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Classic personality: bad things always happen around you to see some people clearly.

1. Don't watch AV all the time, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

2. Women love to wear makeup, while men love to lie. Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes. Men lie to women.

Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are worse than garbage.

Some people say that the earth is round because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again.

5. You asked me when I didn't like EXO? I smiled and said: February 30 of a certain year!

6. Some people watch it all their lives, but ignore it all their lives; Some people you watch, but miss a lifetime.

7. How beautiful your lies are enough to ruin my life.

8. Is there a feeling that people who talk often don't talk much when they meet? And people who are crazy together in life basically don't chat on QQ.

9. I am the soft-hearted person who has been tortured by you countless times and then coaxed into another sentence.

10. We are all making the same mistake, quarreling with people we like and telling the truth to strangers.

1 1. I'm a little sorry, but it doesn't matter in the end; It doesn't matter how much, but thank you in the end.

12. I am afraid that the road is too far to find the end, and I am afraid that the two worlds will not draw a circle.

13. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

14. Every heartless person has a time to pour out his heart to someone.

15. The difference between you and me is that when playing hide-and-seek, I will worry if I can't find you, and I will go home if you can't find me.

16. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. Ask others less why, ask yourself more why.

17. The scariest thing in the world is to watch horror movies with people who are afraid of watching them.

18. When you were talking about me behind my back, bite the tongue, I wish you an accident.

19. Life is like gambling, and those who are afraid of losing will never win.

20. We all have our own time machines, some of which will take us back. They are called memories. Some people will take us forward. They are called dreams.

2 1. I miss you when I am hungry, because missing is a kind of cake, oh, a kind of cake.

22. If you wake up, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt. You won't have a chance after summer.

23. Women who don't work hard only have two results: endless stalls and endless vegetable markets!

24. What is loneliness? That is, I charged 50 yuan for the phone bill, and I haven't used it up for three months, three months!

25. We ignore those who admire us, but admire those who ignore us; We hurt those who love us, but we love those who hurt us.

26. There are always bad things around you to see some people clearly.

27. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

Classic quotations: some people, some things, some feelings

1, life, there will always be a lot of helplessness, only after suffering, will you know the sweetness; After the pain, you can understand the power; If you are stupid, you will grow up. In life, there are always some embarrassing gaps. Some people make you worry, but they can't be together. Some missed, let you miss, but regret for life. The best love is to be happy and still be loved. What makes people happy: someone loves, something to do and something to look forward to.

2. People are simple when they are young and complicated when they grow up; Poverty is simple, and breadth is complex; When you are down and out, it is simple, but when you are in power, it is complicated; Gentleman is simple, villain is complex; Simply look at yourself and look at others in a complicated way. The world is actually very simple, but people's hearts are very complicated. In fact, people's hearts are simple, but the distribution of benefits is very complicated. People are happy when they are simple, but few people are happy; Complex times are painful, but painful people are bustling.

For this world, time cannot be copied and life cannot be repeated. What has been done cannot be undone, and what has been said cannot be taken back. Everyone has his own style, good or bad. Without any thoughts and dreams, life will be too painful. Although this will put a lot of pressure on yourself, it will force him to be strong.

In this world, sometimes you smile at others, and sometimes you smile at yourself for others. Life is short, because it is short, it is precious. Beauty is because it is valuable. I just want to say here: please cherish every day of our lives, be loyal to your feelings and live happily. People should be content, and nothing can be complicated. When the mental load is heavy, they will complain. If you are simple, the world is simple for you.

5. Life is like a stage. You didn't know how great you were until the curtain call. People are happy not because they have more, but because they care less. Optimism comes from tolerance, from generosity, from understanding, from being at peace with the world. Life is not perfect. I figured it out, put it down and it will be perfect.

6, life, mountain trip, water trip, looking for happiness, it is better to be happy. Time is not a tide, and it is impossible to wash away all the stains. On the road of life, there are joy of success and pain of failure; There will be clear skies, rain and mud; There are birds and flowers, and there will be declining scenery. Experience has written the way forward and the process has laid the foundation for success.

7, eight flavors of life medicine first blindly: give up perfection, more relaxed; The second taste: facing reality, more comfortable; The third taste: appreciate yourself and be more confident; The fourth taste: make a good choice and be more calm; The fifth taste: looking for happiness and pursuing more; Sixth taste: be kind to others and love more; Seventh taste: believe in success and have more joy; Eighth taste: not afraid of failure, more perseverance.

8. You should have at least one piece of clothing to wear. Of all your abilities, at least one should be available. Not being able to do many things is not terrible. The terrible thing is that nothing can be done well. No matter whether you are loved or not, you should try to be a lovely person, without complaining, laughing or envious, shining in the sun and running in the wind and rain.

9. No one is perfect, and regret is the normal state of life. In this noisy world, we need a strong heart. People are the most prone to problems, absent-minded and ambitious. The most regrettable thing is that I understood it but didn't do it, but I didn't find what I often have around me. It is impossible to be accompanied by sunshine all the time, and it is impossible to be calm everywhere.

10, don't think you are too smart to fit in. Most people in the world like smart but not smart people. Some people are hated, not because they are smart enough to be envied, but probably because they are not smart enough. -Yan potato

1 1. Money is the money of the poor and the number of the rich! What you spend in your hand is money, but what you don't spend is just paper! Earn money for better consumption and better quality of life for yourself and your family! Put money first in life, and pay for health sooner or later! Life with money and leisure is the life everyone wants! However, when can I have money and leisure? -Liu Jian

12, life is an experience and an experience; Life is a feeling and an accumulation. Life has no answer, and life doesn't need an answer. When life is about to belong to you, you will find that life is just a process, no matter how complicated the process is, the final outcome is the same. Life focuses on the process, not the result.

13. A truly rational person must know how to solve difficult problems by emotional means. Note that it is not a solution, but a solution. Because he clearly knows that rational thinking has too many limitations, and people are spiritual animals and need to be influenced. When we were teenagers, we all felt lonely. Only a few people can share your secrets and only a few people can understand you.

14, the more people are afraid of losing face, the more they care about other people's opinions. The more you care about other people's opinions, the more you will ignore your own feelings. The more you ignore your feelings, the more you live like a puppet for others to see. The last step is to imprison your true self in the deep darkness. Losing ourselves is the root of our inability to find happiness and happiness, and it is also the root of all psychological problems.

15, not all smiles express joy, just as not all tears express sadness; Not all cheering people express praise, just as not all silence expresses negation; Not all obedience means piety, just as not all opposition means disgust; Not all success means success, just as not all setbacks mean misfortune. Not all partners are friends, just as not all opponents are enemies; Not all persistence means tenacity, just as not all giving up means cowardice.

16, another day passed, and time pushed the day to the night. When the light is on, the neon lights are flashing. In this city, many people are busy going home from work, and many people are busy with the next communication. Society divides our life into three or six categories, but we still have to move forward along the road of life. No one can escape the fate of self. Maybe you are not sociable and choose to live after work.

Generally speaking, men walk much faster than women. When men walk with ordinary female friends or other companions, they will not change their speed. However, when men walk with their favorite women, even if they don't hold hands, the walking speed of men will slow down, 7% slower than the average speed. So, go or not.

18 I used to think that with a computer, I started to write well, and with a pair of sports shoes, I started to run well ... so I dragged on day by day, because there was no computer and no good sports shoes, so I didn't start writing or exercising. Take the assumption that the premise has not been realized as the reason for not taking action. I think life should be, even if it is not complete, start at once and become what you want step by step.

19, nothing in life is done for others, and work is not done for the boss, but to make money for one's own long skills. Beauty is not for the other half, but for yourself. Love and friendship are paid by oneself, not for taking and exchanging. All efforts are your own choices, and all the honors, smiles and tears must be borne by yourself.

20. Whether a person lives happily or not depends on whether he can fall asleep or not, and whether he wants to wake up. Being able to fall asleep means peace of mind. I had a clear conscience before; I want to wake up and explain the beauty of my heart. Now is exactly what you want. Life is the happiness of these six words. -Ma De "When I Let Go of Myself"

2 1, people are simple when they are young and complex when they grow up; Poverty is simple, and breadth is complex; When you are down and out, it is simple, but when you are in power, it is complicated; Gentleman is simple, villain is complex; Simply look at yourself and look at others in a complicated way. The world is actually very simple, but the human heart is very complicated; In fact, people's hearts are simple, but the distribution of benefits is very complicated. People are happy when they are simple, but few people are happy.

22. I didn't think about setting goals before. I just calculate how much it costs to eat and wear warm clothes, and then think about how I can earn enough money to eat and wear warm clothes. Next, imagine the life you want most. If this method doesn't work, then you are assuming that you have 100 million yuan, what kind of life are you going to live now?

23. If a person is not free, it is because he does not want to be free; If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave; A person gives you too many excuses because he doesn't want to care. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; It's not lovers who can leave. Learn to regard disappointment as a harvest, because there is hope and there will be disappointment. In a calm day, leave some space for yourself, some time for each other, and some beauty for the distance.

24. Life is not an individual growing in isolation. Don't care too much about utility, gain and loss. Satisfied with the peace of the moment, holding the warmth of a ray of sunshine, walking silently in time and feeling the faint happiness contained in that ordinary trivial day. You will find that life is so peaceful, quiet, elegant and poetic.

25. If perfection equals correctness, a person's life is a life of constant mistakes and corrections; If someone fails, it is often because he always makes the same mistake; If someone is making progress, it is often because he can constantly correct his mistakes. Some people succeed only because they make fewer mistakes than others; If anyone has not made a mistake for many years, it may be because he has done nothing.

26. Life has given us two ways to live: every day is bitter, but the future will be easier and more comfortable every year; It's easier to muddle along every day, but the future will be more difficult year by year until it is overwhelmed by life. We all know to be the first, but why do so many people really do the second? Martin

27. My father lost a watch. He complained and rummaged everywhere, but he couldn't find it for a long time. When he went out, his son sneaked into the house and soon found the watch. Father asked: How did you find it? My son said, I just sat quietly, and soon I heard the tick, and then I went to look for my watch. Feeling: The more anxious you are, the less you can find what you want. Only when you calm down can you hear your inner voice.

28. In the long river of years, yesterday is out of date, today quietly disappears, and tomorrow will follow. Countless feelings have yellowed before they are bound into a book, and they have fallen into old paper. Reading them again is the memory of the years. Some people, some things, some feelings, are destined to meet at the next intersection, and should not be missed. They are collected in the title page.

29. Many things have been irretrievably lost when we really realize how precious and important they are. The more people go up, the heavier their hearts will be, and they will be stable after walking down the road. Life can be painful, but you should also know how to pursue happiness. Only a simple heart can fully appreciate the joy of life.

30. Life is impermanent, and peace of mind is the destination. Happiness is so beautiful, so gorgeous, those fleeting years, even if dried into stories, will always be quietly taken out to dry at a suitable time and place. Life can't hide loneliness, but feelings.

See some people clearly and see through some hearts.

1, there are always some behaviors that make you suddenly upset; There are always some tones that make you suddenly sour; There are always some conversations that suddenly sting your heart; There are always some attitudes that make you suddenly heartache; There are always moments of sudden death; There are always some things that make you inadvertently see some people and see through some hearts.

2. Fate is subtle and incredible. Some people have only seen it once and will never forget it; Some people quarrel all their lives, but they can't live without quarreling. Sometimes blind pursuit of a good friend, there is no chance to meet later; Sometimes a longing look is ignored, and a cruel and heartless evil cause is planted. To cherish fate, we must properly handle it, not be greedy and live up to it. It was supposed to be like this.

3. There are some things we always don't understand; Some people, we always can't guess; There are some ways that we can never understand; For some reasons, we always can't figure it out; Some hurdles, we always can't get through; Some injuries, we can never heal; Some days, we always can't sleep; In some places, we can't always go; Some love, we always can't get. But, so what? Life is about living and living.

When you are in trouble, you are always eager for someone to help you; When I am lonely, I always want someone to accompany me. But there are many hard days in life, and there are even more lonely days. You must endure those painful times and get used to going through all the difficulties alone. No matter who you are, no matter what you are going through, stick to it, and you will be the strongest when you are loneliest. Only after that will you know what idleness, pretentiousness and verbosity mean.

5. Who wants to start over unless absolutely necessary? All the pains, doubts and disappointments I have experienced must be repeated. To meet new people and adapt to the new environment, you should repeat all the interesting and boring things you said before, but you don't know anything new when reviewing. Some things really have nothing to do with bravery, just because they are not sustainable. Attachment to some things and people is not gone, but that attachment is really desperate.

6. Everyone longs for happiness, because happiness is always ahead, so your heart is always on the road. Some people, at first sight, look at 10 thousand years; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge. Don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand will happen. Life is actually simple, depending on how you look at it. Look at the light and look down, and life will be safe!

7. In this life, people should stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises. Slowly, I understand that persistence is not necessarily victory, and giving up is not necessarily giving up. Turning gracefully is better than hitting the wall. Give yourself a circuitous space, learn to think, learn to wait and learn to adjust. Life, in many cases, needs not only persistence, but also a free and easy smile.

8. I am happy because I look down; I am happy because I am pessimistic. We are all passers-by in heaven and earth, and many things can't be done. The more you want to persist, the faster you will leave. So, don't care too much about everything. Everything goes with your heart, get together with the deep edge and let go of the shallow edge. Look down on everything, let nature take its course, no gain, no loss. Life, how much you underestimate, how much pain is far away from you.

Ye is tired of staying under the tree every day. The wind came after Ye and promised to take her around the world. Ye and Feng left. After the passion, the wind tired, threw the leaves on the ground and refused to go. The leaves were covered with mud and crushed by wheels. At this time, she thought of trees and peace together. Ye understands that the world is really big, but even if you travel all over the world, you may only have one. If you miss it, you miss your life.

Some people, some things, just hide.

1. Most sensitive people are unhappy because they care too much.

2. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again for the rest of their lives.

I admit that I am not that strong. I just try to be brave again and again.

4. Inevitable doubts, but you deliberately avoided not wanting to make you sad and did not break the silence.

You are silent and merciless, only hearing the sound of memories.

6. Tell me how to resist the inner vulnerability.

7. Who will you hug and what songs will you sing to make her happy?

8. My eyes are raining for him, but my heart is holding an umbrella for him. This is love.

9. Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

10, the person you love is always in charge of the soul, but the person you love is lost.

1 1, anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried what is jealousy.

12. Do people like a city because there are people you want to see?

13, who can love wholeheartedly, after knowing/looking at the world coldly, after the end of the road?

14, jealousy is a knife that is finally inserted in others or in your heart.

15, we are all the same, no different.

16, the smile that brought me moved me.

17, the teenager and you have a dream.

18, I still love you now.

19, only a little infatuation is used on you.

20. Tears of success I don't know why I feel bitter. I want to be happy, but you forgot to give it to yourself.

2 1. Softness is fatal and fragile. I know, but I still fight to the death.

22, anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple.

23, we have been separated, such as with relatives, with injury, and even with time.

Many years have passed, and there is not even a sound left.

25. No matter how time passes, no matter whether the memory is indifferent or not, the days like a knife will never come back, but they will never change.

26, some people, some things, in the past, just hide.