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What did you know when you went to Shaanxi?

At the beginning of this century, I went to school in Xi 'an after the college entrance examination. Of course, I failed in the college entrance examination, so I can only go to an ordinary school, which is confidential. The campus life in those years and the experience of this province are as follows: First, the top ten monsters in Shaanxi are not allowed.

One of the top ten eccentrics in Shaanxi is "women don't marry outside", which means that women in Shaanxi generally don't marry outside. But my two female classmates have moved to other places, which is still far away. A female classmate in Shangluo married our male classmate, a gay scientist in Zhanjiang, Guangdong. Another lesbian from Xianyang went to Guangdong to work and married a native of Zhuhai.

Second, Shaanxi people are not very homesick.

Some people say that Shaanxi Lengwa is homesick, but in fact, Shaanxi people are all over the country. The people who love their hometown most are Shanxi people. To a large extent, Shanxi merchants who once traveled all over the world rarely come to Jiangnan now, and most of them are active in the north. In fact, it is not very accurate. Shanxi people who love pasta are particularly homesick.

Third, Guanzhong pasta unifies the north and the south, which is actually a meat folder.

Xi 'an is called "the city of pasta". The food in this city once ranked second in the Asian food list, and the food was also full of red. Major cuisines are very popular in this city. Judging from the richness of food, the native Shaanxi food is not very glorious, but the richness of cuisine can indeed be seen. In addition to the cold noodles of Chinese hamburger, which is a unified north and south local snacks, Chinese hamburger in Guanzhong is the most unified pasta, but local celebrities have never been able to do this.

It usually rains when 4.Xi 'an starts school in September and autumn.

Xi is considered as the largest city in the northwest of China. In fact, the climate of this city, like the Huanghuai River Basin in the east, belongs to the warm temperate and semi-humid monsoon climate. In summer, the air in these two places tastes similar. What's more, Xi 'an has a special feature. It rains almost every September at the beginning of summer vacation, which is so strange.

5. Shaanxi is the transitional place of the three major humanities and cultures, but the local languages are almost the same.

Shaanxi, like Jiangsu, is divided into three parts in geography and humanities. Shaanxi is divided into northern Shaanxi, Guanzhong and southern Shaanxi cultures, and so is Jiangsu, which is divided into northern Jiangsu, central Jiangsu and southern Jiangsu. Loess Plateau in northern Shaanxi, thick loess in Guanzhong and warm climate in southern Shaanxi. But Shaanxi is different from the third-level branch of Jiangsu. The local dialect of Shaanxi people can be understood by the whole province, but Jiangsu can't understand it.

Six, fire crystal persimmon was originally in Zhang Yimou's hometown.

At that time, our whole class went to Lintong to see the Terracotta Warriors. Later, after reading the introduction, I realized that Shaanxi Persimmon Persimmon is very famous, and fire crystal persimmon is in Lintong, which is not only the eighth wonder of the world, but also the hometown of Zhang Yimou. It is worth mentioning that the apples and kiwis in Guanzhong are also quite good.

Seven, Shaanxi local beauty is very oriental, Shaanxi handsome boy is very miscellaneous.

There are not many local beauties in Shaanxi, but once you find one, you will be very experienced. But the handsome boys in Shaanxi are all mixed-race, as if they inherited the genes of openness and tolerance in the Tang Dynasty. For example, Zheng Jun sang Cinderella when he was young, and he was a proper handsome boy. The short and tight Gao said to him, Jun Zheng has blood!

As for coming to Shaanxi, what else do you have to say? For example, Shaanxi People's Broadcasting Station is unique. Village in the city is the most grounded city fireworks, Wazi Hutong and Yang Jiacun, but Lao Wang hasn't been there for more than ten years!

When I went to Xi 'an, I found that this place was not the north at all. Here, the mountains and rivers are beautiful and the climate is warm. In winter, full of green is like the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River.

I don't understand the dialect, but I feel a bit like Sichuan dialect.

One, minced meat noodles, two, oily noodles, three, fried noodles, four, cold rice noodles, five, Xi 'an people talk beautifully. Xi is a good place. If I don't go, I won't forget. I have been to Xi 'an five times. This is a good city.

First of all, I went to Shaanxi to know that the national treasure giant panda is in Shaanxi. When it comes to the national treasure giant panda, people first think of Wolong in Sichuan Province. In fact, many people don't know the strength of Shaanxi Province. On the largest population and density of panda habitat is in Shaanxi; The rarest wild giant panda is in Shaanxi; "The beauty of national treasures" The rare brown giant panda is also in Shaanxi.

Brown giant panda is an extremely rare variety of giant panda. There are only five brown giant pandas recorded in history, all of which were found in Qinling Mountain, an important habitat for giant pandas. Qizai is the fifth brown giant panda in the world.

Second, among the provinces with similar areas, Shaanxi is the province with the largest span between north and south. I didn't know until I went to Shaanxi that all Shaanxi people love pigs far more than mutton. No pig can walk out of Shaanxi alive, which is more accurate than no sheep.

Third, I didn't know until I went to Shaanxi that noodle restaurants and paomo restaurants in Shaanxi could not operate without a bowl of raw garlic on the table. In addition, there are many kinds of peppers, including vegetable oil peppers, sheep oil peppers, lard peppers, and large-area peppers and fine peppers.

Fourthly, it is said that buckwheat noodles are one of the three special products of Shaanxi pasta, which is as famous as Lanzhou Lamian Noodles and Shanxi Daoxiao Noodles. I didn't know until I went to Shaanxi that it was unrealistic for Shaanxi people to eat. They said it was a "snack". Obviously, every dish is a main course.

Fifth, I didn't know until I went to Shaanxi that the status of honey zongzi in summer cuisine in Shaanxi is unshakable. Zongzi is wrapped in honey and cold. Many Shaanxi people have been drinking soda since childhood, which is called Feng Bingsu's beating. Feng Bingsu only tastes like oranges and is full of breath.

Sixth, I didn't know that "xx steamed bread" was a fill-in-the-blank question until I went to Shaanxi. Even if you meet famous foods from all over the world, you are not afraid of steamed stuffed buns, such as saute spicy chicken, stinky tofu, malatang and so on.

Seventh, I didn't know until I went to Shaanxi that most xi 'an people eat bread in soup, and all they eat is beef bread in soup, not mutton bread in soup. When I first went to Xi 'an, I played a joke about it.

When you go to Shaanxi and come to Mu Us, you will find that the desert has become an oasis, and the northern Shaanxi Plateau is also full of green caves and Yan 'an, which is warm in winter and cool in summer. The hukou of the Yellow River is spectacular.

I went to Shaanxi, where there are the famous three passes of ancient Chencang and the largest bronze museum in China. The vastness of Guanshan Ranch, the resplendence of Famen Temple, the beauty of Dashui River, the grandeur of Jiulong Mountain, the grandeur of Great Qinling Mountain and the thousands of miles of clouds in Taibai Mountain.

Going to Shaanxi, Hanzhong is like a picturesque rape sea, the tranquility of Jinsixia Canyon and the mystery of Zhong Nanshan. ...

In short, many unexpected surprises, distant friends! Welcome to Damei Shaanxi!

First, Shaanxi is only a geographical concept, because the cultural and linguistic differences between North, China and South are too great, just like the three provinces.

Secondly, Xi 'an is not cold in winter, rainy and humid in spring and autumn, which is nothing like "Northwest".

Thirdly, around Xi 'an, it is a veritable "city of mountains and rivers".

Shaanxi people are really hospitable and love noodles. It is delicious.

When I first heard of Shaanxi, everyone always thought it was a scene of loess all over the sky and yellow sand covering the Great Wall in the northwest. In fact, as far as the geographical location of China is concerned, Shaanxi is in the geographical center of China. Only by dividing Shaanxi into northwest with traditional division will we give people a special impression. Here we mainly talk about the natural environment and customs of Shaanxi, but we won't describe the familiar history and humanities.

Shaanxi is generally divided into Guanzhong, southern Shaanxi and northern Shaanxi because of its complex terrain and diverse climate. Although they all belong to Shaanxi, the climate, landforms, customs and eating habits are very different. Hanzhong, Ankang, Shangluo and other places in southern Shaanxi are all located at the southern foot of Qinling Mountain because of their geographical location. Since ancient times, rice has been the staple food, and their land of fish and rice is like a water town in the south of the Yangtze River. Their tastes, languages and customs are biased towards Sichuan and Chongqing. Guanzhong lies between Qinling Mountains and Beishan Mountains, with a flat terrain. Qinchuan in 800 Li refers to the land of Guanzhong. The Weihe River runs through Guanzhong, and many rivers are dotted (although many have dried up now). It is the traditional main grain and melon producing area in China, and it was known as "Land of Abundance" in ancient times. Traditional delicacies such as Biangbiang noodles, Chinese hamburger and minced meat noodles are mainly spread here. Northern Shaanxi is located in the Loess Plateau, with dry climate and ravines. Traditionally, grazing is the main method. In recent years, due to the national policy of returning farmland to forests, animal husbandry has basically withdrawn and the environment has recovered well. Basically, it is green everywhere, and the mountains are full of ink. Because of the terrain and climate characteristics, the staple food in northern Shaanxi is mostly miscellaneous grains such as millet and potatoes, which is similar to that in Shanxi and other places.

Shaanxi gives many people the impression that it is remote, poor and backward. In fact, this is only a one-sided impression, and the real Shaanxi is not the case. Shaanxi's overall economic situation is underdeveloped, but with the support of the country's western development and the construction of the Belt and Road, its economy has developed rapidly in recent years. Although it can't catch up with the developed areas such as the eastern coast, the growth rate and per capita income are not low, and it is generally in the middle and upper reaches of the country. Of course, due to the influence and limitation of the natural environment, the development of Shaanxi is not balanced. The overall development of southern Shaanxi is slow and the per capita income is not high. Northern Shaanxi is dominated by energy industry, rich in natural resources such as oil, gas and coal, and the per capita income is generally high. Guanzhong area is a traditional agricultural area in China, with a large number of industries, balanced overall development and full stamina.

Due to the importance of the national third-line construction and its geographical location, Shaanxi has a large number of military scientific research institutions and a large number of institutions of higher learning, and its overall scientific research strength ranks among the top in the country. Many military enterprises in Xi, Baoji, Xianyang and Hanzhong have provided important guarantee and support for China's national defense construction. Xi Jiaotong University, Xigong University, xidian university and other universities have trained a large number of high-quality talents for China and made great contributions to national modernization. Subject to the particularity of the military industry, Shaanxi gives people the impression that agriculture is average and industry is backward, but this is only the appearance.

To truly understand Shaanxi, please enter the land of Sanqin, feel its massiness with your own steps, and explore its modernity with your own eyes.

Shaanxi is a good place.

The world-famous Terracotta Warriors and Horses are located in Lintong, Xi, Shaanxi.

There is Huashan Mountain in the east, which is dangerous.

Huaqingchi is at the foot of Mount Li, with beautiful scenery. The climate is suitable and the air is fresh. Beautiful scenery is not an exaggeration.

Located in Guanzhong plain, the soil is hard and thick, without stratigraphic fault zone and destructive earthquake.

How dry it is, there is no flood.

The emperors of the thirteenth dynasties all built their capitals in Chang 'an. In ancient times, there were able people, and Mr. Feng Shui would choose a site.

There is a big wild goose pagoda in Xi 'an, and the Tang Priest has gone to fetch scriptures.

Shaanxi people are generous, and they like to shout in Shaanxi.

Speak close to Mandarin.

Shaanxi people can skip rice for ten days, but they can't skip pasta for a meal.

Picture, fried noodles, noodles with strips, donkey hoof noodles, loose noodles, fine noodles, wide noodles, rolled noodles, Lanzhou beef Lamian Noodles, Qishan whistle noodles, minced meat mixed noodles and Huxian soft noodles.

Want to eat jiaozi is also a broken thing.

There are countless things.

Most people in Shaanxi like to eat steamed buns, and they have to eat steamed buns when they eat noodles.

Just eat once every few days for a change.

Rural people in Shaanxi like to eat with big bowls and gossip outside the door.

Speak loudly and never whisper. Be honest and generous to others.

Don't you sit down and eat oranges?

If you have a meal without oil, you will mumble.

I'm not going to elaborate on the eight major blames.

This is the characteristic of Shaanxi people.