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At the end of the year, various collections of friends circle copywriting

? The endless stream of ways to ask for accounts is getting more and more interesting! Collection, wonderful!

Rule 1: When you take the goods, your brother shouts one after another. I thought there was another brother. When I asked for the bill, I found that I was wrong, but you were still angry.

Article 2: Call for money in the morning. I'm afraid you'll have bad luck.

Call for money at noon, I'm afraid you're having a rest.

In the afternoon, I was worried that your shop was busy and I didn't have time.

Every time I talk, it's really hard.

Article 3: customers who have settled accounts are grateful! [strong]

Customers who are ready to check out, happy cooperation! [shaking hands]

Customers who have not checked out, please put down all reasons to cooperate with the checkout and understand each other. This year is hard and not easy! [shake hands] [shake hands] [shake hands

Article 4: After the year-end settlement, all customers voluntarily pay back the money, and I will also give a satisfactory answer to those who support me. Only by supporting and understanding each other can we win the next * * *!

Article 5: Ladies and gentlemen, we need to pay back the money recently. No matter what excuses or reasons you have, you must pay back the money recently.

Article 6: There are only a few days before the Spring Festival. Please arrange the checkout. Not calling does not mean forgetting, nor does it mean that I am not short of money. Just because my friends trust you, whether they are friends or partners. Please don't live up to this trust and consciously pay off this account. Thank you for your support! Please understand whether to borrow or not. Everyone needs a life if he wants to develop. Doing business is not easy, being friends is not easy, and life is even harder. Thank you! !

Article 7: Let me remind you that today is the twentieth day of the twelfth lunar month. No dunning doesn't mean forgetting. I read the bill of arrears every day and turn it over. My usual support is trust, but now I don't urge money or trust. Please take the initiative to pay back the money as soon as possible. I'm waiting for you to pay me back!

Article 8: [Love] [Love] Work focus this week: payment! At the end of the year, the payment is not divided into morning and evening and commuting! [Happy] [Happy] We support you at ordinary times and you support us at the end of the year. I am willing to understand! [fuel] [fuel]

Article 9: Dear God:

Please cooperate with the settlement if the old account is not old enough. If you owe more than you owe, please arrange the bill. Please don't live up to this trust and settle accounts consciously. Thank you for your support! thank you

Article 10: Don't rush, don't return. Come on, it's annoying. Today is the 21st of the twelfth lunar month! How many days before the Chinese New Year! You are difficult, so am I! Pay attention to everything, don't find any reason, all your difficulties are not caused by me, and it has nothing to do with your paying me back! I hope to be a good person!

Article 11: In the process of collecting accounts, the people who are most despised are those who promise to settle accounts for you and are still telling you stories! We are responsible people! At the end of the year, all the reasons have been put down and I am in a hurry to make a payment! ! ! 2020, empty gloves and white wolves, no one plays with you! Without honesty, your road will get narrower and narrower!

Article 12: If you don't settle the account at the end of the year, you won't cheat next year. Don't make excuses, think for yourself! More sincerity, less routine. When someone mentions your name one day, at least let others say: this person is ok!