40 online popular classic domineering quotations 20 19

1, do what you want, otherwise, let pigs talk nonsense.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

3. Drunk friends are stupid, and loved ones are stupid.

There is a lot of pressure recently, and eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others.

5, always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will feel a little old. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

6, forcing death is only an instant, shameless that is eternal!

7. If something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. If the roots are deep, you can't pull them out even if you want to.

8. There is an attitude that is affectionate and righteous, and a state that is nothing to look for.

9. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

10, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

1 1. Some people are so tender that they come out when they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

12, Yue Lao, did you break my red rope?

13. In the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

14, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

15, there are more and more monsters in this world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Taoists.

16, I didn't know that dinosaurs could appear again until I met you.

17, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

18, most men think with their lower bodies, but I am different. I think all problems are thought with the upper body, although I think with the lower body.

19, most people don't say that I am handsome, but generally only say that I am born domineering.

20. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to be vague.

2 1. Vulgar is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work-

22. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

23. Go up if you have difficulties, and make difficulties if you don't have difficulties.

24. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

26. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

27. What is a mistress? At best, he is only one person.

28. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, and thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.

30. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

3 1, Niu 13 news broadcast means that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a news completely.

32, happiness is good, don't sun, because too much sun will dry sooner or later, so keep a low profile.

33. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.

34. If you have money, you can say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

35. I know you don't treat me like a number. In fact, I have never paid attention to you.

36. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

37. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

38. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.

39. Summer is not good. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind.

40. Don't despise me yet. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise you when it's your time.

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1, my future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

I only have one love, either I don't give it or I have to give it, that's all.

Since the whole world is pretending, forget it, then I will pretend to be bad.

4. The places you have been, the roads you have traveled, the people you have loved, and the days you spent together.

5. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

6. I have been in Jianghu, but there is no legend of my brother in Jianghu.

7. You can't look down on a good girl like me, boy. Do you like men?

8. I like that I am following the correct path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

9. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite.

10, a sister paper sent to Weibo: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: it is ok to buy things without giving money.

1 1, whoever dares to put a leg in my love, I will chop your leg!

12, as a typical loser, you are so successful!

13, a bird can fly because it has wings; Man can fly because he is dreaming.

14, men are like a dollar coin, with two sides.

15, I survived when the whole class caught a cold and died. Now they are all well, and I was killed.

16, the car is a bicycle, the house is a rented house, and my brother is also a suspension spring generation with a house and a car.

17, I suggest you know what you look like!

18, when leaving. I really want to do one thing, that is, put that sentence. I love you! Say it.

19, the so-called successful woman is, cow B during the day, cow B at night, fucking cow.

20. Today is really a bad day, suitable for buying lottery tickets.

2 1, family members speak with one ear, while outsiders speak in Jin Zijing.

22. I will not go to school. My first dream is to sell spicy strips in America!

23. In this world, there are mothers and children's mothers all over the street.

24. Solemnly declare that my QQ has been stolen! If you are asked to remit money, please call names directly.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

26. If you love him, you must lock him in the house. If he tries to escape, break his leg.

27. Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.

28, the world is too dark, the heart is too dark,/we are too fake, love is too stupid.

29. Even if he has a thousand bad things, he will not live up to them. After all, he is the person I loved.

30. Prosperity is exhausted, and midnight is like water smoke.

3 1, I can't find someone I like better for the time being, so I will wronged you first, and then I will like you for a while.

32. I am not bossy now. Do you have to wait until you are old to run around laughing?

Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.

34. Dumping people, of course, is to return to the earth happily and meet the forest carefree.

Sometimes, I really love him too much and don't want to disturb him.

36. Money can be spent, but brothers can't spend it all. Don't lose your brother for a little money.

I don't care about those gossips, because they are just a group of barking mad dogs.

38. The teacher said that you always go to the toilet, and there are two words "rogue" on your forehead.

39. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

40. Confucius can't help you solve the problem, but Lao Tzu can help you solve it.

4 1. No one in this world will look down on you because everyone is too busy to look at you.

42. Freshmen are familiar with each other; The younger brother of the second grade fell in love; It's time for the senior high school entrance examination.

If Newton sat under the durian tree, our exam would be much easier.

44. Don't live in other people's mouths, don't live in other people's eyes, and control your destiny in your own hands.

45. Sometimes I don't whisper, just to give you a chance to see my handsome face more.

46. Boyfriend plays League of Legends and ignores you. My partner ignored me because he played Tetris.

47. Things often change people, but people can't change things.

48. School, school, since you stopped us from falling in love, why did you send us couples' clothes?

49. On the first day of registration, my first thought was not how the school was, but how many beautiful women there were.

50. Love is like a king of destruction. It always treats discarded items as treasures, and it is true.

5 1, this exam should have been a blockbuster, but when the test paper was handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.

I regret not telling you how much I love you.

I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high!

54. Everyone must have played with magnets, but 100% didn't buy them.

55. When we really love, we find that love is really gone.

If you want to compete with tigers who can starve to death more, you win.

57. For some people, I just want to say, why doesn't the country use your face to study imitation bulletproof vests?

58. Maybe you think I'm on a whim, but congratulations on doing it right.

59. People who always say "nothing" do not mean that they are tolerant. Sometimes he is just looking for a cigarette.

60, explosion, not letting firefighters go again, so distressed! Let my ex-boyfriend go!

6 1, what people live for, is for red * * *.

62. I was bored and sang to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

63. One person's efforts can never determine the relationship between two people!

All my goldfish have died since I was with you. It says you smell like a cat.

65. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to stay with me?

66. I want to eat lollipops. How about we split it 50/50? Yeah, well, I eat sugar, and you eat it very well.

67. Maybe my eyes will be red because of loneliness, and I will smile because of warm memories.

68. When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

69. Stupidity is contagious. Don't come near me, I'm witty.

70. You are my tenderness, giving me everything instead of all my sadness.

7 1, when things happen, we should first find the reason from ourselves, and don't complain that the earth is unattractive as soon as we can't shit.

72. I have never met adversity since I learned to accept it.

73. The road to success is straight and wide! However, I still keep turning! In the end, it was just a turn!

74. It's not your fault that your head is stupid, but it's your fault that your head is flooded!

75. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

76. If you don't tell jokes, others will laugh because you are a joke.

77. I estimate that if you do your homework for one minute, you will reward yourself for surfing the Internet for one hour.

78. Deliberately study, work, live and live like individuals!

79. You can find reasons to be sad, and you will certainly find reasons to be happy.

80. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

8 1, forgiving others is to leave room for manoeuvre in your heart.

82. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

83. What is loneliness? That is, you spent 50 yuan on the phone bill for three months, and you haven't used it up yet. In the end, you just let the monthly rent be deducted.

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1, I have never eaten pork, and I have never heard of the price increase of pork!

2. Advertisements can be seen, but things in advertisements must not be bought.

3, rich people are uncles! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

5, the star can be more famous if he takes off a little, but I was caught naked!

6, now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many people who are not men and women now!

7. The mosquito was really angry after biting you, but what was even more angry was that it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

8. What does penis mean? A: Two chickens!

9. What do you think most about when standing in the bungee jumping place? Anyway, I want to pee most!

10, there is only one purpose of making money: consumption. Less money is your own, more money is everyone's, and more money is people's, so it is called RMB.

1 1, I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!

12, I don't know whether people will go to heaven or hell after death. I'm going to the crematorium anyway!

13, the wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong men don't stop diarrhea!

14. When I was having dinner with my friend, my friend gave me a bullwhip and said that I could make up for what I ate.

15, I suddenly realized, looked back at my ass and said sadly, "I ate too much chicken ass when I was a child!" " "

16, fairy collocation tells the story of Yong Dong riding a fairy!

17, the clouds in the sky will really deform, and they will become N-type and C-type!

18, I caught a frog and put it in the water to learn' breaststroke' from the frog. I learned it in a few days!

19, I caught another dog and threw it into the water. I learned to' plane the dog' in a few days!

20. I caught another sheep and put it in the water to learn backstroke. A few days later, the sheep died!

2 1, suddenly one day when I wanted to learn' butterfly', my father was scared away!

22. I really don't know whether the current game is for people or for people.

23. The food in the canteen is terrible, but after eating the food cooked by my wife, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!

24. I am really not handsome! I'm more handsome than a cricket!

25. Patient: "Doctor! How can we completely treat beriberi? " Doctor: "Easy! Feed your feet to the dog and you will say goodbye to beriberi completely! "

26. A woman of about 40 years old next door called my mother's aunt, but I called her aunt. Her husband calls me big brother, her son calls me uncle and I call him little brother. Her son called me aunt mom! (The world is in chaos)

27. The highest level of drinking beer is' only drink without peeing'!

28. People who don't drink too much say they drink too much. People who are really drunk are throwing up outside!

29. Q: What about insomnia at night? A: Working at night!

Water is the source of life, so my mother named me aquatic.

3 1. Later, I found that there is another animal called' livestock' which is the original source of life.

I wear a watch every time I go to physical education class, because I am the representative of physical education class!

34. When surfing the Internet, the most feared thing is' disconnection'. What is more terrible than the disconnection of the network is the' power failure in the whole province'.

35. The measure of beauty is not the face or figure, but the scale!

36. I found that I am really a' genius'. Note: this is an abbreviated version, and it is complete (inherently useless)

37. I finally found a way to stay young, that is, take more photos!

As long as I can live for a thousand years, I'd rather be a turtle.

39. I once wanted to be a martyr. Later, after knowing what martyr means, I decided to become a fire fighter!

4 1, the night is dark again! No black boss's heart!

42. I never save money because I never have money.

43. Time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

44. Are pesticides for grass or people? (Feeling at the gate of the gastric lavage room in the hospital)

45. It's ignorance to see people who commit suicide either jump off a building or hang themselves. If I were you, I would shout, "doctor, bring me a bag of penicillin!" I'm allergic to penicillin and in severe shock.

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1, teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and old people make them cry.

2. What would you do if your opponent fell into the water and you could swim?

3. I just want to know Xueba: What happened in your junior high school that reduced you to my school?

4. Hold me tight, hold me tight, okay? I'm the only one who knows you.

5. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

6. Don't the whole world know that I like you?

7. Does your family know that there will be so much homework as soon as the winter vacation comes?

8.[ Kaka, computer, your card is driving me crazy]

9. I hate warm beds. I want to go to the bathroom again!

10, I said to my girlfriend, local tyrants, local tyrants, let's be friends. My girlfriend rolled her eyes and said to me, Eupolyphaga, let's be friends.

1 1. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read.

12, feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

13. The most traditional way to have a snowball fight in Northeast China is to go there alone, knock down a person, and then a bunch of people appear and bury this person.

14, in fact, life is like your uneven face, full of defects.

15, is the RMB depreciating too fast or the price rising too fast!

16, don't open your mouth so wide when you talk, I can see shit when I look down at my throat!

17, why don't pies fall from the sky? You want to starve me!

18, not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

19, my mind and vision are too small to hold so many useless people!

20. I am willing to hold your hand and change from a wife to an old woman!

2 1, the little girls dream of finding a white horse. When they open their eyes, the whole world is a gray donkey, so they can only choose a strong one from the donkey. This donkey is; Affordable men.

22. It is not easy to take a day off. Wake up and find it's time to go to bed again!

23, what's sad, cry, let everyone smile!

24. Some people are simply four, except for two or two.

25, even the best screen name finally lost to speech!

26. If you mess with me again, I will spit on your face!

27. I've always wanted to go to college to make a girlfriend, but going to college is terrible. There are only two girls in our class. To make matters worse, those two girls get along well!