Humorous sentences bitten by mosquitoes recommend humorous sentences bitten by mosquitoes

1, the stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced!

2. I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

3, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

4. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and let them die.

5. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

6, drunk as mud, mosquitoes bite you without pain, will also be drunk to death.

7. My cheek was bitten by a mosquito. Is it because there are not enough pimples on my face? Kick your nose and face.

8. Have a long talk with mosquitoes, be sensible and emotional, and influence them to become vegetarians.

9. The mosquito bag on your body can become a magic circle together.

10, bitten by a mosquito. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate, and I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

1 1, Lucky: Ma Ma, look, two mosquitoes are fighting!

Mom: Where?

Lucky: I'm kidding!

12, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars ... and endless mosquitoes, damn it!

13, I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Well, let's say goodbye like this.

14, I couldn't find mosquito-repellent incense, so I sprayed hair gel on mosquitoes! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

15, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as egg yolk, and today it spread into red bigger than eggs.

16, was awakened by mosquitoes at three o'clock last night. Why didn't the air conditioner freeze you to death? Grandma bear, buy a bottle of toilet water just in case.

17 I'm going out for a crazy run in a pair of special heel shoes today. Don't ask me why, ask that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.

18, it's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.