The unconventional of secular love stories

1. Are you tired? You've been running around in my head all day. Counterroutine: Well, I've been looking for an exit all day.

2. I want to ask a way to your heart: Bagya Road?

A cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie, and a sunny day in Jay Chou are all better than chatting with me: Please give me a quiet summer.

The firecrackers sounded again on New Year's Eve, not as contrary as I thought: I'll show you my face twice to see if it rings.

Can you play the guitar? Otherwise, how can you pluck my heartstrings? No, but I can play cotton.

6. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby. Anti-routine: I'm a little embarrassed to know you

7. I have super powers. Guess what the counter routine is: super eating.

8. Do you smell anything? Counter-routine: Did you fart?

9. What do you drink in winter? I don't know how to protect you: hehe.

10. This is Mercury. This is Mars. You are my sweetheart. Anti-routine: Beat your star.

1 1. You have superpowers and I have superpowers. I hate you very much.

12. I'm a little afraid of you because I'm afraid of my wife's anti-routine: who are you afraid of?

13. Don't you feel tired? You've been running in my world all day.

14. Dongfeng night thousand trees. I want to go to your house to live in the opposite way: Qianshan has been in love, and my family doesn't want to give it to you.

15. You are both weird and cute today: you are also weird and ugly.

16. Fallen leaves come back to you. You go to the west.

17. I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are a couple. I'm afraid my blood will dissolve together. I'm your father.

18. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you. Anti-routine: Do you know the difference between drinking pig eight quit? I just didn't.

19. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. My smile is really like a dog without wine.

Tuwei love story routine daquan

1. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

2. Spring water is born, spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.

3. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

If a worker wants to do something well, he must ... kiss you first.

If you give me 50 cents, we can get together.

7. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

10. You are a cute boy, and I am cute, too.

1 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

12. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever and ever.

13. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

14. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

15. My love for you is like a tractor.

16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others. You are mine.

17. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

18. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

19. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

20. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

2 1. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.

22. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?

24. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

25. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

26. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes at once. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

Learn to resist routines and have high emotional intelligence.

Learn how to write an anti-routine, high emotional intelligence and earthy love story (I) 1. You are very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

2. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

3. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

I want to say something beautiful to coax you, but you are the most beautiful.

Loving you means that I have a lot to say to you when I can't see you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

6. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

7. "My bed is neither too big nor too small." What do you want to express? "It's just right to sleep with you."

I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

9. When I describe you as cute, I think I should be moved.

10. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

1 1. I have a cut on my hand, so you can cut it, so we are husband and wife.

12. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

13. "I lack necessities" and "What do I lack?" You!'

14. Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

15. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't want to." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."

16. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."

17. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

18. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

19. I'm pretty sure, I just need a kiss.

20. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

Learn how to write an anti-routine, high emotional intelligence and earthy love story (2)1. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist for my heart disease.

22. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

23. I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.

24. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

25. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

26. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

27. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

28. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

29. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

30. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

3 1. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

Baby, tell me when your lips are dry, and I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

33. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

34. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."

35. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.

36. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

37. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

38. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

40. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

A very ordinary love story

1. Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

5. Give you life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me.

There is nothing to talk about with people like you except falling in love.

7. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.

8. Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you.

9. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me.

10. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you?

1 1. You are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart.

12. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

13. You don't cherish me now. I tell you, I'll wait for you in the next village after this village.

14. What can't you do? I won't leave you.

15. Why are you so short? Because I have always been a mini!

16. Do you know why I am so tall? Why do I support you? Because the sky is falling.

17. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.

18. If I meet you crazily, I am willing to be a mental derangement for life.

19. I'm really sorry if it's your turn. I did it on purpose.

20. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

2 1. I will try my best to match you and catch up with you. If you don't agree, I will pester you to death until you agree.

22. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

When I met you, God only said four words in my ear.

24. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

25. This is the palm of your hand, this is Bi Xin, and you are my sweetheart.

26. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness.

27. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

28. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.

29. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.

30. Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.

3 1. You look like one of my relatives in particular. Who do you look like? My mother's son-in-law

32. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.

33. Which hurts you more, an iron stick or a wooden stick? I feel sorry for the iron bar.

I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.

35. I think I am selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.

I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!

37. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.

38. Shall we exchange gifts together? All right. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

Shall we learn to swim together so that we can fall in love?

40. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

4 1. I have a lifelong life advice! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.

42. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.

Why can a compass draw a circle? Because ... its heart hasn't changed.