Send a humorous word when you have a cold.

I have a cold, and the humorous statement is as follows:

1, I have a cold, and my mother will take care of me. The first day I stewed chicken soup, I took out the bowl and found it was chicken ass.

2, a cold is not a disease, that is, never give up, a cold is not serious, that is, it is particularly resistant.

I have a cold, not only for you, but also for the pig.

I have a cold. The teacher called me to the office and said, "delete the homework in front of me quickly."

The teacher caught a cold, so let's hand in our homework quickly. The whole school caught a cold the next day.

I caught a cold, the doctor told me to drink more water, and I became a bucket.

7. I have a cold. My mother said to turn on the phone and see how many degrees it is. As a result, she turned to a little secret.

8. I have a cold. I lied to my girlfriend: it's not serious. Just take some medicine. After my girlfriend left, I saw the medicine bottle by the bed.

9. I have a cold. The friend asked, "Do you know that you are dealing with viruses?" I replied, "often".

10, I have a cold. My neighbor Lao Wang sent me a bucket of water and told me not to drink it. I looked at his serious eyes and didn't know what to say.

1 1. I have a cold, and my girlfriend joked, "Pretend to have a cold."

12, I caught a cold, but I have to admit that the virus is not in the same level as me.

13, I caught a cold, but I didn't tell anyone because I was an alien.

14, I have a cold. When I was top-heavy, I looked at the balance of WeChat and immediately woke up.

15, I have a cold. My mother fed me medicine by my side and said, remember to take two tablets three times a day. Then I: Mom, I'm not a person, I'm a pig.