I don't want to write a funny composition.

1. Every time I write an article, I worry that I can't find a suitable picture. Where did you find your photo? Three methods of obtaining materials quickly;

1, Sina Weibo

2. WeChat official account

3, Wukong Q&A, Zhihu

Or search for keywords directly on the official WeChat account. Pay attention to a series of official WeChat accounts:

1, the material is updated every day.

2. Convenient

3. Broad areas.

For example, when we write beautiful prose and chicken soup for the soul, we can search: chicken soup for the soul, beautiful prose, warm words, inspirational, philosophical, classic quotations, positive words, life sentiment, life sentiment and so on.

It's best to look for pictures online or on some websites that people don't often use, so that the pictures are more innovative and can effectively increase the user's stay time.

2. Interesting talk of future high school students. 5. Kuteng is a weak crow. See also the canteen aunt 1, ┈═ fooling "┈═ crazy".

I hold my dog's hand to see who bites badly. I walked into the school with a small schoolbag on my back, beaming, and embarked on a road of no return.

I hate to gain popularity by speaking ill of my girlfriend. My classmate is as thin as a horse! As the sun sets, people have a background, and I only have a background. I want to start school but I don't want to start school. What's wrong with me ~ ~

6, take a swim, mom, I want to go home-super funny talk.

More than ten years ago in September 1, I walked around. I dance, and mushrooms are cool. Don't always keep your hair waist-length. Do you think it's okay?

8, two stare blankly paper dia silly two stare blankly paper dia

9. When others hold hands, the ugliest place for everyone to take pictures is the ID card.

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7. Isn't it said that everyone is equal now? Why did I get kicked out of the ladies' room?

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3. Find some funny jokes and short sentences. It is best to write it yourself. I don't want to watch them online. My mother asked me to translate! ! ! (Super hilarious)

Today, I was watching a DVD, and my mother came in with another book and said, tell me what these words mean.

Mom: What does this "I don't know" mean?

I said, "I don't know."

Mom: I sent you to college for several years. How come you don't know anything !

I said: no! I don't know! !

Mom: Still mouth shut! ! ! ! $@%! #$^&； %#$%@$%@#$%! ^%^! ^%$^#&； ; .. (a good beating)

Mom: You're telling me this. What do you mean by "I know"? You should know. Tell me about it.

I said, "I know."

Mom: Tell me if you know.

I said, "I know."

Mom: Are you finding fault? You just cleaned up a little, didn't you?

I said: I know!

Mom: I know you haven't said it yet! ! Don't pretend to understand! & amp； *$%^@$#! % $ @% # * $ # $% (another beating)

Mom: Be careful. You spent so much money to send you to college, and now you can't do anything. You can put on airs in front of my mother for a while. Please explain the last one to me. If you can't tell me that I'm cleaning you up, please translate what "I know but I don't want to tell you."

I fainted, picked up a pillow and hit it on my head for more than 30 times, hit my head against the wall for more than 40 times, slapped my mouth with my hands for more than 50 times, and kicked the corner of the table for more than 60 times. When I was bloody, I asked my mother: Are you satisfied now?

So her old man came to ask me again: "Son, what do you mean, I am anonymous, don't fool me?" "

Me: "I'm bored, so leave me alone."

Mom: "looking for a beating, talking to your mother like this" (so I was beaten)

Mom asked again; "I didn't hear anything, repeat. What do you mean? "

I said, "I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again. "

Mother said it again: I didn't hear anything, repeat it.

"I didn't catch that. Say it again. "

The result was tied.

Mom asked again, "What do you think?"

I said, "What did you say?" (beaten again)

Mother asked again, "What do you mean by looking it up in the dictionary?"

I said, "Look it up in the dictionary."

"Look it up in the dictionary. I asked what you were doing." (beaten)

Mother asked again, "you'd better ask some physical conditions." How do you translate it? "

I said, "You'd better ask someone else."

"You are my son, I ask others why, looking for a fight."

"ah! God help me! "

"God help me!"

"Play with your mother, and God won't save you! (beaten)

I ask you again: "Use your brain and think about it. What does that mean?" "

I said, "Use your head and think again."

"Son of a bitch, you dare to hit me" and then you want to do it.

I quickly said, "It means that only mothers are good in the world."

"Well, that's more like it. I'll make you something to eat later and ask you tomorrow. "

4. Humorous sentences write 1 mood. Why is there more nonsense than Hunan Satellite TV's advertisement?

2. I want to be as thin as lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

3. Being fat and delicate is almost better than being thin.

4. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.

5. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.

6. Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.

7. The mind is a commodity, not an ornament.

8. whose husband is a fucking temporary worker

9. You show half a * * * doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

10. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

1 1. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

12. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

13. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low.

14. mermaid, I love you. Only you won't cheat.

15. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

16. Life is like a trip, and you may capsize somewhere.

17. You play diving brother, and you play lurking.

18. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. It's too thin.

19. Medicine can't cure false diseases, and wine can't solve real worries.

20. Sorry, the signature is too personalized, so the system can't display it. Please refresh.

2 1. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated by it like dung beetles.

22. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

23. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

24. I also want to be an elegant lady. Life forced me to be a bitch.

25. What thick-skinned people often say is that I am good to you.

26. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

27. For men, milk is the mother. For women, money is lang.

28. Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!

29. How much sadness can you have is like a bundle of snowflake beer.

30. Eat up all your health, gamble all your money and fuck all your people to death.

3 1. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!

32. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for earth people?

I am trying to make money now, in order to buy a ticket of 20 12.

34. Don't fire me because I have a caller ID.

35. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance?

36. The signature is changed every day, which is free anyway.

37. The boss was holding a bowl and was in tears.

38. I chased you with Cupid's arrow and flew in a bulletproof vest.

40. Being dead is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

4 1. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

42. I am not a straw boat. Don't let your bitch come to me.

Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

44. 10086 is good for me. I sent him a short message and he replied to me three times.

45. The hostess cried. Because Xiao Si ruined its beautiful life.

46.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

47. Every girl wants to have a myna, but unfortunately not everyone can be a A Qing legend.

48. Man, man, I hope you are a good man.

49. I have a good personality and my parents have no worries.

50. Heartbroken men jump at sunset.