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What kind of experience is it that my husband is an otaku?
As an otaku, this question is simply designed for me! Otaku doesn't know when it began to become a "derogatory term". The image is often dusty, sloppy, and obscene, and even there has been a "dead fat house" incident. But in fact, this is not the case. Even Baidu Encyclopedia calls "otaku" a neutral word. So tell me what it's like to have an "otaku" husband!
1. Run home after work
Some people say, isn't this good? Don't go out fooling around and don't spend money indiscriminately. Where are you? What you can't get is the best! When your husband comes home on time every day, you will think that this man is useless! Every day, I know that I will run home, have no friends, and don't go out to socialize, as if my future life is dark!
2. I'll never find you
If you get lost one day and want him to come and pick you up, you may be disappointed! Because their sense of direction is super poor! Maybe you have gone home to cook, and he is still wondering which side is south. Don't be surprised, otaku seldom go out! Except the way to the company, all the other roads are "strangers".
3. The agreed trip was postponed again and again
You agreed to go out for a trip together next month, but it was delayed for half a year, and he had no intention of leaving at all. In summer, he said it was too hot to be fun, in autumn, it was boring to have too many people, in winter, it was inconvenient to wear too much clothes, and in spring, he said it was too sleepy to be energetic. In a word, he always has a reason not to go out.
4. shorts, slippers and vest
this is their standard configuration at home. Anyway, there is air conditioning at home, so long as they don't go out, this equipment can be worn all year round. Besides, they usually buy the same style of clothes. What do you mean? That is to say, the same vest you see every day is not necessarily the same one, but it must look similar!
5. What can the otaku do at home? Nothing more than playing mobile phones, computers and ipad. Sometimes you doubt that these devices are his wife! Of course, this may be part of his work. After all, because of the house, a lot of work can be taken home to continue.
6. The best activity on Sunday is sleeping.
After a week's work, I finally have two days off. Do you want to ask him out for a walk and see the wild dogs in that mountain and that sea? Sorry, you may be disappointed! Because they want to sleep, they won't go out when they are otaku. And when you come back from a day of fun, you are surprised to find that he is still sleeping ...
Speaking of it, otaku doesn't seem to be a good husband. They are confined, don't like socializing and like sleeping. They are simply pigs! But otaku often has his own small world, in which generate has all kinds of interesting ideas! Understand them! After all, there are fewer and fewer men who are too lazy to cheat!
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