Degang Guo has been saying that only ten people in the country can tell storytelling since she came to the Queen of Pit! Is that really the case?

King Pit is a new paradise for Degang Guo to return to the small theater, where he can drive at will, interact with the audience at will and talk nonsense at will.

At that time, many shocking jokes told by Degang Guo suddenly appeared in a small theater.

Scolding peers, especially Jiang Kun, is Lao Guo's empty talk, scolding traitors, deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors, and it is also the real kung fu in stand-up comedy, and the famous 3 15 shelling of CCTV is Degang Guo's masterpiece of stand-up comedy.

Degang Guo's stand-up comedy always has an atmosphere, that is, no one interferes with me, and everyone applauds everything he says.

Therefore, it is easy for Degang Guo to let go of his emotions and enter a feeling that I am the imperial edict issued by your majesty.

At this time, no one should argue with me. Just listen to me and applaud. Of course, this extreme emotion is also easy to hurt friendly troops by mistake.

When CCTV was bombarded, an old gangster cheered Lao Guo. Lao Guo said they bullied me, and then Lao Gangsi replied, "Who made you so angry ~"

This is a good word, but it is actually a satire. Those who attack Lao Guo are jealous of his anger.

As a result, Degang Guo directly replied, "Who made you so stupid! ! "

Because the spirit is too tight, so that the interaction can't tell the enemy from me, so I can only go back blindly. Later, he shouted "Teacher Guo, we will always support you", and he thanked his parents for their food and clothing.

In Degang Guo's preset discourse place, no one is allowed to provoke. As long as he says something he doesn't like to hear, he will definitely rebound instantly, just like a hedgehog in a state of war.

Therefore, his stand-up comic performance is so smooth, his golden sentences are so full, and his driving is so selfless.

Because it was the only occasion where Degang Guo didn't have to worry about other people's feelings, and it was also the occasion where he vented his emotions.

The opinions brought by emotions are often distorted.

For example, in "King of Pit", he said that his acting skills were poor because he didn't care to perform well.

I feel that as long as he is willing, he can turn a bad film into a good one.

So this is an emotional catharsis. You scold me for always playing bad movies. I am in my own discourse field, telling you that I despise acting well because it is too simple to challenge me.

Anyway, no one will object, even if there is a program, it will be cut, so everything I said is right.

The sentence "There are only ten people in the country who can tell storytelling" is also said in this discourse field. Guess how credible it is?

To put it bluntly, it is a high mouth. I am the only one who can tell stories all over the country.

Only Guo was polite and low-key, and did not kill all the storytellers. After all, Deyun Society still has a bunch of storytellers, and there are not a few who are taller than him, but there is no traffic.

So Degang Guo, if you've heard enough, have fun, buy a ticket and make a list.

But don't take it as a beacon of truth in the world, it will live up to your compulsory education. You know, Degang Guo is a person who has not finished compulsory education and an egoistic businessman. I really expect him to give you life advice. Then you can only apply to Longzike as a leek, others are just enrolled, so hurry up and line up ~