Who has the jingle of two people turning to boast? Like big brother and big sister are beautiful or something? Thank you.

2. I've made a grand drop.

3. Four or five old men chased me and ran, and I ran into a grave. They saw me lying motionless on a grave and asked me what was going on. I said, I went home, and they turned and ran away in fear.

4. They misspelled my name, so I came out to change it

5. Take other people's road, leaving others nowhere to go

6. I'm home, so you're still chasing me! !

7. Hey, sister, why do you think this is? Why? !

8.-I've had enough with you in this life. I must find a prince riding a white horse in my next life.

-It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. Tang Priest sometimes rides a white horse.

-Tang Priest is better than you! !

-yes, if you can, you can't eat meat.

9. I'm so talented. I was a tailor in my last life.

1. People are clothes, horses and saddles, and they don't eat hungry!

11. People say that I am poor-looking, but my mother is very rare about me. My mother said that she took me to the park when I was a child, and many old people surrounded her and asked her,' Elder sister, where did you buy this monkey? Now I'm all grown up.

12. Look at this dress I'm wearing. What, you don't think my red and green look good? Don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store. Shroud store!

13. My little sister is happy when she sees me. Oh, big brother, you really look like the sea. Unfortunately, big brother, I feel seasick. I feel sick when I see the sea!

14. I wandered around the mall and asked a waiter casually, how much do you sell this dress? She said, 18 yuan. I said, is it for sale in 3 yuan? She said yes, and then she asked me to pay. I said, I won't buy it, so I'll just stroll around and say nothing.

15. What do I look like when the sun shines in the east?

16. —— I think you look so young. This cosmetic is so powerful. Who can tell when you look at people who are 6? —— Who hasn't opened a flower in 6? —— Yes, cactus blooms once in 6 years.

17. Just friends ~ It's okay.

18. Life is like this: "One day passes with your eyes closed, and the rest of your life passes with your eyes closed again."

19. No need to shoot, just rest in my class!

2. I see who doesn't applaud, and I'm afraid of your window at night ~~

21. My Chinese name is xiao shenyang, and my English name is Xiao Shen Shen yang Yang!

22. Old girl, you can catch me ~~

23. You are blind, these are underpants!

24. Uh-huh ~ ~ the dress is off-center. Oh, my gosh, I said there is no crotch in the aisle. Then

25. I am a person with status. What is a person with status? A person with an ID card is a person with an identity!

26. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theatre.

27. If you want to know who I am, I am nicknamed Little Gong Li.

28. Gee, my little bag is rare. The original price is 32. . . 15

29. —— Take other people's road and leave others with no way out!

-you just follow our women's path, leaving women with no way out!

-I'll kill her!

3. Audience friends ~ ~ They all say that I look like a pervert ~!

to tell you the truth, I'm nothing like ~! ! ! ! !

。 . . . . . I am. . .

31. Give you a colorful moonlight cable fart!

32. When you come to my class, you don't have to clap all the time. Your wrists hurt and my heart hurts.

33. You are blind! ! ! This is a cotton condom! ! ! !

34. Oh, I said you didn't run when others ran ... you despised me! I said, why don't you webbed ~ ~ I'm coming ...

35. Come? I'm Xiao Tang, Enna ~ I'm in the girl country ~ I'm old and ruthless ~ slapping my mouth ~

36. If you want to watch the duet happily, watch football if you want to be upset. If you want to die, just watch China football

37. All that glitters is not gold. The sea can't be shaken

38. Give my friends an alternative theme song of the famous American rock TV series Water Margin, the opening song of the flower protector, sung by Taiwan Province famous singer Chen Shui-bian. Dao Lang's lover is dedicated to everyone

39. Friends, they all say that I have a long time to take advantage of it. In fact, I don't take advantage of it at all. If you don't believe me, you might as well take a closer look ... Ha

4. Who is Bajie? "

"Then you didn't tell me who you played!"

"I play the king of the daughter country, please call me the queen"

"Queen"

"Who are you cursing? Call me Queen or Her Majesty "

" Royal Brother "

" Her Majesty "

" Where are you from? "

Iraq

Iraq? Is it too tm far? "

"It's a long way off"

43. Just Iraq, you said, the country is going yellow

44.-I want the real sutra

- you damn me, it's not parallel imports either!

45.-I didn't hit your mother's ass with white hair!

46.-You look so ugly, but you still go out for a walk, and you stay at home and get

- patronized, and you all hit a tree.

47. Thank you for your silence ~

48. Although I am not a celebrity friend, like our neighboring countries, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore,

and Russia- . . Ah, horse. . . I'm going to be short of breath in the morning

51. Hello, aunt and husband

52. Do you hear me? Er ~ I haven't sung yet ~

53. Don't be afraid that I'm a person or a ghost, old sister.

54. I'm shameless ~

55. I'll tell you what I'm doing ~

56. The question of whether I'm a man or a woman is also contradictory to me ~

57. Grandma, you really don't want to wear a coat.