Humor about hand scratches and bleeding

Sometimes you get hurt when you flash. Humor about hand scratching and bleeding is suitable for everyone!

1. Growing up has never prepared people psychologically.

2. I cut my hand with a knife while washing dishes, and then I washed the dishes calmly while bleeding my fingers like a pig.

I cut my heart instead of my hand. The blood I shed is not blood, but tears.

If you touch dirty water, the scar on your hand will become inflamed. If I touch you, my world will collapse.

I can solve all problems, including all scars.

6. What you said to me is more vicious than this injury on your finger.

7. The excitement of icing on the cake will eventually turn into scum who sprinkle salt on the wound.

8. The vegetable cutter was cut and there was no disinfectant at home. While worrying about whether there will be bacterial infection, he believes in his immune system.

9. That's ridiculous. I always want to die, but the truth is, I even feel pain when I cut my finger. I'm such a coward.

10. I found that my hand was sour with lemon juice and cut.

1 1. It's a beautiful price. My hand was cut and it hurt.

12. I obviously bought meat today. Why do I cut my own meat when I cut vegetables? I eat and drink in the sea every day. Is it easy for me to raise meat?

13. It's Tanabata, but I didn't send roses because my hand was hurt.

14. I'm in a bad mood today, because I cut my hand and I can't eat ice cream and French fries. 15. I'd rather suffer a little physical injury and shed a little blood than unspeakable heartache.

16. Cut my hand, rotten things in my bag, playing with my mobile phone, hitting a tree, taking the elevator, and almost being locked.

17. You can't be too careful when talking about yourself. This can also cause harm.

18. I never cut my hand when I didn't have a band-aid at home before. Unexpectedly, there was a band-aid, and fate made me enjoy the love of a knife for the first time.

19. You hurt yourself!

20. It's so cruel that you can do it yourself.

2 1. I cut my finger, and then I gave him the task of kitchen. I can finally be lazy once. Long live laziness.

22. I cut my hand while cutting vegetables. Boyfriends buy vegetables together and have knives. After a successful conclusion, my boyfriend gave me a knife.

23. There will never be less blood, there will never be less detours to take, and people you meet will never miss it. .

24. I'm not fit to do housework, I'm only fit to study.

25. The scar on the finger will eventually heal, but how can the wound on the heart heal completely?

26. Today is really not suitable for me to travel, because I cut the driver and forced me to put up my middle finger.

27. There is nothing delicious to bask in today, so I can only bask in my hands with stories.

28. Tick tock, my blood is dripping.

29. God, there's so much blood. It's so scary. 30. Who has a band-aid to send me?

3 1. It is all my fault. I don't want to cook when my hand is cut. I don't want to rest when cleaning the house. I want to play at home on vacation.

32. fortunately, I am not dizzy, otherwise what can I do?

33. Look at me with trembling fingers ...

34. You can't warm your right hand with your left hand when no one warms you.

35. It's really painful to learn to grow and bear.

I hope you like the humor about hand scratching and bleeding!