Funny version of lines for a fool’s blind date

Ruhua: (Appearing on stage with a sad face) I was called Ruhua when I lived in Dongdajie. I married a lame child and had three children. My eldest child was a little lame with his father, so he took a daughter-in-law and gave birth to a younger one. My second child is pregnant and has been admitted to college. There is nothing wrong with my third child, except that the legs are a little lame and the mouth is a little crooked. But these people are in their twenties and have not even found a wife. You say now Why is it so difficult to find my daughter? Hey, this bad guy told me again that we want to meet today. I don’t know if it will work or not. It’s almost time. I’ll talk to you about this bad guy. , Huh? Where did the person go? I'm going to look for him, nugget, nugget, where did you give him?

Nugget (limped on the stage and smiled stupidly): Hey hey hey, my mother told me something like this I looked at this girl with flowers, and I felt so beautiful. Hehe, I have seen a lot of flower girls before. There was another one who said I was cute. Hehe, I also said she was cute. She slapped me and said I was pathetic. Love, I know he likes me. My mother said that spanking means kissing and scolding is love. If you don’t spank or scold the stinky cabbage, if she spanks me, it means she loves me. Hehehehehe (wipes nose) Erdanke Envy is like a flower: (Congcong is busy) You bastard, you bastard, hey, you bastard, why are you playing with mud again? Come home quickly.

Naodan (happy): Mom, mom, flower girl, that flower girl, I want to talk to you, mom

Ruhua: (step forward and grab Naodan to help him pat his body) Mud) Look at what you are doing. When the flower girl comes and sees you, she will laugh at you. Come home with me and wait for the flower girl.

Nude (happy and silly): Middle mother, middle, Muslim, go home to see the flower girl, hehe, there is a flower girl.

Ruhua: Well, Islam, you can’t talk nonsense when the flower girl comes later.

Nude (limping along): Madam, I won’t talk nonsense, eh? Mom, what kind of thing do you think that is?

Ruhua: (turns to look) Well, I’m buying candied haws.

Baodan: (bouncing like) Mom, Mom, I want to eat the lying gourd, I want to eat too.

(The two sit down together,) Ruhua: Zhong, mother will buy it for you in a while. You will sit here and wait for the flower girl in a while. Mother will buy you candied haws. You You have to be obedient

Coward: (happy, giggling) Okay, okay, you go and buy it and I’ll wait for the flower girl hehehe

Cuihua (come on the stage, pretending to fall) ; Oops, I am a girl, what kind of thing is this? If you say you don’t want to wear high heels, my mother will let you wear them. If you say she looks like a lady, what kind of lady does she look like? What age is it now? Everyone wears Korean clothes and skateboard shoes. Who? He's still wearing clothes, so he doesn't know what the date is, and free love has been practiced in these years, so who still wants to go on a blind date? Hey, I heard that he is still a cripple. I don't think it is a good thing, just take a look. (Going in and yelling with an impatient expression) Someone is missing, someone is missing, I’m here for the blind date category, I’m Cuihua.

Badan: (in surprise) Hey hey hey hey the flower girl is here, the naughty flower girl is here hehe (comes forward to pull Cuihua)

Cuihua: What flower girl? Who is the flower girl? I told you I am Cuihua.

Coward: Hehe, you are the flower girl, you are the flower girl. (Two hands holding Cuihua)

Cuihua: Well, I am a flower girl. Hey, (kicking the coward) turns out to be a fool. (Turns around and walks away, then throws it down)

Coward (sitting on the ground and crying): Mom, the beautiful lady kicked my mother (get up and shout loudly) I want candied haws, and I also want Wahaha limping. Run off the stage