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If there is an afterlife, be a cat.
The cat in my impression is an animal that has both fish and bear's paw. At night, it has green eyes, calls for spring on the roof, or follows people to beg for food. There is also a cat stealing sparrows in the primary school text. I don't have much affection for Mao. But with the rise of cats, I wonder why so many people like cats. They are not loyal to dogs at all.
Until I watched a series of movies about cats, one of which was Grandpa Miyazaki Hayao's Thanksgiving for Cats, Garfield, Sunshine She and so on. Most cats in movies are instilled with people's emotions and thoughts, and become aware of love and hate. You saved my life, and I will give my life. Give the best things in the cat world to the benefactor, secretly help the benefactor save the scene, and the benefactor should protect and defend to the death. Slowly changed my attitude towards cats.
I called my grandmother the other day. My grandmother told me that she saw a hungry cat on the side of the road and took it home in her arms. Feed it with rice juice first, and then stir fry it when it can stand firm. A few days later, the kitten became grandma's little tail, and she followed her wherever she went. There was another one before that, and he never came back after he went out. I don't know whether I went to a better house, eloped with a male cat, or ate a mouse containing rat poison. Only during the time when the cat was lost, grandma would habitually feed the cat in the bowl and meow to call the cat back. I can't bear to see it. I promised to get her another cat, but I was delayed. The arrival of this cat couldn't be better. I hope it can stay with grandma for a long time.
Agricultural University has a vast territory, so it is inevitable that there will be cats and dogs. Grass roofs and roadside can be seen everywhere. Maybe I can meet a cat when I go down the stairs. They always look unattainable, cocky and casually wandering around the campus, as if the models were showing their graceful posture and saying, "Look, how beautiful I am!" " In my opinion, their carefree life is because 13 school canteen not only feeds us, but also provides enough food for these cat troops.
There is a cat museum near the front door of Xiamen University. There are all kinds of cats in it, some are fat and thin, some are gray and white, some are scattered on the ground, some are sleeping in her beauty sleep, and some are teasing tourists ... I went with the tea teacher when I went back. He likes cats very much, and cats seem to like him. From the moment I entered, several cats stared at him. If these cats can be taken away, I think he will take them all away.
My roommate also has an orange cat at home. It has pointed ears, pink meat pads, provocative meowing and a violent tail. Every now and then, I ask you to tease it. In the face of its coquetry, I can only surrender, put down my things and squat down to touch her. He was so satisfied that his eyes narrowed into a crack. A cat that can enjoy itself!
If there is an afterlife, be a domestic cat, basking in the sun in winter and shading in summer. If you have nothing to do, you will coquetry in your master's arms. Every day, the host will feed you at a fixed point, so you don't have to worry about having no place to live, and have three meals a day. Only responsible for boasting and enjoying.
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