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How can the swing man be cynical?

1, a superorganism that lives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality.

I hate people who can't talk. Sure enough, chewing the tongue has nothing to do with age.

3. Why do some people like gossiping, spreading word by word, even spreading rumors and distorting facts? Because they are not responsible for saying the wrong thing at all. They are just talking, hurting the parties and having nothing to do with their interests.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

6. I don't have time to quarrel with you, because others will think I have a brain problem when they see me quarreling with non-humans.

7. If you are good to me, I will be good to you. If you are arrogant or gossiping, go out early.

8, long rope can be robbed, your mouth and tongue are so long, dare to tie the knot automatically.

9. If you come to the earth to harm people, please go to Elysium.

10, I advise you to shut up, I am the most vicious ghost in the world.