Adapted poems, funny books, funny ancient poems, jingles.

1, I don't know when to leave you, but the candle has a heart to say goodbye and cries for others until dawn. Thinking about you every day and staying up all night makes people thinner than yellow flowers. If I leave you, why not think about it? You've gone far, great!

2. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? How much do you know about your inner sadness? The small building was easterly again last night, and acacia was always in the wind and rain. Carved jade fence should still exist, but the name will be changed. Ask how much sadness you can have, just like my heart and blood are flowing everywhere.

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly that he knows that the dew will be frost tonight. In the cold light of a lonely lamp, I met an old friend from another country in the dark. At seven o'clock, we talked about Sang Ma with cups in our hands. However, she lives alone in an empty valley, and birds sing everywhere around me. In three years, Tonamiyama is more secluded.

4. If you don't see how cute Gao Tingming's mirror lock is, the day is like green silk and dusk is like snow, and it is like spring breeze. At night, there are thousands of pears. I advise you not to cherish gold clothes and youth.

5. The weekend has passed and you need to wait. It's hard to go to work. Think about how wonderful college life is. Get up at ten o'clock, skip class, or find an internet cafe. The campus is picturesque, and heroes come forth in large numbers for a time. Only by studying in the evening before the exam can we find the key points at the critical moment.

6, Rizhao Building is purple smoke, and the waterfall hangs thousands of rivers. Thousands of feet's stock has gone down three times, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has gone down for nine days. Xinfeng price fights 1000, Xianyang ranger how many years. Drinking for you in the rental house and looking up at the balcony and weeping willows.

7. The moonlight shone in front of the window, and someone opened the window, and two big slaps made the teeth fall out.

8. An inch of time and an inch of gold can't buy an inch of heart. Excuse me, where is the truth? The old man pointed to the widow's village. I advise you to drink more wine. The nun in the west is waiting for you.

9. Weicheng is rainy and dusty, and the rain is deadly. Apes on both sides of the strait keep crying, so they take two steps if they have nothing to do. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, not as good as Xiaomi's affection for you.

10, ambiguous year of birth and death, expensive price, and a few lines of tears. Relatively speechless, the cold is gone. I expected a big salary increase, but I packed my books and poems like crazy. Dream at night, buy new clothes, buy buildings, let me go home on a green spring day. The waning moon in Xiao Feng is in Yang Liuan, and the sky is gray and wild!

1 1. I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I haven't seen my work since. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

12, I want to go home in the wind, there is no need to go home in the oblique wind and drizzle. I wanted to go by boat again, but the boat was late, and it was windy. The house leaked rain and it rained all night. Life is gloomy and frustrated, and it is more difficult to get rid of it after several storms.

13, Song Wu came to the small hotel. His mouth was watering for 3,000 feet. He felt that there was no money in his pocket. Just leave a word, I'm playing tiger and Jiro. Eat and drink for free, and go to Jinlian for drinks!

14, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, and Li Bai wants to drink soup. I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

15, red apricots are out of the wall, two orioles sing green willows, and the lives of three women are surrounded by good concubines. Zhuge Liang was in Yuan, and planned to leave the empty city of Qishan for six times. On the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, 800 pacesetters rushed to the north slope. On September 9, Yang Gong died and100000 lion was beheaded.

16, last year today in this door, some guns touched themselves and touched each other; People don't know where to go, and pork prices skyrocket; Close to the water tower, you get the moon first, and let him go southeast and northwest; People in Qian Fan, near the shipwreck, are different every year!

17, Huayang fell on the table and pushed the cup for a change. Wendaolong crossed five streams and ate fish first, then chicken. I'm worried about the bright moon. Leftovers need to be packed. Go to the disco after drinking and follow you to the west of the till.

18, when there is a bright moon in front of the window, it is full of yellow flowers. Ask where there is a restaurant and get drunk. I wish I could invite the bright moon to raise a glass, and bow my head to worry more. I hope my troubles go with the wind and everything goes well upstairs.

19, the bright line at the foot of my bed, two pairs of shoes on the bed, men and women on the bed, including you.

20. A water room in Guazhou, Jingkou, has an embedded mouth. The clouds are light and the wind is light. It's nearly noon. Hualiu and I go to eat. This year's cold food is good, and the kitchen food is even less. I didn't know things were difficult in my early years. It turns out that this dish is really salty.

2 1, Li Bai wanted to go by boat, and suddenly he couldn't shit. After drinking 999 Ganmaoling, my penis was broken.

22, Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, mosquitoes shout at night, angrily rush to the railing, enter the forum to enter the password, and advise you to drink more. No matter who pats bricks, you are not afraid of death. Look at the panda eye at dawn!

23. Roasted egrets in front of Mount Cisse, peach blossoms and flowing water, and mandarin fish fat. Braised in brown sauce and boiled in white, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to go back.

24, the scenery at work, key ring, Wan Li stickers. Looking inside and outside the office, people are buzzing and snacks are fragrant. I want to compare with the canteen. It's very lively to see the salary paid tomorrow.

25, the property market scenery, the king thousands of miles, Wan Li lamented. Looking at home and abroad, there is only money left, and buying a house in the suburbs of cities and counties is bursting. The poor, if they want to get a thatched cottage, must dream and watch the property market collapse, which is particularly beautiful.

26, you bite, or don't bite me, I am there, it doesn't hurt. You eat me, or you don't eat me, I'm there, no more, no less, you smell me, or you don't smell me, I'm there, motionless, either you swallow me or I poison you!

27, the money is not much, just enough, people are not afraid of stupidity, happy, go out, be careful in everything. I have a smile on my face and tears in my stomach. I look at my face with a smile and a gift.

28. In the moonlight by the window, Li Bai drank chicken soup, drank a big bucket and peed in his crotch.

29. When those red berries come in spring, they will show their lovesickness. No money, no car, no beauty. You from my old country, tell your hometown. Life is good today, and young men and women are happy. It's still floating outside. Let's go home.

30. Two orioles are singing green willows, a snail is crawling and two orioles are laughing. The grapes are not ripe yet. What are you doing now? The stupid bird flies into the forest first and climbs up step by step.

3 1, at noon on weeding day, the mine buried soil, and the Japanese went to mine clearance, fried it to 250, and went back to camp to eat. There was no light in the kitchen, the devil cooked chicken soup and took rat poison by mistake, and the whole camp died.

I looked at the city and saw its buildings collapse. It is unbearable to care about the country and look back at the bright moon and the Ming Dynasty. I want to ride home in the wind, suddenly looking back, the car is like running water in Ma Rulong. Surrounded by songs, I can see the end of the world. Growing in a cage, people are thinner than yellow flowers.

33. There was no food when you were born and no grave when you died. However, the rising prices and the low starting point for paying taxes on wages have made you and I feel cold and helpless. When can you be the host?

34. The same is true of the hipsters in the world. Qian Shan didn't know how shallow he was until Brother Sharp went to Xi and when he would come back to drink with Brother Chun. Ann can never suffer from the grandstanding of Xi-feng, showing an honest face.

35, when the thief lit a ray at the foot of my bed, the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe. It looks like a refrigerator. I miss the bright line at the foot of the bed at night. Li Bai is naked. Jump on a bed and have fun.

We finally met in the flowers, and we parted in the flowers. There was a hot year this summer. Mosquitoes change from generation to generation every year, and it is difficult for mosquitoes to fall asleep. Mosquito kiss, when so many people are idle, is ashamed to accept the reward. As soon as I heard that I wanted to suck blood, I bought a bottle of cologne in the supermarket and rushed to Kyushu.

If life is like the first time, I want to be a big mosquito. If you can't sleep, I will bite you everywhere. Since God has given talents, let them find jobs! Why do you fly around and suck your blood every day!

38. The old vine is a dim crow. They are old and dizzy, cold and desolate, and no one calls me. I want to fall in love, and they say I'm stupid, so I have no choice but to go back to my hometown to find my first love, and my accent remains the same.

39. Language is natural and eternal, and the gift is melatonin; When spring flowers and autumn moon, use Dabao skin care; I am a teenager, going to a technical school and going to Lan Xiang. I hope you will buy Mori Yoshiro for a long time!

40. I asked you how worried you were. On the small bamboo raft in the middle reaches of the river, apes on both sides of the river couldn't stop crying, and tears turned into acacia rain. However, we called for urging thousands of times before she set off for us. It didn't take much effort to get it. Last night, the east wind left a heart shining!

4 1. When is the moonlight salary and how much is it? The restaurant booked again yesterday, and the past was unbearable until the middle of the month. The card and passbook are still there, but it is difficult to get the money back. Ask how worried you can be, dreaming that money flies and hits your head.

42. Between Guazhou, Jingkou and the waters, a line of egrets rose from the sky, walking gently as if they were coming gently, waving their sleeves, leaving innocence in the world without taking away a cloud.

43, chirp, bird loom. If you don't hear the loom, a bird sighs. Ask the birds what they think. Ask the bird what she remembers. If she has been in love for a long time, she will always be there.

44. Didn't you see that the lamb fell in love with Big Big Wolf? Husband and wife love each other like honey and stumble into the sheepfold. They couldn't talk several times. Why ask the owner? It turns out that Lao Lang loves to eat sheep!

45. I dreamed of tomorrow in the past, but today has not come to my eyes. The clothes you have worn have been given away, and I can't bear to open your sewing box. Running around like a servant every day, I have no money to feed my wallet every month. Wife, wife, I love you like a wallet loves money.

46, red crisp hands, yellow wine, beautiful women in the city. The east wind is warm, and the joy is thin. A passion, don't give up for several years. Music! Music! Music! Spring is the same, people are empty, and red lips kiss all over. Peach blossoms fall. Phoenix Pavilion. Meng Shan was there, too, and there were a bunch of love letters. Touch! Touch! Touch!

47, nothing to surf the Internet at home, boring to find someone to chat with. The vast network is green and red, and the heart of chatting and meeting becomes empty. I made an appointment 480 times. How many dinosaurs were there?

48. The sky is gray and wild. I can't see cattle and sheep at a glance. The mountains are green, the water is Ying Ying, and the fallen flowers and mud are ground into ashes. Really false, false is true, false where to ask?

49. There is moonlight in front of the window. Li Bai opened the window. When he saw the X-ray, his hair fell out.

50. On this day last year, some drunks came to push a cup for a change. Starry night and windy, the toilet on the west side of the kennel is on the east side. You said you would come, but you didn't. You didn't leave me any other traces. It used to be a toilet for sleeping. Wen's flowers are full of breeze, and vomit is full of corners.

5 1, there is a computer in front of the bed, as long as there is a net. Look up and plug in the network cable, bow down and chat with your sister, click the mouse gently and the keyboard pops up. Thousands of feet is not as deep as my sister's love.

52. On a frosty night, two bachelors sleep together; When I asked your students under a pine tree where to go tomorrow; Hanshan Temple outside Gusu, stealing boats in the middle of the night; Year after year, she sewed the gold thread. We must do something for others.

53. At noon on the day of weeding, soil was buried in the mine, and Li Bai came to steal vegetables and fried them into 250 pieces. Du Fu came to dance.

54, Bai Di Cai Yun resigned and opened a big day; It was a long time ago to know her, and it took longer after breaking up, so it was really annoying to share debts; Parking and sitting in love with LAM Raymond night, spending money on food, clothing, housing and transportation; At Hanshan Temple outside Gusu, Miss Midnight goes to the passenger ship.

55. Nothing to say, I went to the West Building alone, and the lonely phoenix tree stream of people kept cutting, and my heart was still chaotic. It was a parting from sorrow, and I didn't have a trace of acacia in my heart.

On a frosty night, the thief quietly opened the door. Just then, the alarm suddenly sounded and flew thousands of feet, asking where to stay. The police pointed to the police station and didn't know how sad they were until the spring flowers and the autumn moon.

57. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke. Four men and women came down to earth. When they found that things were not going well, they sent him to the west.

58. Romance, a misty rain, living in Juhuatai. Fish sellers are afraid of greedy cats, why go deep into the cat's nest? The cat came to the whole booth, and the cat sold fish. Passers-by mistakenly thought that Li Gang, I naturally don't know Gan Lulu.

59. In the moonlight at the window, Li Bai opened the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out.

60. The bright line is at the foot of my bed. There are two pairs of shoes on the ground, and there are dogs on the bed, including you.

6 1, weeding is at noon, and mahjong is hard all day. Hands can pick stars, but flowers touch each other on the bar. Spring is gone, flowers are still there, and three yuan and four joys touch cards by themselves. People are not surprised when they come, and they never care about winning or losing.

62. I left quietly, just as I came gently. I vomited a few times and ran away with a few clouds! I left gently, so I might as well come gently. I vomited a few times and was fined dozens of dollars!