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A poem used by the ancients to evaluate a person's low quality.

1, Guofeng Fengfeng fragrant mouse

Pre-Qin Dynasty: Anonymous

You see, this hamster has skin, too. How can a man have no face? If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.

You see ground squirrels and teeth, but people ignore virtue. A man without virtue should not wait for death.

You see ground squirrels and limbs, but people don't know manners. People are not so good as good, but rather die quickly.

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Look at that weasel with skin. How can people lose face? I'd rather die than lose face.

You see this weasel is full of teeth, but people don't care about virtue. If people have no virtue, what are they waiting for if they don't die?

You see, weasels still have limbs, but people don't know manners. People who don't know etiquette should die quickly.

2. Needle?

Qing: Wen Yingjiang

A thousand hammers and a needle,

Go up one by one. ?

Eyes on the ass,

Only clothes, no one.

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After a lot of practice, I got an injection. I moved on the cloth once and for all, and my eyes grew on my ass. I only know clothes, but I don't know anyone.

3. Poetry about the country's demise

Five Dynasties: Mrs. Hua Rui

The flag was hung on the city, and my concubine learned it in the palace?

One hundred and forty thousand people were disarmed, and none of them were men!

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A white flag was erected on the King's Tower in Shu. How did you know I was stuck in this deserted palace?

One hundred and forty thousand people guarding the king took off Jin Shanshan's armor together. In fact, none of these people are defending their country!

4, the Millennium tune, wine to people.

Song Dynasty: Xin Qiji

The small pavilion in the sugar cane temple is called "Yan Yan", which is used to laugh at it.

When you pour someone wine, you should pour it first. The most important thing is to ask for cocoa and say everything. Sit on it funny and smile at Yi Yi. Hot and cold, always with people, willing to grow old together.

Teenagers make wine, but exporters hate it. This is reasonable, recently Xiao Fang. Learning from what others say is not perfect. Look at them. They're pathetic, Ji Qin.

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Some people are like a wine cellar that tilts when full of wine. Smiling faces are everywhere, and they bow to everyone. For them, the most important thing is to remain passive towards Nuo Nuo and say yes to everything. Just like Yan Yi's funny smile at the party, they are all good at spinning and pouring wine all day. Whether it is cold or hot, there is always medicine to reconcile. This is the so-called "old country" licorice.

When I was young, I used to drink willfully and always spoke obstinately. I didn't know this muddled philosophy of life until recently. It's a pity that I haven't learned that social language very skillfully. Look, they are really likable, just like talking like someone else's Ji Qin!

5. Youth Travel

Five Dynasties: Guan Xiu

Gorgeous clothes, bright flowers, holding a stork in his hand, a careless look.

I don't know what Huang San is.

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Hua Qiu, dressed in a golden dress and holding a bird in her hand, is very frivolous. Not only did he not know the hardships of farming, but he didn't even know the common sense of "Five Emperors Huang San". He's such a loser.