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Beidaihe travel guide

I always wanted to visit Beidaihe, and finally my daughter-in-law and I took a three-day vacation. We are not afraid of jokes. We have never even taken a train before ... We have seen many notices about Beidaihe tourism on the website, such as where to live, how to buy things, how to play and so on. We are a little crazy about it ... well, without further ado, we bought a train ticket, 12. To Beidaihe ... the train is very smooth, and it doesn't make much difference to take the subway in peacetime. The soft seat is more comfortable, with a small table and notebook to play with, but the wireless signal on the road is intermittent, which is not convenient to play. I'd better watch my own movie. You can ask the conductor for hot water on the train, and there are often snacks magazines and the like. The price is not cheap. (The picture shows that the train goes to 5 yuan and goes out to buy 2 yuan.) There is a bathroom (it can only be used when the train is running ...) We take the air-conditioned express train, there is a smoking area, and there is an ashtray at the junction of the carriages, which is very comfortable. ...

I watched too many online hotels before, and I was fascinated ... I don't know where to live, I said it was in Liu Zhuang and Liu Zhuang. I thought I could stay in the right room or find a hotel. "The price in my heart is around 200 (the hotel is definitely expensive, but the location is definitely better, and the hardware facilities will be more perfect, such as spacious rooms with good lighting and services. It is generally said that the service in Beidaihe is poor, so it doesn't matter.

Get down to business! ! Attention! ! Let's talk about it in detail ... As a result, the train arrived at the station for about 40 minutes, and the train compartment began to broadcast "Now Beidaihe tourism is at its peak, and room reservations will be tight." We have a partner or something, we can recommend a hotel for you to stay in, and we will ask our staff to go to your seat ... "Just what I want, (really beautiful) and my wife. I asked a little brother in a blue shirt with a railway work permit. He said he lived in an electronic sanatorium, standard room 180, and the stranger went to 220 himself. If there is a free car to pick you up to see the house, if it is suitable, you can stay, if it is not suitable, you can stay ... I also specifically asked: Is this linked to the railway bureau or something ... He said yes, absolutely no problem, I will return it. I was quite at ease with what I said, so I thought about it and went to see it. Then he gave me a red business card and said that a special car would pick me up when I got off the bus. In this way, I got off the bus and followed the crowd out. I didn't see those blue shirts ... I thought forget it. Find a bus stop and go to Liu Zhuang first. As a result, I happened to meet a minivan with the brand of electronic sanatorium. Well, go on, there will be a car full of people soon. Finally, four or five blue shirts got on the bus, driving and wearing glasses. Such a unshaven "SB thing" with a trumpet began to act as a tour guide. I said I should pay attention to this business and not be cheated. You can organize to go out to play in the afternoon after seeing the room. I went to Nandaihe at one o'clock this afternoon ... Who wanted to sign up first, but there was no one in the car ... Turn left and turn right to the hotel, about 10. Go in and say show us the room on the second floor first. The hotel is quite big, but there is no double bed on the second floor, and the room is spacious and clean. I said it was impossible to live there, and people would say, just push the two beds together for you ... then who wants to? 180 doesn't even have a double bed. The man said that there is a double bed on the first floor, and there are people living here. He 12 checked out and said he would show us around. I don't think it's appropriate. After all, people are still alive. ) As a result, the waiter and the sb tour guide knocked on the door, and people said it was inconvenient to open the door. It will change your face ... Then you can book a room first. I said I couldn't decide. After all, I haven't seen the house yet. Who knows what is going on? In case someone still lives and the money is paid, we can make do with two single beds in the afternoon. Fortunately, I don't have time to bother me with the computer. When I got my business card on the train, I checked the electronic sanatorium. As a result, there are really too few resources, but no one has scolded them yet. Standard room 180, no discount is 180. ) I say this is too expensive. I said the discount is 180, and the online quotation is still 180. As a result, a woman came downstairs and said. We can discuss the price again. .....

I'm tired of messing around here, and I want to leave. As a result, four or five people refused to let us go. What about someone? No, I'll find you another hotel with a bed ... it's more annoying to go back and forth, drag my daughter-in-law out, and then tell me not to go. When I get to the door, I'll stop there and start screaming. Let's leave now. You have to give me the fare to get here from the railway station. Even if you didn't let me go, you didn't take me away, so you kept yelling at that guy like a fucking dog! ! I'm not in a hurry to bring dirty words or anything. I like Cao. Then three or four people went back. I had a Swiss army knife in my pocket. I want to play with mud. I will go with you. No one should fall behind. You don't even know my last name anyway. Beijing is a big place. Come and see me. But what about your door? Come on, then y said you should call the police. I've seen this many times! Then call Bai. I called 1 10. I asked him where this was. Turns out it wasn't the electronic sanatorium on the business card. The light box at the door is different from the signboard inside. I really forgot my name. It's a waste of time to have Y at the door. Y went to Cao, and an acquaintance rushed over to greet people and told them that we didn't give money by car ... everyone had to talk about it, and then we called 1 10,10 for more than 65438 minutes, saying that the police were out on duty, maybe. I play gossip, 1 10. Your family was busy when it opened, it would take at least half an hour ... There was also a southern family who was stopped with us, and the family was too lazy to speak loudly. As a result, they shamelessly discussed with him and said that they would give him money after the fare passed, but they gave it to four adults, but the money for the children was not given, and Y was with the pretender. What's more, you Beijingers don't even give 5 yuan when you go out to play, and you also went to school or something! After a while, one person can't do it in 5 yuan, and one person 10 yuan. This is what bothers me the most. If you have something to say, why do you drag everyone else into it? You Beidaihe people are all good! How can you be just a Cao? ! ! ! ! Not that we care about five dollars! Who comes out to play, at least without a thousand eight hundred? I can't swallow this tone! ! That's all you have. You're just hanging around with 5 yuan 10 yuan. You have to keep an eye on him. This 10 is 20 yuan. This tone must be fought for! ! ! ! My heart says that this Cao line must give Y a bloody gourd ladle at my door! Y won't shout for a while, I'm tired. She and her acquaintances at the nearby food stall got a chair and sat there, pretending to be calm and looking at his 10 yuan. My cat eats canned food 10. Y is worse than an animal, that's all. This is a waste of time. Let's see who is in a hurry. I will call four or five blue shirts outside the hotel and let him go. I'm sure I'm going out to the train station to cheat again. You can't leave! Anyway, we have three days' holiday, so we are not afraid to waste it with you. When the police come, we will give you 10 yuan, but not 20 yuan. At night 1 Isn't it a lie to go to the park? I don't know who is worth it! Hehehe, I'm not afraid. It doesn't matter if I miss a day and a half. Just watch. I'll call you later. I can't leave. People will call you at least two or three times. Hehe, our mouth called beauty is dry. When we open the bag, we drink and eat water, sit on the side of the road and play with our mobile phones, just like YSB. Who knows if it hurts! The police really did. It only took us an hour and a half to make five phone calls before we came ... Two older people came to scold him and said that there were hotels! He is lying! Good hotels don't accept people ... I showed the police the red business card given to me on the train, and the police asked him to find the young man who gave me the business card. I said, keep the change. I left early. When you find someone, you are one of them! You can't talk to us! Later, I went to register my ID card and his ID card, recorded them and asked if we could mediate. My daughter-in-law said that if you don't mediate, you police can't face the locals. You have to make decisions for us. The police said that if they did not accept mediation, they could only complain to the Tourism Bureau. Then we can talk about mediation later. Y said confidently1everyone in 0 yuan (look, that's all). 1what did the 0 yuan police say? ! Come on! Give me five dollars! I said ok, I don't have any change here, so my wife took out 10 yuan and threw it in Y's face! I didn't throw it. I fell to the ground. I turned my head and left. The policeman looked at it and said, how can you have this attitude? I quickly went up and sang a good policeman. I'm sorry! Too grumpy! I'll talk about her later! Picked up the money and gave it to that idiot, patted Y on the shoulder. Forget it, calm down ... you still scolded, so you should slap you ... you are so great that you really want to slap me! Go for it! Ha ha ha ha, who knows! My daughter-in-law was waiting for me on the sidewalk, and a fat bald man next to the food stall asked me what was going on. It must be next to the food stall, and everyone must know each other. I told him in detail that we had to show the reasons, not just listen to him say that we don't give money, why don't we give money and let people know. Later, the man said that it was ... my friend had a house or something. Let's go and have a look. Forget it. Bye. I'd better find it myself. I'm sure many people think it's not worthwhile for me to struggle for this 10 dollar for half a day. Hi! Bored, play! Playing with people is more comfortable than hitting people. When I go back, I still want to complain about making false advertisements in the carriage of Beijing Railway Station. I am too lazy to go back. People must have spent money on publicity. Come back and tell everyone to avoid being cheated all the time. We were cheated, but we weren't. After reading our experience, I told my relatives and friends not to believe these beautiful-looking advertisements on the train. There are really not many good people. It took me a long time to type so many words. Friends who feel useful must help me! )

Attached to the book, after tossing, the corner is the intersection of Swan Castle. I wanted to choose my own hotel, but I was not in the mood. So I went to Liu Zhuang. How can I get to Liu Zhuang? Taking a taxi will make people darker? Forget it, I just wrote down the phone numbers of some good family hotels in the bar. Just call Liu and ask her to go to her house to see if it is suitable. She said she would pick us up and waited for about ten minutes. Look at this aunt, about the same age as my mother. She looks simple and comfortable. Take us to a taxi, 6 yuan to Liu Zhuang. She said his house was full and took me to the hotel opened by his son and friends, called Qingshun Hotel. His son is also very enthusiastic, in his twenties. He is fat and strong, and he speaks honestly. Look at this room. The room is not big. The bed, TV, patch panel and bathroom are all fine. You have everything you need. The sheets are clean. This is practical. Stay here and I won't mention the price. If you want to live here, you can discuss it with your boss yourself. Family hotels are definitely not expensive. After settling down, we went to eat and asked the boss where the restaurant of Third Sister was. Several people said that her cooking was delicious. The boss said there were rows of hutongs in the back street. There are streets on both sides of the hutong, which are seafood processing, restaurants and small commodities. The boss said that the food in that street is not as cheap as Third Sister's restaurant. The street of Sanjie Hotel is similar, and eating at the back is not expensive! There is no fire ahead. It took three or four minutes to get there. I passed a restaurant called Sisters before and almost went in by mistake. There are not a few people who come to Sanjie's restaurant for dinner. They ordered a fried bean, a fried conch, rice and beer and so on. I remember I couldn't drink beer until I finished it. As a result, I asked the waiter, and she said nothing ... It's ok to comment on fried beans. The conch stinks and the sand is not clean. It tastes a little ugly, and it's not as good as others say. The price of vegetables was not cheap, so it cost more than 10. Let's talk about seafood in the 1920s and 1930s. However, it is still within the acceptable range. After eating, I asked a big brother at the next table how to get to the seaside. He told me to follow this road. As a result, when I learned that he was also from Beijing and Mentougou, he was very enthusiastic. He told my son that Third Sister was okay and asked me to have a drink with him. We refused. He said that we would meet here in the evening and then went to the seaside with the crowd. As a result, I ate crabs in the hotel at night. We didn't bring our swimsuits, so we explored the road first. Not too close. It takes about 15 minutes to walk slowly. But the roadside is actually selling things, and I don't think it's too far. It's really fun to see your eyes at the seaside! Many people are playing with water and sand and going back to the hotel to get swimsuits. It is normal to wear swimsuits in the street, but girls usually wear a scarf to avoid being too exposed. Some men wear half sleeves, or big bath towels, and some don't care, just wear swimming trunks. The boss said that swimming at the seaside costs nothing, but renting cabinets costs money. As a result, we went shopping and bought gauze towels and bath towels, wrapped in them. My big bath towel and my daughter-in-law's scarf have all been cut to 30 yuan, which is not bad. Ask more questions when you buy things. Prices vary from family to family. As long as the price is right. Not much to say about playing in the water by the sea. There are many people, and it's quite lively. I rented cabinets, 30 yuan, and valuables, 50 yuan. By 9 pm, I forgot how much the deposit was. Change clothes for two or three yuan. Ignore those who take pictures at the seaside. As we all know, renting a swimming ring by the sea is not cheap, 30 yuan each. Maybe it's a few dollars on the roadside in Liu Zhuang. We brought one of our own, so we can have fun. There is nothing by the sea except broken shells. The whole shell must have fallen off after eating, not floating naturally ... I didn't see any small crabs on the beach. Most people walk to the left at the seaside where they swim. There are dozens of stones in the distance. There are many small fish there, which are very small. You can't catch them without a small net. We caught a lot of fish the next afternoon. There are often small crabs in the cracks of stones, which are very difficult to catch! ! ! Only one was caught. Then my daughter-in-law let them go. The best thing is to catch a small fish, as big as sesame and as full. It looks like a puffed fish, which is quite funny. Some people go to the roadside to buy nets, buckets and shovels. We bought a set, adding up to 10 yuan, so there is no need to haggle over the asking price. It's convenient to play with sand and catch small fish.

Go back to ask the boss to buy some seafood at night, not to mention never eating seafood back and forth in Beidaihe. The boss found an acquaintance, weighing 40 kg, not alive, but chilled. He said that the living also depend on oxygen for several days. Four big crabs, 130, make me feel not cheap, but crabs are big. I don't know if it's short or short, and I won't look. The boss said that the crab is good, the meat is full, and the stale crab meat has shrunk. Good crabs are not cheap, and the Dragon Boat Festival costs more than 70 yuan a catty. The crab seller said, you don't have to give money first, and then give money if you think the crab is not bad after eating. Forget it, I gave it at that time. It is estimated that the landlord will also collect some commission or something. It doesn't matter, as long as you live comfortably, people have to earn money. At least people have a good service attitude. I will tell you anything I ask and won't bother you. Unlike an early dog. Hurry up and spend this money! The boss said to help me do it. He said that the steamed food is delicious, and local people will only eat it when it is cooked. We're afraid we can't adapt. Give us some heavy oil, namely Jiang Mo, minced garlic, some soy sauce, more vinegar and some sesame oil. Four big crabs filled his big plate. This big plate is big enough! I think the diameter is about thirty centimeters. I asked for some processing fees, but the boss didn't. He said he didn't come to drink together, and the room was small. He helped me set a small table in the yard and the big crab served it. Usually don't drink white wine, but you can't eat seafood with beer. So I bought two bottles of Korean bamboo charcoal wine, brought a bag of Chacha peanuts, and drank some wine when chatting with my daughter-in-law, which was very pleasant. After dinner, I went shopping and visited the Olympic Park. It is said that there is a music fountain at night, but we didn't see it. It seems to be seven o'clock there. Nothing interesting. I got up too early and got out at five. I'm afraid I'll miss my first train ride. I took the subway and the train. I had a toss when I came, and I played with water in the afternoon ... I was sleepy after shopping for a while. After coming back, I took a shower and fell asleep until eight o'clock the next day. Bathing is not like many people say that there is no hot water for five minutes. No problem, the air conditioner is good and the refrigeration is fast. There are many TV stations, similar to home, not bad. It's just that his pillow is hard and it's really awkward to sleep. The quilt is a towel quilt. I don't like being covered with a towel. It has no sense of weight. This is purely a personal opinion ... how about staying at 180 for one night?

"Here need to explain" who is the care of the child whose mother died! ! ! I told you what I live in! ! ! Let's be realistic, no matter who is good! ! "

The third sister restaurant I went to when I got up the next day, the proprietress has a good memory! I said hello as soon as I saw that we were almost at the door. Here we go again! Let's sit where we were yesterday! I dare not ask for seafood, and I don't like it very much. I ordered a kung pao chicken, a preserved eggs in ginger sauce and two bundles of beer (beer is generally 5 yuan, rice is like a bowl of 2 yuan). The checkout is always in the range of 450. Preserved eggs in ginger sauce is ok, but kung pao chicken is not so good. It's all red oil. The chicken is a little old. There are many side dishes ... just make do. I didn't choose that Usually drinking a small bottle of coke is three yuan, not cold, but four yuan cold. I didn't drink much ... tourist city. After that, go for a walk near Nandaihe, and there is a bus from Liuzhuang Station on No.22 Road to the seaside bus station. I forgot which bus. I'm not going anywhere. On the way, I heard someone ask at the back which stop to get off at Nandaihe seaside. Someone told him it was Tianma Square. When we got there, we got off with them. After all, we walked on the boardwalk by the sea without swimsuits. I feel as if it is quite close to the water park, and the other side is not far from Xianluo Island. Let's go there to play. Tickets are 35.

There's an extra two or three dollars for insurance. I asked, this 35 includes the round-trip cable car. All you have to do is spend money on what you want to play on the island. It's good. It costs 50 to take a cable car in Xiangshan, Beijing, and 60 to take two one-way trips. It's worth just taking the cable car. The island is very small, and there are not many entertainment items on it, but I think it is definitely more reasonable than the seaside. There are beach motorcycles, a lap of 20 meters, bungee jumping at a height of 40 to 50 meters, which seems to be 180, and an inflatable boat rushing up a spiral slope. Well, I forgot the price. It's not expensive, but I didn't bring my swimsuit. Everyone was soaked. There are also small projects like parachutes, which are not interesting. We didn't play, so we watched others play. There was an episode when we went back by cable car. Halfway through, the power went out ... I felt a little confused and scared when the power went out, but it seemed that I left again after a few seconds, and I was shocked. .......

When I went back at noon, I decided not to go to Third Sister's house. I took a look and found a seafood restaurant called Meng Xin not far from Third Sister. His popularity seems ok. Still in kung pao chicken, I ordered a fern root powder and a Mapo tofu. Tofu is not delicious, neither spicy nor hemp, nor tasteless. Tofu is not hot enough inside. Kung pao chicken is more delicious than Third Sister's and tastes better. There are many side dishes. Fern root powder looks bad, but it tastes good. His family has Yanjing beer. When I looked at the packaging, it was not Beijing flavor. It's similar to what I used to drink in Tianjin. Yanjing is 8 yuan a bottle, and I asked for two bottles. As a result, it is not cold yet. I'd better drink snowflakes ... and the bill is over 50. Anyway, I don't eat much of these meals. Even if I eat less, I'm not very happy anyway. Third sister gave me too little iron squid. I wanted to buy some strings to try, but when I saw the squid whiskers on the table next to me, I stopped eating them. Go shopping for small commodities. There are so many people and things are not expensive. A street is brightly lit. After a while, I looked at my watch and it was almost 1 1 o. It is estimated that it will take 12 to close the stall. Living in Qingshun is not close to the seaside, but it is still possible to go to the seaside to see small commodities.

On the day I came, I asked the boss's father to buy tickets for us. Some tickets are very cheap and some are very expensive. It is said that all of them were taken away by ticket scalpers in advance. The air-conditioned express t5698 we bought leaves at 3: 40 p.m. Ticket 10 yuan. After getting up, I went to have a general look and bought some small commodities for my family, and then I came back quickly. 12 Check out. I packed all my things, and I specially put the small sharp shovel for digging sand in a convenient place (just in case, if I meet that sb again, let Y count, I can use it at any time). Before I left, I asked my boss for some business cards. When he saw us carrying bags, he said that he would take the trouble to go shopping, so I put them there first. I said no, so I strolled away. Look! ! This humanity! ! So what! ! Pearl necklaces are sold all over the street, and pearls are ground on the spot. I looked at the ones hanging outside, all around 30 yuan, but they were not very nice. 100 yuan in the counter, 123 yuan, 156 yuan. After seeing two or three stores, the boss was surprised. I was afraid that you would call it a fake pearl, so I shaved it for you face to face with small scissors. Choose whatever you want. If it's not a pearl, I'll tell you, just pick a pearl and scrape the surface with a pair of scissors. I want to buy one for my mother. My mother is fat, afraid they will look down on her. As a result, I tried it really short, and my daughter-in-law's neck was just right. The boss said she could help us get it, so I took a fancy to more than one hundred necklaces. After chopping many times ... I finally bought three necklaces with a price of 100 for 100 yuan, and took one apart and put on two more. It must be put back on for free ... you feel much more comfortable after buying it ... I think the price is right. .....

Take bus no.22, one stop, change to bus no.5 at Haibin bus station, and the railway station is at the end. People passing by Ji Fa Picking Sightseeing Park are too lazy to go down and have a look. After all, carrying a lot of things is very troublesome. As a result, I arrived at the railway station less than half past one. Beijing signed in 40 minutes in advance, which is very good. Almost everyone who comes early can stay in the car. Beidaihe is no good. Checking in 15 minutes in advance is too crowded and too hasty. Beidaihe is also desolate, there is no shopping center, and there is no fast food chain ... 1 the station arrives at half past ten, and the ticket is checked at half past three. There is a cold drink shop in the bus shelter. Stay and buy some cold drinks. Cold drink consumers can sit at a small table in a small fence, with two chairs and a small table 10 yuan. Playing computer games takes time. There are four people knitting stools and a bigger round table. Consumption seems as low as 30 yuan, which is good. An ice cream ball, 5 yuan, and a small bottle of Coke, 5 yuan. Let's each buy a set ... I feel much better when I get on the bus. When I got home, everything was fine at home. I really don't feel this way when I don't go out ... I ordered a kebab and drank four bottles of beer for several days. ..............