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Since you can’t be a lover, then be a stranger you don’t want to meet.

1. Women who treat me badly, curse you to be sucked dry by Hushubao.

2. Burn incense and kowtow to the Bodhisattva to bless Monk Tang’s long hair.

3. Little Times captured the friendship I envy!

4. Yes, I admit it, I still miss you and still love you, but what can I do? I'm not your only one.

5. Since you can’t be a lover, then be a stranger you don’t want to meet.

6. It is much stronger than the old one! I am a junior obstetrician. Early in the morning, a girl came for a prenatal check-up. Various tests showed that the due date was March 15th. Her husband insisted that it was definitely April 15th. He was about to explain further, but he was secretly pinched by the girl for no reason. Lower arm.

7. I will let him go and completely let go of everything about him.

8. Love does not have to be intimate, marriage needs to be kept fresh. Marriage without love is a mistake, love without marriage is a shortcoming.

9. Even if he still loves you, there are always some things that have really changed

10. I haven’t seen you smile for a long time. The last time I saw you was when you were talking to her. Seeing

11. Looking outward, one can know the breadth of existence, and looking inward, one can know the depth of existence.

12. At first you loved me, but in the end you gave up and I still have to express my grievances in thousands of words. How sad are you? Humorous and funny signature: If we can’t be lovers, then let’s be strangers

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Although I have never truly loved you, I never said I would let you go

The happy love in one second turned into a joke the next second

< p> I never regret anything I do, but I don’t want to pay attention to your promise

Since you don’t have the ability to give me a future, how can you find the courage to say forever

I see you You have walked too many roads and you have lost your way

I want you to regret what you have done, and I will return all the sadness to you

Memories are nothing, all the promises you made back then are It's all just lies

It's not that I'm in a bad mood, I just don't like you

Since you don't love me, why bother to force yourself to say such disgusting things

No Everyone is just as boring as you looking for scolding

Face is not for showing off, you have the capital and ability not to grow old

I don’t have to be shameless to flatter you, because I Know what incompetence is

My youth is not that gorgeous, it is just very luxurious

When you are here, I treat you as if you are no one, because you are transparent in my eyes.

Build your happiness on me, do you think you will be happy?

Don’t be obsessed with sister, she will make your nose bleed

Some things are related to Innate and indelible

If you can’t stay with me forever, don’t let me form a habit of relying on you

If you do anything to anyone who touches my bottom line, I think you are alive Are you tired of it?

I am really happy without you

To you, you are just a friend, but to me, you are a best friend in this life

Angels are just birds, demons are just bats

Charming people will be valued no matter what

Bitch is just a bitch, don’t publicize it everywhere

I am not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask me any questions and I have to answer them

Sometimes, I really want to get sick so that people can care about me

< p> Thank you that the person I once loved was not you, at least I would not be so heartbroken

A dog is always a dog, but sometimes a human is not a human

Betrayal is necessary for loyalists Of chips

Even a great person will get sick one day, and there will be a day when he falls down in the background

Apart from loving me, you have no other way to survive

Don’t think that you have taken over everything I have, I still have a brave heart

Don’t be so self-righteous that others have to look at your face, do you have what it takes

Good luck You are the king, if you don't get along well you are just a weed

I am never interested in your happiness, but I want to hear about your misfortune

I am who I am, not Whoever belongs to anyone, you are no exception

If we can’t be lovers, then let’s be strangers

I have always been strong and have never been cowardly to show you who I am< /p>

There are many dazzling people, but you are not one of them

In my opinion, you are meaner than anyone else

Don’t treat your sister like gold, sister In fact, it is a sparkling diamond

Will you feel comfortable without someone's love?

Please don't pretend in front of me, I just don't want to expose your hypocrisy That's all

If I can, I will give you the hurt I once gave you again

I'm not curious, I just wonder why you are still standing in front of me

If there are no ugly women, then the beauty that can bring out your beauty is a stranger

You have the nerve to lie to me, how can I not believe it?

Some people, we don’t have to Take it too seriously because it’s not worth it.

Bus is the most awesome compression software in the world.

WINRAR is so weak!

According to Ohm's law "V=IR", it can be deduced that AV=AIR, which proves that color is empty!

After searching for her for thousands of times, I suddenly looked back and looked around, seeing countless aunts and ladies.

As long as the hoe dances well, there is no wall that cannot be dug down.

Now I am fine, pretending to be fine

What should I do if I encounter a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

I don’t have access to your world

Cheating on exams, let’s work together. The main thing is to copy, and the disadvantage is to use deception. Copying and protection pass, who dares to inform, violence after class

A certain woman; "What do you like about me? Can't I change it?" A certain man; "I just like you but not me , you change it~~~”

The math exam was invigilated by three teachers. Risking your life, pass a note to him: Do you know the third question? After a while, the note said: I can!

If you were a cactus, I would be willing to endure all the pain to hold you.

The so-called maturity is to underestimate the things that were originally valued, and to value the things that were originally underestimated.

If my test scores could rise as fast as housing prices, how lovely this world would be.

Life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

All I can do now is to commemorate my passing years with a clumsy text.

Seeing in other people’s tracks my own, so serious and pious, but extremely sad footsteps, I want to cry when I think of myself trudging through so many mountains and rivers.

Youth is a bright sadness. I didn’t cry, but tears flowed down.

In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

I know you are not my forever, but I regard you as my forever

Sometimes, I don’t know what I am waiting for, just like I don’t know what is waiting for me I.

When you see through everything, you realize that losing is more practical than having.

Not keeping track of the days of falling in love is the determination that our time together will never end.

Love. It means heartache without reason and tolerance without preconditions.

When you are happy, you have to think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you have to think that this pain is not eternal.

Whenever you let go, there will be no worries.

Every trauma is a kind of maturity.

When you know the confusion, you are not pitiful. When you don’t know the confusion, you are the most pitiful.

The most popular phrase to talk about your mood: The so-called happiness is when a fool meets a fool, attracting the envy and jealousy of countless people.

I wish I could go back to the days we had under the stars.

He asked her: There are two people in this world, one says I love you, the other says I don’t. you. One day, if I don’t love you anymore and die, who will be left? She blushed and said softly: I love you. He asked again: If I love you to death, who will be left? She turned around and replied: I don't love you. He held her face and said: But I still love you.

A flashy life, forgotten for a season. There are empty memories, disrupting the lingering. The smile is gone, and I feel lonely. String, thinking about the Chinese years. Those years suddenly seemed like a dream. Just like running water, it will never return. Don’t cry goodbye, don’t complain about final sorrow.

No matter how hard you try, you may not be appreciated, and there will always be people who think it’s not enough. In this case, what qualifications do other people’s opinions have to make you give up on your dream?

The saucy will be saucy, and the saucy will have the chastity; the lowliness will be the lowliness, and the lowliness will have the dignity of the lowliness

Don’t set the bank card password to your girlfriend’s birthday, otherwise you will always have to change it too much Trouble

I wanted to delete my records after entering your space, but who would have thought that I don’t have access rights.

If you lose it, you lose it, so why torture yourself.

The upgraded version of a friend is a lover, and the advanced version of a lover is a stranger.

If you love, you will be crazy; if you don’t love, you will be strong.

How many people say they have given up even though they still love you.

I never dare to say I miss home when I call my mother!

It only takes three seconds to say the three words "I love you", three hours to explain, and a lifetime to prove.

You scold, you continue to scold, wait until the scolding is enough Tell me, I'm going to bed first!

What is romance? Walking in the rain? If two people are in love with each other, doing nothing. It will definitely feel romantic. Otherwise, even if the two of you sit on the moon and date, it will not feel romantic.

In fact, I am always standing behind you, but I squat when you turn around. When I get down, I'm only a breath away, but you can't see me. Tell me a heart-wrenching sentence: From stranger to stranger, that's our story

1. You. After leaving, everything seems to be a reason to squat down and cry. 2. From stranger to stranger, that is our story. Once, I shared all my secrets with you, but now, you have become the secret in my heart.

4. The green plums wither and the bamboo horses grow old. From now on, everyone I love will be like you. .

5. The most painful way to leave in this world is that from the moment you separate, you have no way to enter his life again, but he is everywhere in your life. /p>

6. She can love smoking, drinking, self-mutilation, and blood, but she can never fall in love with anyone.

7. You said you would love me forever, I was so stupid. I actually forgot to ask whether it is this life or the next life. 8. Many things are not as expected, such as I love you and you love her. 9. Do you think that instant love is true? ? That’s because he’s been playing on his phone but not chatting with you.

10. Have you ever tried to look back at your chat history with someone, from the beginning to now? I laughed, laughed and cried. I approached you from a stranger and then became a stranger again. 11. What are you wrong about? You are not the only one in this world who cannot love you. /p>

12. He is quite good, mature, humorous and rigorous. The only drawback is that he doesn’t love you. 13. I liked you so much before, but now I only have one. No.

14. When you give your heart away, you can’t get it back unscathed. 15. There is a person who teaches you how to love. But I don’t love you anymore. From now on, I will never go out of my way to love someone, even you. I finally understand that there is only one true love in this life, and no matter how lingering the love is, it will never happen again. It hurts again.

16. You say I have never been in a serious relationship, but you don’t know how miserable I am when I do.

17. It doesn't matter how tactfully you say it, such as leaving.

18. Grief just pulls out the dagger stuck in the heart and shows it to others, and it only splatters others with blood.

19. If you don't want to answer my call, just say so. Don't always ask China Mobile to say sorry for you.

20. What are you most afraid of? He left me, but that was before. What about now? There is nothing to be afraid of. Why did he leave?

21. I have given the most beautiful sincerity and received the kindest ruthlessness.

22. Lonely people are best at pretending they are busy.

23. I thought I owned the whole of you, but in fact it was just a shadow. It was messed up when the wind blew, broken when the rocks fell, and scattered when the boat came.

24. Don't blame others for disappointing you, blame yourself for expecting too much.

25. From meeting to parting, the only tacit understanding we had was that you never showed up again and I never mentioned you again.

26. I don’t think I need the inexplicable coldness and the overdue warmth.

27. Afraid of seeing each other again, but also worried that we will never see each other again.

28. My hair is cut shorter and shorter, my clothes become simpler and simpler, I go to bed earlier and earlier, and I care less and less.

29. I will laugh every time I meet you, and shed tears when I turn around.

30. When your enthusiasm becomes an annoyance to him, it is wise to stop when enough is enough. Although human emotions need to be cultivated, unwelcome initiative will only become cheaper and more avoidable.