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Some friends are like dogs. Go with whoever has bones.
Tell you a joke, I still love you.
It's funny, I miss you again.
4. The person I am waiting for, how far is the future?
I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is not dry and the time is not old. You and I are fine.
6. belated blessing: happy birthday, deer.
7. I believe that I am not the only one who cries when I hear the songs of the stars in the place where I keep my sheep.
8. You teased me first, you said you would marry me and stay with me for life, you left me first, and I couldn't let go.
9. What do you think of the age at the beginning of the gun word? Falling in love, under the banner of marriage, is the force of not asking for money.
10. Are you really good to me? Now I know. Thank you for your busy schedule.
1 1. Today, we passed the physical examination. I will try my best to meet the senior high school entrance examination. Can I pass the exam?
12. Once lovers, now the front and back tables. It's a pity that they have broken up.
13. I didn't get the one that was mixed with two yuan, please contact.
14. After he left, he could find one immediately, and she still thought of him like a fool. He just doesn't love you anymore.
15. I said that if you can walk into my heart, you will know how much I love you and how inseparable I am from you. He really doesn't know.
16. Still can't let go, he also has his own worries.
17. I told him that if you can see my heart, you can know how much I love you and how much I can't live without you. He said I really don't know.
18. If you really know me, you should know that the more silent an optimistic person like me is, the more emotional he is.
19. Don't bother those who haven't replied to you for a long time.
20. May you have a lamp in the dark, an umbrella in rainy days and a lover and girl on the road.
A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will be taken away.
1. What makes me sad is not that someone left me, but that they clearly said they would not leave.
2. I said I want to have long hair, but I still can't survive the summer; It's like saying that you will always like it, but you can't compete with time.
A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will be taken away.
You were at a loss in the crowd, and I followed behind you, holding out my hand for fear of making mistakes and withdrawing my hand for fear of missing it.
I haven't read so many books, and I don't know how to speak or behave. The only way to do things is that you are good to me and I am good to you.
6. You should get used to anyone's hot and cold, and look down on anyone's drifting away.
7. Don't be confused, don't fall in love. Don't worry about the past and don't be afraid of the future.
8. After many years, I will definitely forget your appearance, your name and even the feeling when I think of you.
9. You stand on the bridge and watch the scenery, and the people watching the scenery are watching you upstairs.
10. Some things may be better if you keep them in your heart. After a long time, looking back at them will become a story.
1 1. I've had a hard time recently and I'm in a bad mood. Fortunately, my appetite has always been good.
12. Enough is enough to give up, at least you won't lose too badly.
13. If I accidentally touch your hand, will you subconsciously avoid it or hold it?
14. Later, I heard the past, such as the wind blowing in my ear.
15. I am not beautiful enough, but I am clean. I'm always laughing, but I'm happy. I have no tattoos, no lovers, no expectations, occasionally smoke, cry when I blow, and get drunk when I drink.
16. I like you because I have you in the fourth rib of my left chest.
17. You may not love me either, but you just happened to meet me.
18. What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.
19. He is the heaviest rain I have ever encountered, and he is a topic I won't talk about.
20. It's like eating half an apple and drinking half a cup of drink. After a long time, it loses its original taste. Now I just want to throw away what I once liked.
Life is like a circle, some people come and some people go! Philosophical signature
1, you have your sky and I have my vastness.
2, life is like a circle, some people come and some people go.
No matter how vigorous lovers are, they can't compare with their parents.
Your disappointment usually comes from your extravagant hopes.
5. What is helpless is feelings, and what is tough is fate.
6. Everyone will die. If they can't get out, no one else can get in
7. One must always find a companion; But he can't fulfill the people who are interested in him.
8. I was walking alone on my way home. I might have gone wrong. No one was waiting for me at the end of the road.
9. A person can't be alone for a long time. Many people don't fulfill many people.
10. A true friend will stand by and watch you after the whole world disappears.
1 1. Some people like it very much, but it is only suitable for being friends.
12, the ugliest time is a true friend, and the poorest time is a true friend.
13, the missed scenery is like a broken glass bottle, and no matter how hard you try, it can't be recovered.
14, when I tell you my troubles, it's not complaining, it's trusting you.
15, there are three things in life: life, time and love; You want to stay, but you are drifting away.
16. If flowers are afraid of withering, they will never open.
17, people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.
18, some things cannot be forced, such as love, such as trust.
19, I don't have any good talent, but I am more serious than anyone else.
20. Give up when it is time to give up. If you give up, you will get, not in what you get, but in what you give up.
2 1. Belief cannot be verified by logic. Faith, the only faith, saved you in the most dangerous moment.
22. Love once appeared, but you couldn't see it.
23. cherish what you have. Don't take a fancy to what you don't have.
There is no cure for two kinds of people: those who disobey orders and those who obey them.
25, the wall fell down, not pushing is also a kind.
26, look too high, only yourself is degraded.
27. There are always some things that make you meet some people inadvertently.
28. There is always a person who hides in his heart and disappears into life.
29. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.
One day you will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness. Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.
3 1, still impulsive, indicating that you still have passion for life; Always impulsive, indicating that you still don't understand life!
32. Desperate stubbornness and willfulness often push themselves to the wall.
33. No matter how firm a position is, its strength is very small, and sometimes it can only be led by others.
34. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.
I don't have many friends, so I cherish you more.
36. The same thing, if you want to open it, it is heaven, but if you can't open it, it is hell.
You can doubt anyone, but never doubt yourself.
38. It's not the pressure that can crush you, but the way you bear it.
39. I would rather tolerate others by myself than wait for others to tolerate myself.
40. Life is not about holding good cards, but how to play bad cards well.
I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.
1, three things I struggle with every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.
2. Destroy a person's life, and Warcraft is poor for three generations. If you don't touch these two, you will become Gao Fushuai.
3. In the future, fight for your Audi, my Dior and the Oreo of the child!
You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move if I take the initiative
Girl, turn on Bluetooth and send me some love.
6. Do you know what is most important to me? This is the first word of this sentence.
7. People who treat women as clothes will be single sooner or later!
8, big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig.
9. Don't come back if you get out. I don't collect garbage.
10. Nowadays, men are so handsome that they bring disaster to the country and people and endanger society.
1 1, the bed lit up and a bowl of soup was spilled. Raise your head with a towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch.
12, actually I admire you very much. You can breathe with your lungs in public when you are so unexpected.
13, I don't have acting skills, so I can play two kinds with you without giving me lines.
14, chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.
I won't live as great as Chairman Mao, but I will live as long as Xiao Qiang.
16, the crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, he turned out to be an idiot.
17, there is a fill-in-the-blank question called not at all. There is a multiple-choice question called "It all looks right"
18, for "white", I have met all three criteria-stupid, rich and smelly.
19, Ma Ma asked me to sweep the floor. I said I was a princess, and my mother said you were a sow.
20. If I can travel through time and space, I must replace all the apple trees in front of Newton's house with durian trees.
2 1, every time I answer a question, I always talk to my deskmate about the feeling of standing up immediately after sitting down.
22. Say that you can't set off the essence of your embarrassment. You are already embarrassed and can't be described as embarrassed.
When I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek. I went home when all my friends were hiding.
I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.
25. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood. ...
26. When I have money, I will buy a swimming pool, wash my face and hands.
27. I am not a bone I can't let every dog run after me.
If you are well, it will be sunny. But it has been raining heavily for a week. You won't die.
29. Sometimes less muscle is better than more heart.
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