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What the bride said when getting married

What the bride said when getting married

1. You can be chauvinistic, because I am not a feminist. In some aspects, I do not believe and do not want equality between men and women. Men should still Be like a man, but only if you respect each other. You can be weak and childish from time to time, but I will cherish you and love you. Men also have a vulnerable side, which I understand and accept.

2. I am lucky to be able to marry you and become your wife! Although you are not a rich man, in my heart, becoming your wife makes me the richest bride in the world. You give me love that no one else can replace. Even if you don't have a mansion, in our small home, I can lie in your arms and whisper; when you are tired, you have a small haven to rest, that's enough!

3. I hope I can accept everything from you, but I will occasionally be willful, and sometimes I will be unreasonable. I hope you can tolerate me in the days to come. Some small tempers make me more mature in life.

4. You don’t need to be so tall and mighty, and your arms don’t need to be so strong. You can hold me in your arms when I wake up from my dream in the middle of the night, and you can hug me silently when I am sad. Stay with me and let me cry in your arms.

5. My beloved wife, give me your hand, hoping that you and I can support each other from peace to happiness through 36,000 sunsets and sunrises.

6. If one day, you are no longer passionate and want to find another piece of your own sky, please tell me and I will accept it. Even if there are tears in my eyes, I will turn around after you. Then drip. Even if you are extremely reluctant to give up, if you are not happy with me, I will not be happy either. So I would rather bear the pain alone than suffer it with two people.

7. Today I am sincerely happy and excited because I finally got married. There are thousands of words to say but I don’t know where to start. But I know that these thousands of words can only be condensed into two words, that is "thank you".

8. I hope we have the same friends and an independent circle of friends. I won't completely disrupt your life circle. There is no need for you to turn down all unnecessary entertainment and go home early. Although I will be lonely at home, I know that you will be even more lonely if you turn down all appointments and stay with me at home. I will give you freedom, because falling in love with you means accepting everything about you. If you will bring me closer to your circle, I promise you that I will not act like a tigress in front of your friends, even if I am really angry that you are playing tricks on me with your friends.

9. I finally got your money today. Someone will keep my money in the future. I have a beautiful wife. I will love you forever.

10. But you must be dedicated and loyal. You can only have me in your heart, because there is no room for sand in my eyes.

11. If the journey of love is to make me change from a flying horse to a rugged horse that endures humiliation and burden, let us accept it!

12. If the trajectory of love always reduces the golden boy and girl in the sky to a mere husband in the fireworks of the world, let us be willing to do so!

13. Dear, I am the cash machine and you are the cash card. You can get money when you press it. My TV is the remote control where you can get pictures when you press it.

14. But you must have a broad mind and be able to tolerate me, because I am occasionally willful, immature, and sometimes act unreasonably like a child.

15. You are my oldest (wait here for 15 seconds and look at her affectionately) You have to take good care of the younger ones I marry in the future! If the result of falling in love is to make us ordinary, let us be ordinary!

16. Wife, from today on: what’s yours is yours, what’s mine is yours, and what’s ours is yours.

17. Marry you and be your wife. Even if you are not a rich man, in my eyes, by marrying you, I will be the richest bride in the world. Because you gave me love that no one else can replace.

And after getting married, in my eyes, I am still the richest woman in the world. Even if you only give me a small house with one bedroom and one living room, I can sleep with you, watch TV and whisper, and let me lie in your arms when I am sleepy and have a haven to rest. It doesn’t matter where I am. .

18. We only have this life, this is our only bargaining chip, we have to bet on our wives together, do you know? Today is the 35th day since our marriage. We have been married for such a long time, and I have been thinking about writing something for you, but my mouth is too stupid to say it well, and I don’t know where to start.

19. I love you and hope you can be loyal and dedicated to marriage, love and me. Because of me, I hope to be the only one in your love. No room for imperfections. But one day, your passion is gone and you want to find another sky, please tell me. Although I am extremely reluctant to give up, if you are not happy, what joy will I have to say. It is better for one person to suffer than for two people to suffer.

20. I hope to become a close friend with you. We each have an independent social circle and have the same friends. If you get married, I won't disrupt your social circle. There is no need for you to put down necessary social activities and think about going home early. Because I love you, I am willing to make you live a happier life. We must also tolerate everything that is positive about you. I hope becoming your wife will make your life more exciting and more passionate.

21. When I wake up every morning, the first thing I see is you, my dear, washing up in a hurry, eating breakfast, going to work together happily, and spending the day in a good mood. After work, I was at home, cooking and cooking, eating and chatting under the warm light, and then finishing cleaning, reading a book, or surfing the Internet. Passion still exists in ordinary life, this is the life I want!

22. First of all, I would like to thank all the friends present here for coming to bear witness to the love between me and The wedding my wife will never forget.

23. You don’t need to have a huge income, and I will not put pressure on you financially. I will hold on to this piece of my life. For our future happiness, I am willing to fight with you. .

24. When I wake up every morning, the first thing I see is you. After a brief intimacy, I get up, wash up, make breakfast, and run to the outside world with a good mood. After work, you may wander outside casually, or buy groceries and go home, cook some side dishes, warm lights, and after dinner, chat about your worries and relieve the stress of the day's work. Then, read a book, watch TV, surf the Internet, or listen to music. A dull yet passionate life. You go about your business, and I will do my best to support you and take on my share of housework, etc.