Humor, talking about mood phrases with pictures

Humor, talking about mood phrases with pictures

1. Which Chinese teacher teaches you math? Second, no one will give you a step, so move a chair yourself. Third, your advantage is that it is useless at critical times. Fourth, the phoenix rebirth is nirvana, and the pheasant rebirth is corpse change. In fact, the day shift is short, and the computer will pass as soon as it is turned on and off. 6. Promise Chairman Mao that I will never pinch the flowers of my motherland again. I can pinch flowers and bones. Seven, can't be a bad guy, just be a good guy who makes the bad guys tickle.

Eight, a heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, then you are not alone. Nine, I slipped and became a cripple, and then I turned around and flashed. Ten, it is obvious that the temperament of the sons of township cadres is also biased towards the rich second generation in the city. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench, because: I am undercover! Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic. Thirteen. How many pairs of eyes are left after ten years? Fourteen, the so-called love words, is that you say something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe it. 15. Don't be afraid of temptation. Your resistance shows that you are a good person; Not resisting means you used to be a good man. 16. A woman has two mouths, one for telling right and wrong and the other for eating people. Seventeen years old, you are the flattest woman in the world I have ever seen. You are not an airport, you are simply a basin, and there will be water in rainy days! Eighteen, if the heart is not like the sea, how can there be a career like the sea?

In order to find out the cause of insomnia yesterday, today I have insomnia again. Twenty, you should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure. Twenty-one, what is more crazy than love-lovelorn. Twenty-two, some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather. 23. Traveling means going from where you are tired to where others are tired. I feel that if I go to school to copy my homework every morning, my life will be very fulfilling. Twenty-five, don't grab things from me. Although I can't play coquetry, I can wrestle. Fortunately, pigs, unfortunately, people. I am a lucky unfortunate, at least I sleep like a pig. The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings. Twenty-eight, let's go, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn. Twenty-nine, I dedicated the most perfect years to compulsory education. Thirty, buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.