Tell me about the most impressive cold joke you have ever heard.

Electrical appliances held a joke-telling contest,

It is stipulated that every electrical appliance should tell a joke.

Let all the audience laugh,

Otherwise you will be taken to Aruba. First, the washing machine,

As soon as he finished his joke, all the audience burst out laughing.

Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next is the smartest computer. As soon as his joke was finished, all the home appliances laughed.

I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

So! Computers were also brought to Aruba.

The third place is the most humorous desk lamp.

The desk lamp confidently finished the joke, and everyone laughed and rolled on the ground.

The rice cooker said, "It's so cold ~ ~ ~"

Just as the magic lamp was about to be taken to Aruba,

The rice cooker stood up angrily.

Turned to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said:

"I've had enough of your laughter. Don't open your mouth so wide and cold."

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One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

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The "towel" said to the "coin": You will be worth a hundred times if you wear a doctor's hat.

The "minister" said to the "giant": My area is the same as yours, but I have three rooms and two halls.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?

"Doing" says to "doing": Balance is the last word.

"Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up.

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"He" said to "Dan": Timid, please hire a bodyguard?

Yue said to Yue: It's time to lose weight.

"Fork" said to "you": When is the whole time? What is the mole on your face?

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The army recruits animals to fight in the army.

So all the animals in the forest should come for a physical examination.

The number one monkey really doesn't want to join the army.

He looked at his long tail.

So the tooth took a hard bite and decided to break him.

After going in ...

The doctor said: the monkey's tail is broken, so it is disabled. You don't need to be a soldier. ....

The second rabbit saw the monkey do this.

I also resolutely broke my long ears.

After going in ...

The doctor said: The rabbit has a broken ear and is disabled. It doesn't need to be a soldier. ...

The heart of the third-ranked black bear