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I'm back.
1. I used to check your talk every day, but none of it was related to me.
2. The end result of being romantic is bring disgrace to oneself.
3. Actually, it's not that you can't afford what I want. It's that you don't want to give it.
4. Same place, same time, different people, different moods. It's only a few months. Why everything has changed
5. Maybe giving up and forgetting is the best choice. Sad sentences
6. I have never had the courage to open those couples' photo albums. The reason is just because you left
7. I don't ask for anything in return for your kindness, but I hope you can live well.
8. In front of the person you don't like, you will always be arrogant; in front of the person you like, no matter whether you are excellent or not, you will always feel humble.
9. Get used to it slowly and care too much about others, which will often hurt yourself. Sad sentences expressing wishful thinking
1. Life is not a novel. No difficulty can be overcome, no matter how tortuous the road is, it will always come to an end
11. I am not stupid, but I am persistent. Persevere that you are my happiness.
12. The most painful word in the world is "I love you, but." The sweetest words in the world are ". But I love you "
13. Some people only need one round to know if they are their opponents.
14. If we didn't know each other, would I not have the pain now? 2. Please give me some domineering sentences
1. The sea is boundless, and I am the peak.
2. Every tiger dies in Pingyang. When the storm comes back, one day the tiger will return to the mountain and the dragon will get water. I want you to pay back your blood ten times. 3, but look at the crab coldly, see how long you are rampant? 4, your life is up to me, not the sky, you are only waving.
5. One day, the power will be in hand, killing all those who have failed me in the world. 6, a proud body, two sleeves murderous; Three feet sharp, the quartet is no match; Between the five command rooms, the six realms are silent; The seven strings worship Iraq, and the eight wastes weep.
7. If you step on a living creature, your palm will live and die. Legend is immortal and the king is invincible. 8, ten steps to kill one person, a thousand miles away.
I brushed off my clothes and went deep into hiding. 9. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.
1. The world is careless with my elder sister, so I don't ask the world of mortals and ask heaven. 11. In the grand plan, you can't get drunk in life.
12. The sky is going to kill me, and I have no way to escape. If you want to kill me, I will fight to the end. 13, extremely dangerous people, stained with death, met with death.
14. My life is up to me. If the sky destroys me, I will destroy it. 15, provoke me to death.
() take advantage of it, kill it, and leave no one behind. 16. Don't be afraid if you do something sorry. You will die if you die. Tell me calmly how you want to die.
17. Heaven is too crowded. Who will accompany me to hell? 18. I want this day, and I can no longer cover my eyes. If I want this land, I can no longer bury my heart. I want all sentient beings to understand what I mean, and all the buddhas to vanish! 19, drunk lying on the knees of beauty, waking up to the world.
2. blood shed raised his eyebrows and smiled faintly. He pointed a gun at the poor bandits. Who dares to fight with me? 21. The fighters are dreaming, the mountains and rivers are picturesque, and they are heroes in the world. 22. When the eagle goes down the mountain, the tiger soars into the sky. Who is in charge of ups and downs, only dorri.
23. Heaven abandons me, and I would rather become a demon; If the sky wants to destroy me, I will go against it. 24, sitting alone in the pond like a tiger, keeping the spirit under the shade tree.
if I don't speak first in spring, which cicada dares to be silent. 25, a shuddering, only I dare to go against the sky.
26. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky. Hope to adopt. 3. Explain that I am back with a funny sentence
Smile every day: 1. Xiaoming used "If" in his homework today.
just. "
When I made a sentence, my mother was beaten after checking it, because his sentence was "If I don't do my homework, my mother will beat me". -Unexpectedly, I have to be beaten for doing my homework.
.2. In biology class, the teacher asked us whether the number of this cell will double after division. The first classmate said: No double, and the second classmate also said: No double. When it was the third classmate's turn, his deskmate woke him up, and then this wonderful classmate immediately stood up and said: Grab the landlord. Passing by the door of a shopping mall, I heard a conversation between a sister and the key.
sister: can you have a key here? Keys: Sure. Sister: Then make one for me.
after a few seconds of silence. The man with the key looked at MM and asked, Where is the key? Sister: I have a key. Why do I need it from you? . 4. Domineering sentences, sadness, and toughness
A few clumps of alhagi seem to have lost their color-like breathing, but they have inhaled wisps of sand. This is the entertainment in their lives, and nothing is happier than this, because they know that the loneliest thing is emptiness. So, they chose to accept.
The time used to drift away like running water, but the feelings in my heart are still the same. Flowers bloom and fall, and the years flow. The wind can take away the residual clouds and the clouds can cover the bright moon. However, some things can never go back, and the lost youth and lost love in those fleeting years will never come back.
I will meet two people in my life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.
In life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what is seen, what is invisible; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses. So, the unseen see; Forgotten, remember. However, does the invisible mean that it does not exist? Remember, is it true that good articles in space will never disappear?
when you see through everything, you know that it is more practical to lose than to have.
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