Funny verses about toothache

The first song is untitled

The toothache groans like a serious illness, and the pain makes it difficult to sleep in anticipation of dawn.

The cheeks are swollen like olive pits, and the pain is like going to heaven.

Take painkillers quickly and gradually regain your consciousness.

When the sun turns red, I feel sleepy, and when I wake up, I see the moon and stars.

Note: Tianting refers to the Tianting acupoint, located in the center of the forehead.

The second song "Toothache"

Red face and swollen cheeks,

One head and two big ones.

The table is covered with delicious food,

but I can’t eat it.

Rub the Hukou acupoint (pressing and rubbing the Hukou acupoint can relieve toothache)

Hang an ice pack on the cheek.

Who can not be afraid! qq funny signature laughs until toothache

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1. Go to the supermarket before Valentine’s Day and put a note in each chocolate: Let’s break up

2. Never use your own photo as your avatar, it is unlucky to go offline

3. The most painful thing in life is to be called by the alarm just after being called away by Duke Zhou. Get up

4. I have been playing speeding for a long time, and even riding a bicycle I want to drift

5. This signature is purely fictitious, and any similarity is purely coincidental

6. I originally wanted to use the results of this exam to make a comeback, but I didn’t expect that TM would stick to the pot

7. A woman pretending to be a man is called cool, and a man pretending to be a woman is called a mother

8. League of Legends has broken up many couples, while Meitu Xiuxiu has created many online relationships.

9. Sending the girl you like home is always on your way

10. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let’s get married. I’ll treat you!

11. Time made me forget my homework. Sorry for my homework, I have fallen in love with time.

12. I know why the military training is turned back and forth, in order to get a more even sun exposure

13. If you say I’m not good, then I’ll change. When I change, you’ll tell me you like the old me again

14. I look up to you, even though you’re so arrogant, you’re just He's just taller than me

15. Handsome guy, I'll give you this false name, just go ahead and order it

16. Since you like it, just take it, it's rubbish I don't want.

17. If you can’t see my love, it only proves that you are blind

18. What’s wrong with not having the ability, at least I am more real than him

19 , Since you no longer love me, I don’t need to love you anymore

20. Thank you for choosing to give up in the end, so that I can know your virtues

21. He is poor, He is not as good as you, but he has a sincere heart

22. I don’t care about everything, because I am thick-skinned and always go my own way

23. A lover who can be taken away, That's not called a lover

24. Don't give away your cheap love, I've never cared about it

25. You don't need to pretend to be innocent, you are just an egg in my eyes< /p>

26. Don’t underestimate how smart any fool will be with a higher IQ

27. Don’t say I have changed, as if you know me well

28. Don’t treat yourself like a waste if you are not dead

29. It’s you who are too idiotic, it’s not that I don’t approve of you

30. My tears are also valuable, but they are given by you The price has just been reduced

31. I miss you not because of love, but because you are too cheap

32. My friend, if you are not strong, who should you show your weakness

33. You are so dirty that I don’t want to look directly at you

34. You don’t have to say hello to me when you leave. Who are you to me?

35. Since you have chosen to give up this Love, then I will see you go with my own eyes

36. Whether you are a friend or a sister, there will be no life in this life but the next

37. My mother once said to me: The early worm will be eaten by the bird

38. What’s wrong with me being short of money is better than your lack of conscience

39. Since you have chosen to give up on me, there is nothing left for me to keep

40. I risked my life to love you, but you abandoned me desperately

41. It’s better to be sick than to seek medical treatment indiscriminately

42. There is nothing I can’t think of, only things I don’t want to do.

43. My eyesight is very good, but I can’t see you clearly.

44. What’s wrong with you if I can’t win? At least I don’t feel inferior to you

45. I don’t want to let down your kindness, so I have to put the banana peel at your feet

46. Please stay away from where I started and don’t put your sorrow Infected to me

47. Get out of here, get out of my world without stopping

48. One day we will also die, just live like this and slowly wait si < /p>

49. Since you are willing to go through fire and water for me, I am willing to break my heart for you

50. You are famous for being mean, so no one can compare with the pain of toothache. Let’s talk about some incisive words to describe toothache

1. My teeth keep hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which would be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old.

2. My toothache is excruciating. I’ve been getting angry and irritated too much recently, and my worries are excruciating.

3. When will the sores in my mouth go away? I have a headache and toothache.

4. My tooth aches when I think of you. You know, toothache is terrible.

5. Last night, I was sitting at the dining table eating with relish, when suddenly my teeth started to hurt again.

6. Thanks to Toothache for allowing me to clock in at 8:28 today, a new record in history.

7. When I woke up early, I found a toothache and my face was sore and swollen, so I quickly recited the history of Western music to relieve my shock.

8. Stressed, irritable, and aggravated, getting angry and having toothache.

9. Toothache is not a disease, the pain can kill people!

10. Late at night, toothache is endless. There are no words to describe this pain.

11. I had a toothache all night. I cried in pain at night and couldn’t sleep because of the pain. I woke up from the pain in the morning and felt exhausted. Now I’m sitting at my desk and I’m so sleepy that my tooth still hurts. I finally decided to see a doctor. I can’t stop because of the temporary pain. The pain will continue in the future, which is the same as a couple breaking up. The laws of all things in the world are still very similar.

12. Can anyone tell me why a cold can cause toothache? Isn’t it enough to have a stuffy nose and sore throat? If a toothache occurs, toothache can also make people eat well.

13. It was a Saturday night. I don’t know why my tooth suddenly started to hurt. Soon the left cheek became red and swollen. This time it was fatal.

14. I still can’t believe the fact that I will go back to school tomorrow and start the day after tomorrow. It seems that every time my mood changes, the physiological reaction is stronger than the psychological reaction. Recently, I have a toothache and am out of spirits during the day. I feel sleepy during the night. I can't sleep. The worst thing is that I always don't have enough to eat. It's extremely indulgent. It's about the time the holidays are over and the syndrome before school starts. It's so fast that I'm going to be a senior in high school. I've always been scared, but I've never really been prepared. I just hope that I won’t feel sorry for myself and don’t have any more regrets.

15. Postpartum depression is really scary. From crying and throwing tantrums every day after giving birth to now, my husband is tortured by me to the point of getting angry and having toothache. Even when he has a fever and lies in bed, he still mutters for me to lie down. Don't be blown away by the wind. Actually, I didn’t want to make a fuss, I just felt inexplicably upset and wanted to cry. I just knew that I needed time to adjust.

16. My teeth have been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which would be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old. My singing may be affected in the near future, but the stories at the Olympics remind me that health is much more important than career. Students who have worn braces are welcome to share their treatment experiences.

17. People with toothache doubt life, and it hurts to hold their faces.

18. I have a toothache and my round face turns into a big half-fermented bun.

19. My face was swollen due to toothache. It hurt to swallow my saliva. I took my aunt’s toothache medicine and gargled my mouth with salt water. When fiona came over, I would look like I was in pain: just kiss her. It made such a warm sound when it was pressed against my face. Half of my face froze in pain and tears almost flowed out.

20. After the anesthesia has passed, I still have a toothache. I don’t know whether it is the pain of pulling down or the pain of incision and suturing.

21. Because of the toothache, I couldn’t sleep all night, thinking about my toothache. , while still thinking about my insomnia.

22. I couldn’t help but suffer from toothache and ate for two. I woke up and found that my tooth didn’t hurt anymore because my throat was so sore that I vomited blood. Kill me.

23. I have a toothache recently, which is very swollen. I thought it was due to internal heat, but I didn’t expect that toothache is also a pregnancy reaction.

24. Although I have a toothache, But this doesn’t stop me from eating like crazy at all.

25. Today, my cavities hurt so much that I rolled on the bed and couldn't even eat.

26. I have toothache, red and swollen gums, big blisters all over my mouth, and cracked corners of my mouth. How could I be so angry?

27. Pain. toothache. Pain on left side. The gums also hurt. Wuwuwuwu! Both cold and hot water hurt!

28. Although I only slept for two hours, I still had a dream about kissing Feifei and my teeth hurt. When I woke up, I found that I was holding my hand. No wonder my tooth hurts when I sleep with my face covered. A collection of funny simple sentences about toothache in the circle of friends

A collection of funny sentences in the circle of friends about toothache (1)

1.? Toothache leads to doubtful life, and it hurts to hold hands .

2. I had a toothache last night. It made me very uncomfortable. It was because of calcium deficiency. I really understand that sentence. Toothache is not a disease. The pain can kill people. I must take good care of my teeth in the future. .

3. Recently, I have been suffering from toothache, face pain, and back of head pain at home, and I can’t sleep well. I can finally come out for some air.

4. When will the sores in my mouth go away? I have a headache and toothache.

5. As soon as 5 o'clock in the afternoon, the body temperature began to rise, and the toothache gave up talking.

6. No matter I have a cold, fever or have been tired all day long, as long as my toothache really hurts, I am not tired or uncomfortable at all. All I can think about is toothache, which really hurts. To the point where I want to let myself go! ! .

7. When I woke up early, I found a toothache and my face was sore and swollen. I quickly recited the history of Western music to relieve my shock.

8. If you like someone and forget about toothache, you probably still like them even if you don’t get a response.

9. The doctor suggested that my mother remove the nerve of my tooth because there are bacteria in the nerve of my tooth, which is why I have toothache.

10. When the toothache persists, I feel that my face is not my own.

11. The toothache continues, and I feel that my face is not my own.

12. Please let me go with the toothache. I want to live a normal life.

13. I miss the taste of pickled mustard and Haitian’s bean paste. My toothache keeps on hitting people, I want to eat snacks, I want to eat spicy food, I want to eat pickles.

14. If you don’t want to lose weight, God will always find a way to make you lose weight. For example, if you have a toothache and can’t chew.

15. The pain is so bad today that I can’t chew at all. I cook some thin noodles and feed myself, hoping that I won’t be unable to eat in the middle of the meal.

16. I was the only one who was woken up by my own toothache in the middle of the night. It took me a long time to fall asleep again, which really tortured me.

17. I ate a boiled egg for breakfast. I was so hungry and my tooth hurt so much that I could only drink milk.

18. I really believe that wisdom teeth will not grow sooner or later, but they will grow during the epidemic. Toothache is not a disease.

19. I have a toothache! I am so desperate. My teeth are twitching when I drink water and swallow. There is also an oral ulcer at the corner of my mouth. I really feel that it hurts me to death just to eat. It is so difficult.

20. At this time, the toothache is so terrible that the dental department has not even opened a dental clinic. I can only rely on painkillers first, and I can’t see him until tomorrow. A collection of funny short sentences about toothache in the circle of friends (2)

1. On the sixth day after returning to Guangzhou, before I had time to feel sad, I had oral ulcer pain for two days, lower back pain for two days, and now I have toothache.

2. Late at night, my tooth hurts. There are no words to describe this pain.

3. I was so hungry and sleepy, but my food was tasteless and I couldn’t sleep. I had a toothache and cried myself bitterly.

4. I have been suffering from toothache for more than half a month. When can I see the dentist for painkillers? Anti-inflammatory drugs are no longer useful to me.

5. Let’s make some skewers together. I bought some a few nights ago. I don’t dare to eat too much and it will cause a toothache. There are too many ingredients.

6. Although I have a toothache, it doesn’t stop me from eating like crazy at all.

7. High stress leads to internal heat, which leads to wisdom tooth inflammation, discomfort, and toothache.

8. I licked my crooked teeth with my tongue again, and suddenly I felt numb again. This numbness spread to every corner of my body, and finally turned into a tingling sensation. A kind of pain like being pricked by a needle.

9.? If you have a toothache, you can have it pulled out. If you have a stomachache, you can take medicine. Can you dig out my heart?

10. I have toothache and my legs and feet are numb. I am really going to collapse. Can I survive this day?

11. In the critical period, I have a cold and a fever. There is also a toothache, which is so uncomfortable.

12. Today, my cavities hurt so much that I rolled on the bed and couldn't even eat.

13. Last night, I was sitting at the dining table eating with relish, when suddenly my teeth started to hurt again.

14. I cried because of my toothache. Except for the pain that lasted a day when my wisdom teeth just came out, I have never had a toothache before. Is a toothache so uncomfortable? It hurts too much.

15. The only thing in this world that is hard to extricate is broken love is the painful tooth

16. Toothache is not a disease, it hurts really badly. Not only does my tooth hurt, my head hurts, and my ears hurt too.

17. I have been in a bad mood recently, my teeth hurt, my gums hurt, my ears always ring when I yawn, it’s super uncomfortable.

18. If you don’t want to keep the toothache, just pull it out.

19. High stress leads to excessive heat, which can lead to inflammation of the wisdom teeth and painful toothaches.

20. I have a toothache and my round face has turned into a big half-fermented bun. A collection of funny sentences about toothache in the circle of friends (3)

1. Every time I have a toothache that causes me tossing and turning in bed and can’t sleep, I will think that there should be nothing worse than this before I undergo natural childbirth. It's an unforgettable pain.

2. In the past two days, I suddenly started to have toothache. I feel more and more that I am about to start growing wisdom teeth. This feeling is not good.

3. At this age, I am still panicking about unnecessary panic, getting angry and suffering from toothache, but I am helpless. I don’t know what I did in the wasted time. .

4. Why do you drool when you sleep with a toothache? The only thing I couldn't live up to was the bed I didn't dare to lie down on.

5. The whole gums feel loose, the toothache is more painful, goosebumps appear all over the body, deep breathing is not helpful, and it feels like I can't live.

6. Toothache, ulcer, unable to laugh.

7. Stress and irritability make my aunt suffer from internal heat and toothache.

8. You can feel the tooth nerve beating happily.

9. I had a toothache and slept for 12 hours last night. I took some painkillers at work this morning, but I fell asleep in pain all morning.

10. If I could do it all over again, I would take good care of my teeth.

11. Think about what you should do every day to commemorate the second day of toothache.

12. I was so hungry and sleepy, but my food was tasteless and I couldn’t sleep. My toothache was so uncomfortable that I cried bitterly.

13. There are two things in the world that make people unable to extricate themselves. One is toothache and the other is falling in love with someone.

14. It hurts. toothache. Pain on left side. The gums also hurt. Woooooooo! Both cold and hot water hurt!

15.? Stressed, irritable, plus getting older, getting angry and having toothache.

16.?When! when! when! Pulpitis, toothache, headache, face pain! Medication doesn’t work! It hurts so much that I can't sleep at night!

17. Today I have a toothache and I realize that a small tooth can be so powerful. It can make me hurt like a thousand arrows piercing my heart and beg for mercy!

18. I have a toothache and can’t sleep. I regret doing root canal treatment. This tooth still hurts and feels so heavy. It feels like a foreign body is being rejected. Other teeth feel very relaxed. That’s it. The pill feels really heavy, and it always feels like it's getting in the way. I really want to pull it out.

19. I still wake up with toothache in the morning. After I wake up, it doesn’t hurt so much!!!!