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I gave it to myself on Tanabata.

1, I need a boyfriend to help me with my lessons on Tanabata.

2, Tanabata with yourself, you can save money, no rival in love.

Smile when you are single, because if you don't smile, your ex-partner will smile like a dog.

4, after six or eight nights, but Tanabata.

I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

6. How was Tanabata? I can only laugh it off.

7. Don't tell me Happy Tanabata, and don't ask me where I'm going. I just play Lianliankan at home and ruin a couple.

8. People who say "Long live single" on Tanabata will keep silent when they see couples.

9, obviously not single, Tanabata is still a person.

10, on Valentine's Day today, I saw a boy send a girl pigeon downstairs, and I spilled a bucket of water. "I heard that rainy days are more suitable for eating chocolate!"

1 1. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

12, Tanabata, is the date day of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. What's so interesting about you two?

13, you don't have to make love because of loneliness. You have to believe that there is plenty of time to meet better people in the years, and you can always afford a right relationship.

14, you should protect yourself now, just like you never know which comes first, surprise or accident. The person who loves you and the person you love appear first, so you should leave the best of yourself to the person who will accompany you through life.