and open the door of the roof with one eye open? As you sow, so you reap.

Under the four questions, wherever you go, there will be brave people. Wherever you go, there will be no hair in your mouth and no work in your hands.

9 words

Eight bearers dared not fart, escaped from the river and fell into the well. What brings you here?

I'm not sick and I'm not afraid of cold cakes. I won't write two surnames at once. I can't write two words at once. A flower is stuck in cow dung.

Break a penny in half and smash a well with a nose, a mouth and a fist.

Rome wasn't built in a day. Say whatever you want with wooden glasses, sell whatever you want, and shout whatever you want. You can't see through the style of your overpass, just talk and don't practice.

The tortoise is determined to eat this weight.

10 and above

Nose is not nose, face is not face. I'm afraid I don't know the goods, but I'm afraid I'll suffer if I don't listen to the old man.

Support the bold, hungry, timid, short-mouthed, short-handed, short-mouthed, face-slapping, swearing, exposing big fish, and eat small fish small fish eating shrimp.

Twenty years later, the immortal onion and the immortal garlic are another hero. The male is right, the female is right, and it is unclear.

After this village, there is no such shop. Good news travels fast. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda tiger. Sometimes you take a nap.

The shepherd would rather lose the wool than the sheep. If you don't have Jin Gangzuan, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking at the door.

The temple is small and magical, and the turtle knows that there are tigers in the mountains. The expert watches the doorway and the layman watches the excitement. You respect me one foot, I respect you one foot.

People don't know ugly horses, but they don't know faces. Man struggles upwards, but water flows downwards. Sit on the Diaoyutai despite the storm.

Nothing is difficult in the world if you put your mind to it, but the sky will fall and the tall man can't sing Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea.

Open your mouth for three points, and you can break it without giving it.

If you don't seek common ground, you will live, and if you seek common ground, you will die. It's not fair. God knows what is right and what is right.

When a married woman pours water, she tells everyone that she will lose a piece of meat even if she dies.

Breathe indoors and exercise your muscles and bones outdoors. An expert watches the doorway, a layman watches the excitement, his eyes are burning and his five internal organs are smoking.

People have to die than people, goods have to hit people to live a sigh of relief, trees live in a layer of skin, people are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden.

Man is a fairy, and thousands of people go to bed every day. Water flows downwards, people are inferior, and flowers are inferior to red.

People don't walk headless, birds don't fly headless How dare people not bow their heads and fall into the well under the eaves, and their ears will droop?

The tortoise looked at the mung bean and couldn't keep up with it step by step, nor could he keep up with the power in his hand, so he gave the order.

Once bitten by a snake, twice shy, everything has its vanquisher. Take pains to make tofu.

Forced to hang himself, I met a wooden fish with a crooked neck and changed my bangzi. Woodenhead, who was beaten, was unlucky, and his teeth were filled with cold water.

Ten fingers are usually not together. When you pout, you know what to shit. Draw a nose on a piece of paper. What a big face.

Babai, except that the trembling river capsized, the river fell into the water and the chicken nest turned into a duck nest, which was almost the same.

People eat whole grains, how can people who won't get sick travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit, unexpected events happen, and people are doomed.

A word makes people laugh, a word makes people jump and spit, and it can drown you. Twenty-three, one shot, twenty-five, one drum.

A frog in the well has never seen a big day.

People don't get along with windfalls, and horses don't get rich at night. The house leaks when it rains all night, and the sailboat meets the headwind.

An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of time is worth an inch of gold. One fence, three piles, one hero and three gangs.

A bed of radish and a bed of vegetables, whose children don't love it.

One turn, two turns, three turns. Don't let grandma Wang see grandma Wang. The difference is not one or two.

A monk will carry two buckets of water for his own use; Two monks will bring one for their common use; Three monks can't give anything to anyone-everyone's business is nobody's business; One boy is a boy, two boys are half boys and three boys are not boys.