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What's funny about Spring Festival travel rush craze and Spring Festival travel rush craze?

1, endless waiting can't stop homesickness. I think of my mother's exhortation when I left home, and the affection in my mother's eyes when I got home is still full of warmth in the cold wind center!

2, it is difficult to buy tickets, it is troublesome to buy tickets, and it is hard to say when waiting in line. The mouth is talking about Amitabha, but the spirit of praying at the foot of Buddha has not appeared for the time being. Swear to be a devout Buddhist, become a Buddha and an immortal in the afterlife, and come and go freely without buying tickets or queuing.

3. Spring Festival travel rush grabs tickets: Look up at the sky. When there is a ticket, the sky does not answer, but the trafficker answers. He has two scalper tickets in his pocket. Do you want to change it? Give or not? I haven't slept for three days in order to wait for you!

4, the railway connects the four seas, but one ticket is hard to find. The system changes every year. Outside the railway station, there is still a sea of people. If you want to get up early, you have to stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who go home, buy tickets to go home as soon as possible!

5. I hope you are eager to wear it; Miss you so much that I can't sleep; Crowded for you; Hating you makes me uneasy.