Humor in badminton.

Humor in playing badminton. In today's Internet age, many people have their own social platforms. Everyone also likes to share their feelings, daily life and selfies on social platforms, saying that this can express our feelings well. Let's share the humor of playing badminton.

Humor in badminton: 1 1. I came quietly, walked quietly and waved my racket, leaving no survivors.

2. There is no windtight wall, and there is no ball that can't cross the net.

3, love is killing the ball desperately, and then turning the net a thousand times!

4, the ball skills are like underwear, invisible but very important.

5, when the "badminton racket" shorts lose the elastic band, they know what dependence is.

6. If the ball is not obedient, we will "play".

7, the sea is wide with diving, badminton is yours to play.

8. I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable and stable life. He thought about it and said, let's talk about badminton rackets first …

9. Play badminton while you are young. You can play badminton for only a few years.

10, people are awesome-I said play ball!

1 1, badminton racket, fighter, oh yeah!

12, you can hit the golf ball as far as your mind is!

13. As a man, you must be a bouncing badminton player.

14, I play my badminton and you cross your Naihe Bridge.

15. Although the badminton game is over, I won't give up if I die. You haven't tried your best!

16, when do you feel old? Playing badminton can't restore my strength for two days.

17, the last time I played badminton, it was the same number. 10 days later, I played again today, and I felt that my skills were seriously degraded, which was also related to the easy deviation of the racket line.

18, I finally got out of the team to play badminton with others tonight, sweating like a pig, blushing and heartbeat, and I felt very smooth. Be sure to exercise more this year!

19, another two hours. I wanted to play badminton to lose weight, but it doesn't matter if I keep picking up the ball. It doesn't matter whether I can lose weight or not.

20. I went to play badminton and was beaten by badminton all night.

I don't know who gave me courage, so I went to play badminton with the leader.

22. Playing badminton in a down jacket and walking on the treadmill, I also believe in myself.

23. I hurried to play badminton, but I slipped back and stopped playing badminton. I went to the first floor to play billiards for more than two hours, and a group of frozen noses.

24. Keep running for half an hour every day and play badminton. I want to put down my cell phone and sleep when I get into bed at night. As soon as I hear the alarm clock in the morning, I can get up immediately and sleep less.

25, playing badminton doubles, not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Humor about playing badminton: 2 1. How I want to have a partner to play badminton with me. As long as I can catch the ball from her, I can chat and play badminton together.

2. You can only do stretching, tennis and badminton in the living room.

One of the great pleasures of contemporary young people and middle-aged people is to play badminton with cardboard instead of rackets after meals.

Go out for the first time in 4.20 days. It seems that many children are really suffocated to play badminton at home.

My mother is free enough to let me play badminton at home.

6. A restless day, there are always a few days in a month. I want to go out to play. I want to play badminton, but I need someone to play with me.

7. Today's clouds are pink, and someone is playing badminton on the opposite roof.

8. I ate French fries today and played badminton in the living room yesterday.

9. It is too difficult to grow taller. Do yoga, stretch, jump rope, play badminton, eat calcium tablets, drink milk and eat eggs!

10. To sum up, I have been playing badminton for more than half a month. /kloc-more than 0/0 balls are broken, and the racket is broken with two strings. Today, my slippers were sacrificed.

1 1, this day is too bad. I feel wronged every day. I had a cramp in my leg after playing badminton yesterday, and it was windy, rainy and hail outside.

12, boring to see people wearing masks downstairs playing badminton on the balcony.

13. In the future, we should set up an indoor playground to play badminton, rain or shine, if you want.

14, stiff neck. This feeling is the same as when I was playing badminton when I was a child. Badminton flew too high and suddenly looked up and twisted my neck.

15, I played badminton too often recently, which led to my right hand waving unconsciously when I slept at night, like a professional team.

16, crazy about playing badminton, especially downstairs. Listening to the collision between badminton and racket, I was sweating and addicted to it, so comfortable.

17, I'm glad I bought badminton now. The only entertainment is playing badminton with my father after dinner.

18, my mother is hardcore and wears high heels to play badminton.

19, although the days are a little boring now, I don't feel burdened when I think about how long this life of eating, playing badminton and playing mahjong will last.

20. I also found that I am a real house. But this state is really like being under house arrest. The recent happiness comes from playing badminton with my family.

Humor about badminton 3 1. The weather is very good today. Let's play badminton.

You came back after playing badminton. How long have you not exercised?

Innocent in summer, playing badminton and running are indispensable.

It's really comfortable to sweat after playing badminton.

I haven't played badminton for a long time, but I finally played it once.

6. I'm going to love playing badminton. I can't laugh loudly. There are too many wrinkles.

7. The finger I hit while playing badminton last night actually choked with pain until now.

8. I ran out and consumed today's heat. As a result, I was called to play badminton halfway.

9. I want to play badminton, but the weather doesn't allow, so the room is closed. Really helpless.

When I started playing badminton seriously, I knew I was no longer young and impetuous.

1 1, just play badminton downstairs in the community. In Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Park, my right hand is still shaking.

12. Playing badminton with everyone is the lowest point of my day. Anyway, it's just hahahahahahahaha.

13, I played badminton for less than an hour yesterday, and I lost a pound today. I like playing badminton very much.

14, playing badminton, drinking beer, eating barbecue and blowing cold air with colleagues from six to eight, just right.

15, after work, I am not allowed to sit still in the office and dance in the square with a cup of citron tea playing badminton.

16, I played outside for a few hours today, playing badminton, and went home to continue writing. I am sleepy at night.

17, I used to play badminton, but now I like to play badminton because the people I like like like it. I just want to cure my cervical spondylosis.

18, just finished playing badminton, my hands are sweaty. As soon as I didn't pay attention to playing the ball, the racket flew out. I smiled happily and had a good time.

19. Yesterday, when I was playing badminton, my hand slipped behind my back, and the racket flew out with the ball and took a nap through the net. I woke up laughing when I remembered it.

20. After the square dance, I went to play badminton. I can't play with it all night. I really don't have any sports cells. I tried to get the boy to pick up the ball all night.