How to send a circle of friends when drunk? What are the sentences?

First, people say that drinking should be six points drunk, eating should be seven points full, and lovers should be eight points affectionate, but I am always drunk and love to be a fool.

Second, porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night. People who lie to you will say more than people who love you!

Third, when I was a child, I thought wine was bitter. I don't understand why adults like it so much. When I grow up, I find that wine is really much sweeter than life.

Fourth, I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim!

5. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

6. You drank an intoxicating glass of wine for nothing, but you couldn't solve any troubles. Too much to say, hidden in your eyes, hidden in your written and deleted dialog box, hidden in your heart, hidden in your dreams.

Seven, how difficult life is, there are many unpleasant things.

I wanted to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.