A paragraph copy that has been very popular in the circle of friends recently.

1. You have no idea how stingy my boyfriend is. He gave me a 0.25 red envelope on Valentine's Day and told me to read it backwards.

2. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

3. When one person's spare tire is a spare tire, when one hundred people's spare tire is a spare tire, this is a quantitative change that causes qualitative change!

Tell me whether you like me or not. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

5. Don't mess around if you don't look good: some people pay a lot of money to iron delicate princess rolls, and they don't look like princesses, but like Newton.

6. Once someone misses it, thankfully, gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing.

7. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money in advance. I am clean and upright.

9. It is raining in the city where you live. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it will rain harder.

10. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

1 1. It's not easy to be a man: 18 asks for grades before, 18 asks for children after marriage, asks for children's grades after having children, and 18 asks for children's grades after marriage. They are all earthlings. Why bother each other?

12. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like it, the second changes to the original picture. God, was I blind?

13. They even said I was mentally ill, which is simply too much. That's bullshit！ When have I ever had a brain!

14. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and shout "I want to cross!" Sure enough, I succeeded, and I crossed to the hospital a month later in a blink of an eye.

15. If you don't become a rich second generation in this life, then work hard, have a good son, confiscate all the money earned by your son, and let him be a rich second generation!

16. I always close my eyes when I cut onions, thinking that I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hand.

17. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has power; A bad woman is like an airbag. Once she uses it, she has a crisis.

18. Buy a new mobile phone and unlock the screen with facial recognition. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!