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In short, the classic quotation Weibo.

Weibo 1. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

I have only one youth. I don't want to disappoint anyone. You are sincere to me.

I will come back, even if I will die.

There are some things that I never have a chance to do, but I don't want to do it again when I have a chance.

Don't think that you can get clean by drinking pure milk every day.

6. You are like a door to me, separating me from the outside world.

7. It is enough to be yourself, and don't care what others say.

8. No matter how enthusiastic you are, you can't stand indifference, and no matter who loves you, you can't stand being left out.

9. There are always people who blatantly hurt you under the guise of caring. Dare you deny it?

10, people are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute.

1 1, the secret of maintaining friendship is proper restriction.

12, my heart once again stopped on the wound that was painful for him yesterday.

13, who should be robbed by who, who became who's obsession?

14, it is God's business to forgive you, and mine is to send you to see God.

15, the road to success is always under construction.

16, I always feel that something is going to happen, and I am inexplicably uneasy.

17, be good, don't be angry, we don't have the same knowledge as people on earth.

18, when I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

19, there are thousands of reasons for success, but if the will is weak, all the reasons are useless.

20. I have to pretend that I don't care about something. At least after I leave, my heart won't hurt so much.

2 1. Do you often act like a fool in the middle of the night and wonder why you can't sleep?

22. What really touches people is not ideas, but young courage.

23. The happiest thing in this world is that the person you love loves you.

24. Later, you drank his wine and said that you would go with him for life.

25. I can't see your figure, and loneliness begins to stir and devour my soul.

26. Life always brings us countless pains and just wants us to be indestructible.

27. When you are most helpless, you will gradually give up dependence on anyone.

28. Have you ever said that you are offline? In fact, you are invisible online.

29. I am not a generous person, and I never want to share those people I care about with others.

Even if we can't be together in the end, I will still be grateful to have you in my life.

3 1, life is a play, with a beating beginning and an unknown ending.

32. I really want to ask if you have a song that will remind you of me when you sing it.

33. It won't keep snowing. Will you always be by my side?

34. Who makes you look sad when you see your thoughts every night?

35. I look at my life in a lost story.

36. Time is a genius screenwriter, and I am your next episode.

37. The most precious thing in the world is time; Nothing in the world is more extravagant than wasting time.

38. Thank you for being with me in a happy time. I will love you all my life.

39. I won't take what I lost, and I won't let go of what I got.

40. Only stupid people cry and beg to be trusted.

4 1, I will grow into what you like in the next life, and then I don't like you.

Many years ago, you bought my life with a smile.

43. I have thought about all five words, and I have made special efforts to achieve only the first four.

44. You should let go of the past that time can't keep.

45. Time has taken away our wounds, but left a scar forever.

46. When I decided to break up with some bitches, I wanted to give myself a compliment every second!

47. I'm going back to earth. You should find a Martian to live a good life.

48. Don't be nice to others easily, because it will only make others think that your kindness is cheap.

49. I just want to prove to you that I am happy to dump you.

50. This flower has just opened, but she needs watering. She needs watering.

5 1, I will forget you, just like you want to forget me.

52. Success is because of yourself, and failure is also because of yourself.

53. When something happens, my sister is short. Who cares about my sister?

54. Those vows of eternal love can't resist the passage of time after all.

55. Don't ask me how I'm doing. No, you can't help me, and it's not your credit.

56. Wenneng drew a force on the paper, and Wuneng put a wife on the bed.

57. The saddest thing is that people who don't want to die don't take you seriously.

58, a mistake, half-life ups and downs.

No one can love you as much as I do.

60. The most beautiful love is not being together, but being disgusted with each other. True love is inseparable from distance.

6 1. When he said he loved you, he didn't mean it. Don't be moved easily.

62. Someone can make you suffer, which shows that you are not practicing enough.

63. I have an ending and a process, and then I feel greedy when I struggle with myself.

64. Waiting for the hug of the person you love most is the happiest thing in my life.

65. Time is behind me. It can't see my face. I can't hide from it.

66. Quarrel over love often ends in a happy homonym.

67. Every end is a new beginning.

68. Clouds of thoughts tossed and turned, and finally landed in my palm.

69. Since then, no one dares to talk to me about you, and no one knows how much I want to hear about you.

Knowledge can't replace friendship, so I would rather be a fool than lose you.

7 1, the world is not as perfect as I thought, is it?

72. Girls with long eyelashes just want to be happy, just like candy just wants to be sweet.

73. The game is over, and we lost time after all.

74. It is a kind of self-confidence to smile calmly when you are despised.

75. When I traded innocence for a cigarette, I left myself.

76. I have ten thousand reasons to care about you, but I lack one who can care about your identity.

77. I really can't feel your concern, even a little.

I can't deny myself. I can't deny this relationship. I just love you more than I thought.

79. I count your smiles every day, but you were so lonely when you were in Lian Xiao.

80. The last thing I should do is to fall in love with you when I don't know how to love.

8 1, hold hands and break up. Hehe reality, this is your love.

82. The sun always favors sunflowers, but unfortunately I am not that sunflower.

83. Don't regret if you give up. You shouldn't remember it if you lose it.

84. It used to be so good, but now it's strange.

85. Eating all your health, gambling and whoring are all dead ends.

86. Honey, it's not that I don't love you anymore, but that the love of three people is too crowded, and I'm afraid you will suffocate.

87. I know you still care about me. That's enough. I will wait until the day when you are tired of playing.

88. Who doesn't like the story of getting married by holding hands?

89. For the strong, pay attention to their souls; For the weak, he is concerned about their survival.

90, a hard work and a harvest, not necessarily; There is no doubt that no pains, no gains.

9 1, some people like to take advantage and want to have children as soon as they hear the painless abortion discount.

92. I love you very much. Only when you have love can I feel at ease.

93. Always remember to be grateful to those who have helped you in your life.

94. You left without warning, which made my attachment endless.

95. I love you enough. I hope to walk hand in hand to the end of happiness.

96. Maybe you can't afford the future I want.

97. If you hurt me again and again, sooner or later I will make you kneel down and beg me.

98. Once so close and gentle, now so strange distance.

99. The so-called doomsday of the caterpillar is precisely the moment when the butterfly emerges from its cocoon and is full of sunshine.

100, completely, a romantic dream, but it's time to wake up now.

10 1, a cool night, your hug is my best comfort.

102, if life is really impermanent, I am willing to face it calmly and not panic.

103, if I never got it, then I wouldn't be so persistent at this time.

104, I always believe in one sentence: Only when you are strong, you will not be trampled by others.

105, how can the plum blossom fragrance not be cold?

106, I am very careful, but I can't touch you.

107, the person who loves for the first time, his bad and his good, just like the tattoo on his chest is an eternal mark.

108, if you don't get it and then lose it, how do you know what kind of heartbreak it is?

109, I have crushed things I like, and I have driven away people I like best.

1 10, I don't want anyone to be satisfied, I just want to be worthy of myself.

1 1 1, you just changed a way to make her last forever.

1 12, the angel also laughed that I loved you too foolishly, and was finally punished by love, which was ridiculous like a joke.

1 13, don't ask why the sun is so beautiful today, and don't look at who gives the light.

1 14. If the heart does not move, what does wind energy do? If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.

1 15. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know many people, including you.

1 16, did you find a passage, which is very similar to Altman's posture of hitting monsters?

1 17, some feelings have been entangled for a long time, and later it is not clear whether they are love or win.

1 18, woman, I hold hands with you, and I only love you in this life.

1 19, please don't pretend to be nice to me. I'm stupid and will take it seriously.

120, there are too many passers-by in my life. I don't want you to be one of them.

In short, the classic quotations of Weibo.

1. There are too many fantasies in this world, but they can never be realized.

No one can stop you from moving forward unless you don't want to.

It is the body that can't wake up, but the soul that can't get out.

I will never give up in my life, only my own shadow.

5. What will happen in the future? Now we should cherish the present.

No matter what the society becomes, remember, you must be yourself and don't be influenced by money and power.

7. Life belongs to your own feelings, not others' opinions.

8. Some things can only be done by one person; Some customs can only be passed by one person; Some roads can only be taken by one person.

9. Don't say something drastic because of impulse. No one wants to exchange enthusiasm for indifference and consideration for injury.

10 No matter how he (she) treats you and says hello or not behind your back, you are right and you are done.

1 1. Happiness is in your own hands, not in others' mouths.

12. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, while hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.

13, we move forward slowly like snails. Although we are very young, we must find our own happiness.

14, youth is like a drip bottle on your head. Drop by drop, clean

15, gamblers can't afford to lose.

16, don't live up to the youth you should be fighting for.

17, it's safe to wait, let it pass, and endure it harmoniously.

18, calm down, lose indifference, fight for its inevitability and let nature take its course.

Music is indispensable in my life.

20. Is it only by abusing yourself that you can get back that little bit of self-esteem …

2 1, because time is clearer than ours.

22. The beginning of life is good. You are naughty, so am I.

23. People live not for themselves, but for the strength of a certain belief.

Don't live for others, because others will never live for you.

25. Those who are satisfied are rich, usually masters, and those who are careless are virtuous.

26. Life is like a cup of coffee. There is sweetness in bitterness and joy in sweetness.

27. Life is like a red-hot iron bar. It takes a lot of training to walk well.

28. Don't stay away from your closest friends because of small disputes, and don't forget the kindness of others because of small resentment.

29. No one can forget, nothing can't be let go, and nothing is worth remembering.

30. Gold always shines.

3 1, you can be poor in money, but you will never be poor in spirit.

32. You can have nothing, but you can never have nothing.

33. Beautiful flowers are easy to fade, and beautiful love is easy to go far.

34. If you want to go to heaven in one step, you will be shattered.

Don't trade health for money just because you are young. When you get old, you will realize that money can't buy health.

Don't be depressed by yesterday's mistakes. Just do a good job today. You are the best!

It is not difficult to make a decision, but it is difficult to put it into action and stick to it.

Don't live in the shadow of the past, treat every day as a new day in life, and life will be colorful.

39. Give up on anyone and never give up on yourself!

40. Victory is not to defeat the enemy, but to improve yourself. As long as we make progress by one percent every day, that's success.

4 1, think twice about everything, but think twice is more important than think twice.

42. The belief in success is like an alarm clock in the brain, which will wake you up when you need it.

43. Only through hard work can we become good steel.

44. For the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always particularly rough.

45. The most important thing is not to see what is vague in the distance, but to do what is clear in front of you.

46. Those who lose money lose little, those who lose health lose much, and those who lose courage lose everything.

If you can't forget yesterday, there will be no better tomorrow.

48. If you have a selfless love, you have everything.

49, life motto personality signature, do not forgive all beings, do not forgive all beings, it is bitter for yourself.

50. Victory is not the final outcome, nor is failure the final fate.

In a word, quotations from Weibo.

First, the two people who trust each other most in the world should be junior high school teachers and senior high school teachers. Because junior high school teachers always say: this knowledge point will be talked about by senior high school teachers in the future. The high school teacher said: Your junior high school teacher should have taught this knowledge point.

Second, before losing your temper, think about whether others are used to you.

Third, sometimes, pain is also a kind of beauty. If you are injured, you will wake up and give yourself a fresh self.

Fourth, what is redundancy? It's your cold hospitality.

We missed some mistakes, but we can live as usual.

Even if I am lucky enough to make you cry, you don't want to spend the rest of your life with me.

No matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who forgives all the difficulties that your previous life has brought you.

Eight, from now on, I allow you a pack of cigarettes a day, and also allow the girls around you to be fresh every day.

I just hope that one day, no matter three years, five years or ten years later, when we meet, we can recognize each other. You shout, I miss you so much, and at that moment, I will burst into tears.

Ten, sometimes not stupid, just to maintain the relationship and let you win.

Eleven, it's raining, I stand in the Woods, I can't tell whether it's tears or rain on my face, so I quietly listen to our memories.

12. The worst thing in the world is not that you didn't get what you wanted, but that you didn't do what you wanted!

Thirteen, people who really love you will urge you to become excellent, not to say that you are young.

14. Your name is so common that my heart will be shocked only when I hear it.

Fifteen, memory is a form of meeting, forgetting is a form of freedom.

Sixteen, don't say that you have nothing in the future, you are not sick.

Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that she doesn't belong to you.

Eighteen, can you give me a chance to spend a lifetime with you?

Nineteen, give up you, next life!

Twenty, those who are sensitive and melodramatic and return to blx are actually not easy to live. 1. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.

Twenty-one, in this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

Twenty-two, the pain of fleeting time can't offset your biting tenderness.

23. The dirt on your face can't stop the light in your eyes, and the hardships of life can't stop your inner desire!

It seems that you have a good relationship with everyone. It seems that you are only a casual acquaintance with everyone.

Twenty-five, the paranoia of fate, who wrote the song.

Twenty-six, something too important, I feel robbed when others touch it.

Twenty-seven, nostalgic people are always the most vulnerable, and they like to wait for the rest of their lives before saying that they are good.

The signature of a classic quotation by Weibo.

The signature of a classic quotation by Weibo.

1, life is like anxiety, there is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling!

2. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

You can't understand good and bad. Get out of the shadows.

4, busy+blind = white busy

5. "Don't abandon your beloved for the sake of satisfaction. Even if he is strong, only you can hurt him."

6. The pipe comes first, then comes. One day, the road pipe is still in front of the pipe. Born only 18 times, all the way is an era.

7. Many things can be done without my thinking. I can get a lot of things without wanting them. Many people can stay even if I don't stay.

8. Handsome people don't remember villains.

9, long and playful;

10, hurtful jokes are never jokes.

1 1. The front of you is green. Who are you waiting for?

12, people will disperse, leaves will not fall, and time will turn with the passage of time.

13. I used to like someone, but now I like someone.

14. Strangers think I'm quiet, friends think I'm cheerful, and girlfriends know I'm crazy.

15. If you are not sure about unrequited love, don't pierce it. After a long time, you will become dim and grow up.

16, fantasy. Let too many people feel extravagant.

17, people who really care about you are most afraid of losing your news.

18, people living is a kind of mood, whether rich or poor, good or bad, everything is in the past, as long as they are in a good mood, everything is fine.

19, even if all the women are dead, the brothers' women can't move.

20. Confucius said: panic chicken feathers!

"2 1", what I pursue is the simple love. "

22. "When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate him at all. Too principled, I can't hate a man with vision. "

23. As long as it is light, it will be brilliant.

24. "What's it like to love someone?" "It seems that I suddenly have a soft rib and suddenly have armor."

I just like to write my thoughts here.

I'm afraid it's hard to forget someone you fell in love with as a teenager.

Sorry, I'm not interested in you. The feeling of heartache, who thought it was the end.

28. Actually, I never say "Oh". When I said "Oh", I did it on purpose, just to show that I was unhappy.

29, for the wife! You can break your head! Blood can be left behind! The face is a ball. .

30. "When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. "

3 1, invite friends to cross 13 14.

32. Don't tell me that triads are common people.

33. The passing time is as bright as the warm sunshine. In memory, we change with the change of light at any time. All the languages have changed and gone.

34. Even if you lose, look up and smile beautifully! Don't let those who look down on themselves snicker behind their backs! Just do your best.

35. The last person Jing M.Guo wants to see is Jay Chou, because the first thing Jay Chou said when he met Jing M.Guo was short.

Forgive me for being calm, but I am immune because there is no one behind me. ]

Don't be stingy when you feel too tired. Give yourself a smile and hug. Close your eyes and it's heaven.

38. If you don't get it, if you lose it, you will always be the best.

39. Not all men and women have good relationships.

40. I can't bear five lovely babies.

4 1, don't comfort me, I don't need company.

42. Not all men and women have a good relationship.

43. If you don't let me feel better, I won't let you feel better than me. It's that simple.

I don't know how many girls were tricked into eating bananas in the name of eating apples on that special night the day before yesterday. ...

45. "I want to tell him that I spent New Year's Eve with you, but I don't have the courage."

46. Once you have made a decision, don't delay, do whatever comes to mind and act immediately. Bill gates

47. I want money and I want women. You can't have it both ways. Give up money to take women. Money is what I want, and color is what I want, two.

48. The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light @

49. Be kind to yourself when you are alive, and don't run into other people's lives as an episode. .

50. Find a beautiful pit and discard all complaints; Find a land of feng shui and bury all the sadness. .

5 1, 20xx is coming, please take time to be kind to my lover.

52. You can't hide your mood and change your character.

53. I will live a proud life with my far-fetched smile.

54. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a floating cloud, Bajie loves Xiaoyue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.

May I say that you want to celebrate the last Saturday of 20xx? Am I alone? Is it funny?

I hate to say "Oh" to you, but sometimes I can't say anything but "Oh".

Li Hongji, waiting for your dazzling return.

58. Sometimes it is cold, sometimes it is hot. It's like freezing your hands red and swollen in winter, and then pouring boiling water on your hands. Have you ever had that terrible pain?

59. Every time there is a holiday, I have the urge to cry in front of the computer.

60. Don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are, and pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are!

6 1, as long as the road is right, it is not afraid of the length of the road.

62. All languages are repetitive.

63, ups and downs, I want to be the strongest person.

There is such a boy in every girl's life. He doesn't belong to love, but it is deeper than friendship. This is the existence beyond love.

65. People who like flattery eventually ride horses. .

It's not that I'm stingy, but that I'm using my parents' hard-earned money now. How can I be generous?

67. "The more memories, the less happiness. The more memories, the less happiness. "

68. "Maybe because they missed it, they will laugh and cry, and laugh and cry." . Sometimes I cry and laugh, sometimes I laugh and cry. "

7 1, if I can meet you with a probability of one in six billion next time, I will marry you even if you can't move at that time.

72. A man without bangs is a real man.

73. There are irreparable sins in this world, but there is no one who can't love.

74. I am so happy that my tears will overflow. I am so happy that I can't hold back my smile. I am very happy to like you.

75. No one sings with her, no one drinks with her, and no one grows old with her;

"Love possession, never let go. Selfishness is everyone's specialty, isn't it? "

77, the blue sky has begun to become gloomy, how can tears flow clear?

78. A good woman will become an angel, and a good boy will become an angel's husband! -Sandy

79. 【 The person who accompanied me for the New Year today is undoubtedly my dearest family. ]

80, some people will not forget, because they are reluctant; Some people have to forget because it's not worth it. Do you think it's right?

8 1, I can't accompany you on New Year's Day. I'll come back and tell you. Do you think I'm funny?

82. Let me tell you a joke. Its name is Joke.

83. It must be understood that "persistence" is really the chip of final victory, but persistence does require courage.

84. I hope I can keep you with my outstanding face.

85. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covered the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

I want to have a heart that can let go of everything, so that I can always love you without scruple. ...

87. People who care about me are never the people I think, and those I don't think are familiar with always surprise me.

It doesn't matter. I will stick to it. I will breathe bravely.

I hate people who look clumsy.

90. "Come to the bowl" and "You just have to go to the bowl"

9 1, "Men can't get used to it. The more they get used to it, the more asshole they become. The more they get used to it, the more balls they get."

92. If it weren't for the battery of my mobile phone, I wouldn't realize that this is the only thing I can recite fluently.

93. "The cat fell in love with the fish in the cup, but broke the cup. The fish died out of water, and the cat finally understood that loving someone doesn't have to be with him. "

When you say you miss me, I will go to see you.

95. Baby, pull up your collar, cover your thighs and open your eyes. You bitch can see that this is a fucking worker.

96, the past is like smoke, smile, take it as it is.

97. Guqin can calm my heart, and Guzheng can intoxicate my heart; Guqin sees through the world of mortals, while Guzheng looks down on the world of mortals.

98, only eternal time, no eternal life! ! !

99. I pretend to be indifferent and tell myself that I am so strong that I can bear anything. However, when I was forgotten in the corner, I found that I

100, I would rather lose this world than let it lose me.