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Talk about the characteristics after 00.

First, communicate an eternity in an instant, and communicate your present with today.

Second, this road has taken the first step, and there is no reason to turn back. I want to take a future that belongs to me.

Third, the phone can only be made by hands-free. I'm not left ear, I'm both ears.

I want to be the best girl and hold my head high.

Five, I just have one's fingers itch, anyway, you will be beaten!

6. Life is like a super girl, and all who stick to it are men.

Since I can't get into your eyes, I'll let you separate my heart.

Eight, men are romantic, and if they are not romantic, they are not called men.

Nine, you have the right to force me, and I have the power to kill you.

I want to be your queen and occupy the depression in your heart.

Xi。 My present form: be a fool, be a scum, tease, pretend to be forced, have looks, be tall, but have no object.

The girls in the class are getting more and more dangerous to wear, but they are so safe.

14. second time around? I filmed you to awaken your thoughts and daydreams.

Fifteen, independent and proud, look up at the whole life at your feet, and cry only for beauty.

If you can't do it, don't say it, such as losing weight, growing taller, and being with me.

Seventeen, time dried up, gave birth to an illegitimate child called memory. ...

Eighteen, if anyone touches my sister, I'll kill that little watch by hook or by crook.

19. I will never give up the tenderness you gave me.

20. Question: Why is the winter vacation necessarily longer than the summer vacation? Answer: due to heat expansion and cold contraction!

Twenty-one, many years, you have been married, but I haven't. Tell your daughter that she was cheated on her way to school. I'll sell her 20 cents per packet of spicy strips.

I am the key and you are the lock. You will never leave without me opening the lock.

Buy what you want, don't expect others to give it.

24, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.

Twenty-five, girl, how can you give up when you are born proud?

Twenty-six, after breaking up, there is no new male friend, which feels like being widowed for the successor.

Twenty-seven, fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too full to lose weight.

Twenty-eight, don't wave with my brother, my brother is also very open.

Twenty-nine years or decades later, it's all a pile of ashes, and no one has any opinion on anyone! Afraid of what

One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

Thirty-one, the rivers and lakes are overbearing and illusory, and the world of mortals loves and hates empty! .

32. Don't be shy to refuse others. Who's embarrassed to embarrass you anyway? People are not bad people.

33. It is found that the broadcast gymnastics in China is too fake, and girls have done chest expansion exercises for more than ten years without any effect.

No one is allowed to hurt my sister. Nobody touches my sister without my permission.

35. My silence doesn't mean I don't care. Just because I talk doesn't mean I have to care.

Talk about the mood after 00, talk about the domineering after 00.

1, I want to live a life like ipartment with a group of men and women.

For many years, I have a "good" wish: I am good to everyone, and I hope everyone will be good to me. I just want a reputation, but I can't ruin it. I suddenly realized recently that this is impossible. -Ji Xianlin

My greatest regret in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends.

4. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

Are you out of your mind? Are you stupid? Did you get hit by a car or bitten by a dog? Can't you see a good girl like me?

Ipartment, if you don't come out, we will start school.

7. Don't worry about striding. I'm not chasing. I am really tired.

8. Since there are women in the world, is there any creature that should be called boy and girl?

In fact, love, in the final analysis, is ordinary and ordinary, that is, men and women understand each other, respect each other, help each other, care about each other, learn from each other's strengths, comfort each other and understand each other. The scene of the story is always family and society. The plot of the story is always nothing more than a man falling in love with a woman or a woman falling in love with a man. The ending of the story is either tragedy or comedy, and there is never a middle way.

10 We are like two lovely pigs walking on the road of love, bathed in the sunshine of love.

1 1 So you are so mature and sensible that no one should love you.

12, even if life has a thousand reasons to make you cry, you should find a reason to make yourself laugh, because this is life, and all we can do is make ourselves stronger.

13, the advantage of wearing school uniforms in groups is that in the dark, you and the people you like wear lovers' clothes.

14, don't worry, don't wander and walk away without looking back.

15, one day, I sent a message to my best friend. She said nervously that the QQ user you dialed was browsing the space, please call back later.

16. People say I am a good mother. How can I fight back? Hello, son!

17, mushroom cool I am a new generation of sisters. I got the hall, the kitchen, Trojans, mistresses and hooligans! .

18, not all feelings have a beginning and an end, just as the end of loneliness is not necessarily fear.

19, if you can explain why you like someone, it's not love. True love has no reason. I love you. I don't know why.

20. There are several unknown schoolmasters in each class to support the average score.

2 1, I tried to live quietly in this house, but you refused.

22. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same words, but we can't convince ourselves.

23. Your anxiety should not come from someone who is dispensable to you.

24, all the jealousy together to sum up three words is too concerned.

25. May you be greedy and not fat, may you be lazy and not ugly, and may your family be let down.

No matter what everyone in the world says, I think my feeling is right. No matter what others think, I won't disturb my rhythm. I like it naturally, but I don't like it for long. -Haruki Murakami

27. When hugging, you need each other. Being needed by others is a person's most precious time ... When a woman holds you from behind, please don't move your steps, but please turn around and hold her tightly. Because, in that hug, there is too much love. ......

28. People are most afraid of: strangeness after deep friendship, pain after seriousness, and use after trust.

29. If being immersed in love is a mistake, I am willing to make a mistake for you.

30. Since the test paper was handed out, my neck has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, my arms have stopped aching, and I have stopped jumping.

3 1, the most popular sentence in school is, fuck.

32. Life is almost such a meal. You have to push a cup with the person you like and change a cup with the person you hate. After dinner, I can receive a heart and see a face. At the end of eating, you can still be lively and laugh at this insincere banquet. This is your ability to carry the world. Mád

33. This kind of mulberry wine, which has been precipitated over the years and has the taste of time, is as beautiful, passionate, emotional and fragrant as you. No one in the world can compare with you.

I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran to the boy and said, brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

35. The role of personality is far greater than that of intelligence, the role of mind is not as good as that of mood, and talent is not as good as the self-control, patience and regularity of judgment control. People who start to live more seriously in their hearts will start to live simpler in their appearances. Regret your mistake and try not to make it again. This is true repentance. Being superior is not noble. True nobility should be superior to the past self. -Hemingway

36. Disappointment and injustice do not need to be explained. The more you explain, the more chaotic it is.

37. In the last class of senior three, the teacher said: Take a hard test, don't embarrass me. Then I turned around and shed tears. ....

38. What is a class teacher? Someone has ruined my friendship, my love and my family.

Not everyone can wait for you after you regret it.

40. Sometimes, once a good friend becomes a stranger; Sometimes, some people leave without saying goodbye; Sometimes, some things don't need to be understood; Sometimes, some roads will become longer even if they are not taken. Suddenly I felt like crying, and inadvertently we all grew up.

4 1, I don't know how to comfort people, but you are unhappy and I am unhappy.

42. But time will encourage me to be lonely, tempt me, and reason will hinder me, so I can't afford to love myself.

43. Later, I calmed down and never insisted on anything that must be yours.

44. There is a friendship that is no less than love, and there is an unambiguous relationship.

45. No one needs another person for a lifetime.

46. Dreams can be changed because of the person you like.

47. People who are destined to go far will not be too willing to drag them to your side.

48, dear girl, this world is really more than love; From today on, let me ride the world and be my own hero.

49. "Uncle policeman, I lost my bag." "Don't worry, it's my treat." "Then give it back to me!"

50. There is no need to worry, what should come will come. No one can cover the sky with one hand and belong to oneself. Don't let go easily. Put down what shouldn't belong to you. It is a kind of sorrow to drag others to death and not pursue themselves. Pursuit is a belief, and letting go is a realm.

5 1, I will learn to be gentle, although I am not always considerate.

52. It's like a bad movie. If it's too good to listen, you forget it, and it will expire as soon as you blurt it out.

What you are waiting for is not love, but pity. What you are asking for is not affection, but sympathy.

54. Don't let me suddenly collapse because of the sky you propped up.

55. Why are deep-sea fish ugly? Because it was too dark for anyone to see, everyone grew up like this.

56. If you don't regret it, you can't remember it. If you don't feel pain, you don't know what is unforgettable.

57. If you don't care about anything, nothing matters.

58. Changing a person may be a sentence overnight.

Don't be afraid that what you are suffering now will become your proud capital.

60, three days is also called a holiday? I have to make up for two days!

6 1, maturity, not that you learn to express, but that you learn to swallow.

62. I asked Xueba the secret of her success: she said she just went to Qingguo. Holy cow, I have to go to qingguo quickly. There will be a science exam tomorrow. Do you want to witness the charm of olives with me?

63. Open-minded, don't be tired of false reputation; Life is alive, whether it is failure or success, we must be optimistic! In any case, in the face of setbacks, we should not lose courage and confidence, and in any case, we should not choose to fall.

If you never want to be strong, how can you protect those who are most important to you?

65. Life is for career, not for care.

Falling in love with you may be just the moment I saw you, but I will forget you all my life. God is unfair to me, but I have no ability to resist. You can't escape. Your shadow is far away. You are like a method. If you touch it, it will be a lifelong entanglement.

67. Three questions for women in love: Where are you? With who? When will you go back? Three questions of a man in love: Why is she angry? Why is she angry again? Why is she still angry?

68. What's it like to give up someone you like? It's like a house that has been burning for a long time. You know this is home, but you can't go back.

69. It is not that you can resist long-term erosion with enthusiasm.

70. Hope for the best, strive for the best result and prepare for the worst.

7 1, am I melodramatic? Am I black? Am I overbearing? Need your comment? Need your care? Aren't you tired of pretending

72. Do you understand my duplicity, my implication and my carelessness?

73. Life advances and retreats, and you can't lose your mood without anything.

74. When pay and gain are no longer in direct proportion, will you persist or give up?

75. There are many things in life that need neither reasons nor answers.

76. I want to be a shining mental patient in your life.

77. Love is a game, and the rule is: Don't cry.

78. Remember: unkindness and humor are two different things, outspoken and frank are two different things, uneducated and casual are two different things, and honesty and frank are two different things.

79. Every problem in the world will not give up.

80. Homework, you said that you are guilty. Obviously no one wants to touch you, but you just beg others to be you, really.

8 1, life and death can not be separated from a person, because he did not bring you enough disappointment. When you have enough disappointment, your heart will naturally cool and the fetters will naturally break. -Fu Nan

82. True love is knowing that she is ugly and making her happy.

83. I didn't see the first confession in the history of the school today.

84. People's blood needs to be changed every seven years. No wonder people change.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

86. I am not the kind of person who doesn't take the first place in class, because I am not a genius.

87. The age at which the cross began is wrong to say and do.

88. There is a joke about a life that has experienced hardships. May you be your own sun, independent of anyone's light.

89. I may have been single for a long time. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good.

90. Although we have repeatedly stressed that we should not pay too much attention to a person's appearance and ignore his inner quality, we should also realize that a person's name is a brand; A person's image is a business card. Dressing appropriately and looking dignified is a sign of respect for others and self-maturity. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance that you don't even care about yourself.

9 1, when the classmates get together, they find that they can't name them, and they can't help but feel that they have skipped classes too much. After eating, I found that I was in the wrong room.

92. Congratulations on losing me when I left you.

93. I don't have that many calculations. You are good to me, and I will be good to you.

94. Reality is not what you want, so there are so many ifs.

95. I don't know how long a meteor can fly, just as I don't know whether you are worth pursuing.

96. I hope to be here this year? Next year? In the body? .....

97. People who understand me don't need to explain; People who don't understand me need to explain.

98. The more you want something because it's fresh, the faster you get bored.

99. Live well when you are happy, and cherish yourself when you are unhappy.

100, full of blood, walked into the examination room and vomited all the papers.

Fall in love after 00

1, happiness does not depend on the external environment, it is determined by our mentality.

Dear, I will hold your hand tightly and accompany you to the end.

Don't let the wrong person take away your best side.

Disappeared in the fleeting time, it can only become a memory forever.

No matter how obvious my love is, I can't reveal my love for you. No matter how obvious the feelings are, they can't hide their feelings for me.

6. Why can't I say goodbye even if there is another woman in your arms?

7. Those who can't reach it are called distances, those who can't go back are called the past, and those who don't look back are called parting.

8. The ownership is all yours, and it's not up to you to decide whether to love or not.

9. Some injuries will never heal.

10. Later, I finally understood that promises that cannot be made have become shackles.

1 1. On rainy days, I like to hide in your arms, full of happiness.

12, please don't feel how unforgettable you are. I didn't pretend to laugh.

13, just plain, no doubt, draw a blue sky for yourself.

14, saying good night, turned around and had a good talk with someone.

15, I eloped with him to the ends of the earth, and our love was perfect.

16, if there is a sound of missing, may it not be a sad cry.

17, a kind of pain, not how to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

18, especially remember that we are all young, but now, we are all grown up.

19, if we had been brave together, would there have been a different ending?

20. Let's connect and protect our exclusive memories. We agreed to protect our exclusive memory.

2 1, there is a person in my life who makes me feel better and has the impulse to make me worse.

22. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero.

23. Loving you is the most persevering thing I have ever done. You are my past, but you will not be the rest of my life.

24. There is no homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality, sister-in-law love, teacher-student love, and so on. It's just that two people are in love, that's all.

25. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

26. The light can be repaired when it is broken, and the bread can be bought when it is gone. I just hope you don't leave when you come.

27. Since you have chosen, you must stick to it. Never give up, never give up.

28. Everyone wants the people they love to be happy. I am no exception.

29. In fact, there is nothing I can't let go of, but I will feel sorry and pay so much affection. If I say no, it's gone.

30. I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I miss you.

3 1, people are actually quite contradictory. I always want to be understood, but I am afraid of being seen through by others.

32. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

33. Do you know that my heart hurts like being buried alive?

34. Really falling in love with someone is like being addicted to drugs, which you can't stop, change or forget.

35. Old love vows are like a slap in the face. When you remember a sentence, you will get a slap in the face.

36. A rational person may look like a madman when he is in love, but he will never look like a fool.

37. Happiness is not because you have more, but because you care less.

38. If I don't let go, you will be moved or blame me many years later.

39. People who love you will eventually care about everything and forgive everything. This is not a natural good temper, just don't want to lose you.

40. I once said that I would stay with you for a long time, only to find that you are far away from me.

4 1, every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

42. Actually, I want to say that you will leave me one day. At that time, I will be sad, but I will also be brave.

43. If you dare to find a woman outside, I'll shoot you! If I dare to find a woman outside, you will shoot me!

44. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

45. It is said that the night here is beautiful, but I only feel faint sadness!

46. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.

47. Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep.

48. Many people caught my eye, but only you caught my heart.

There are so many dazzling people, only you shine on me.

50. The person who laughs with you is in love with you if he is not stupid.

5 1, the lover you can't get is always the wind, and you will leave after a thousand times.

If you can't be nice to me all your life, please don't be nice to me, even for a second.

53. Don't trust your memory too much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much.

54. In love, no one is right or wrong. Fate comes and goes like water, sometimes it comes and goes.

55. You send a message and I will continue to reply to you. Send a um and you'll never come back. This is the difference between loving and being loved.

56. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.

57. What I want most is love. It's not that I don't quarrel all my life, but that I can live a lifetime every time I quarrel.

58. I don't want the prodigal son to return. People who like me must be infatuated from the beginning.

59. Time caresses love. What else is worth looking forward to and reviewing?

60. Don't wait until I cry to know that I am sad, and don't wait until I disappear to know that I exist.

Talk about qq after 00.

1, get out of my world with your bitch, and I will make you shameless happiness. 2, forget the initial miss, we finally become strangers.

Only people with stories will like sad pen and ink.

The best respect for life is to spend time on meaningful things every day.

5, water, I will wait for you in the water; Fire, I will wait for you in the ashes.

6. I haven't planned to go back alive since I came out of my mother's stomach.

7. I don't know what love is. You and I are nothing.

8. I hate my brother. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

9. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

10, you must be happy to spit out before you can be worthy of my withdrawal.

1 1, you don't know your heat and cold, my heart will be very painful.

12, I am a classmate in a low-key middle school, a lonely department and a silent class! My name is emptiness.

13, it's much more convenient to find you after adding you to the blacklist. Don't worry. I still love you.

14, love me the most, hate me, don't be indifferent to me, at least let me know how I should treat you.

15, the beginning of life, love, always failure, do not understand love, please go away, afraid of injury, don't come, get up after injury, and come back when you meet love.

16, don't talk to me about your love, your love is nothing.

17, falling in love with you, like a moth, ready to burn everything from the beginning.

18, the biggest sorrow in life is to love someone who doesn't love you personally.

19, remember the mouths and faces of those who look down on you and regard them as strength.

I've been waiting for you, you know, but why didn't you take the initiative to find me?

2 1. My buddy eats vegetables every day, but he doesn't eat vegetables at all.

22. Please take my ashes. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!

23, take out the same fighting power as men and fight with this pitted world.

24. Just because I don't cry doesn't mean there are no tears in my heart. Just because I'm strong doesn't mean nothing happened.

25. After this village, there is this store, because it is a branch.

26. Only when it affects my dream will my heart be truly moved.

27. In the world, everyone is cheap, but in different ways.

28. I also want to find a warm person for life, even if that person is not you, even if I don't love him.

29. Living like a queen can attract a king.

No wonder I didn't save any money this year. It turned out that I bought the wrong wallet.

3 1, be the air around you, stay with you forever, be the air around you, and be the person you can't live without.

32. I am calm. If you are willing to hurt, you will hurt.

33. We will never be apart. We can be with strangers all our lives.

34. No brother can think of it, only a brother can do it.

35. In my world, you are a supporting role!

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

37. I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.

38. If a tree has no skin, it will die! People have no face and the world is invincible! That means you!

39. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly. I won't sell this pig.

40. Sometimes if you take the initiative for a long time, you will get bored slowly.

4 1, give me a fulcrum and I can hold up a sky for you.

42. I am silly to live in our memories, constantly remembering your sky and mine.

43. You can drive a Land Rover only if you eat hard, and you can drive a Li Xia only if you don't work hard.

44. A camel won't cry because it knows the value of water. I won't cry because I know the hypocrisy of love.

45. Don't trust others to speak ill of your friend. If you do, what kind of friend are you!

46. I was born without thorns. If you know I'm bad, don't touch it.

47. Sometimes it's not distrust, just because you care more than others and are more afraid of losing.

48. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling apricots from the wall.

49. The boy in my memory. Reach out and embrace the whole world.

50. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

5 1, time is changing and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.

Sometimes I don't want to see his past, because I'm afraid he never gave me deep feelings.

53. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

54, often under pressure, indicating that you have a goal; Often encounter resistance, indicating that you are moving forward.

55. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

56, the mood is very agitated, and the back is very helpless.

57. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

58. Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

59. Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

60. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

6 1, I've been waiting until someone can replace you.

62. Maruko said: It is better to go back to sleep than to celebrate other people's festivals.

You don't have to be my friend, but how long can you be my enemy?

64. People who regret the past and are uneasy about the future are wasting the present.

65. I am the key and you are the lock. You'll never leave without me unlocking the lock.

66. What can I do? I want to find a small four to ruin your life with a small three.

I hope you love me and I will accompany you. Oh, I hope I will love you and you will accompany me.

I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?

69. In the dream, many people are laughing and their faces are full of bright happiness.

70. Your smile explains eternity, and no one can imitate it.

7 1, I am not a diamond, but I am the light you can't afford.

72. Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future and let her husband take him to see the world.

73. Dreams are full of flowers and beautiful concubines; The strings of learning the piano in the pavilion are broken, which is endless and desolate.

74. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

75. Everyone only looked at whether Cinderella's feet fit, but no one asked her if she would.

76. The cleverest primitive art is to cast a white eye on the secular world and go with the flow.

77. Don't judge others casually. Their experience is just what you haven't experienced.

78. I am neither a hero nor a hero. I am an ordinary rascal.

79. I am not as nostalgic as you think, and you are not worth my nostalgia.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

8 1, sunflower, a flower grinning at the sun.

82. I can give you enough face and slap your mouth!

83. Only with the truest people can you meet the most likely people.

84. I really can't do it. I don't have the courage to put your QQ on my friends list. I'm scared. I was scared to death.

85. Ask your brother how long it will take and how long his heartbeat will last.

86. I never dreamed of your face when you were nice to her.

87. You and me, missing is missing. I never miss what I have lost.

88. After a day and a night's sleep at home, her dream was full of her shadow.

89. I poured out my bitterness in confusion, but I couldn't find the center. Why am I suffering?

90. Keep your mouth shut and your heart alone in the group. Self-cultivation is the most important thing, and being cautious is the first thing you get involved in.

9 1, my goal is to search my personal data on Baidu.

92. There are some things we can't do but let nature take its course.

93. If you want to be happier, your heart should be simpler. If you want to be free and easy, you must ask for a simpler life.

94. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not.

95. It snowed quietly. I reached out and caught it. It fell into my palm and melted.

96. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.