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How to escape from a tiger?
If you do encounter a tiger and you spot it before you are attacked, you are lucky. It means that it has not completely defined you as "prey". Don't turn around and run away. Because the environment you set is a forest, do you think that if there are obstacles, it will be faster than the tiger? too senpo and kind. If you run like this, the tiger will instantly enter hunting mode. Your future is nothing but shit.
Tell me about my personal experience
I am someone who has directly faced a wild tiger and survived (otherwise, how could I tell you this here). In October 2013, I wanted to go to Jilin to visit Changbai Mountain. On the way, I suddenly got excited and got out of the car. I didn’t know where I was. I was very artistic at that time. , directly drowning all reason and convention. I just checked the map on my phone and found that I could reach my destination through this forest. Moreover, the geographical shape of the forest is a bit like a gourd, and I happened to be in the closest place in the middle of the gourd. In addition, I also wanted to see the real forest, and I also had the mentality of taking advantage of nature, so I carried my small backpack into the forest. At that time, I also thought that there might be danger inside, but the bright sunshine seemed to say to me: My child, go, the Holy Light is with you.
When we first entered the forest, the trees were not dense. In addition, it was already early autumn and many of the plants inside were already withered and yellow, so the view was good and I didn’t feel there was anything to be afraid of. As I go deeper. The trees are denser, and the weeds on the ground, both dead and alive, are thicker. It was about up to my ankles, so I found a branch and started exploring the path (I was afraid of snakes). I originally wanted to go back the way I came, but according to the reality on the map, I was less than 9.5 kilometers away from the other side of the forest and returned exactly 10 kilometers away. . . . . All kinds of chicken soup that have been sealed for a long time to teach people to be brave immediately asked me: Why are you so cowardly? ! Of course, I still don’t want to suffer the consequences of nature.
I chose to go deeper.
However, within 5 minutes, nature gave me a hard education. The protagonist appears. He stood about 20 meters away from me and looked at me sideways. It has gray-red and black-and-white fur and looks half a meter tall. Excluding the effect of myopia, it must be half a meter tall. My first reaction was, what the hell is this? When my brain realized that there was a tiger on the other side, my mind instantly went blank. Blankness is also a moment. I stood there and didn't dare to move. Don't think that tigers look like those on TV. They just look like bigger cats. The intimidation it gives people cannot be imagined by those who have not experienced it. Countless thoughts flew through my mind. Is it hungry? Did you just finish eating? Doesn’t it mean that many wild animals will not actively attack humans? Immediately I remembered Ah San who was killed by a tiger in the zoo. I wanted to cry when I thought of that scene.
Because I have watched many wild animal TV programs before, I know that running away in this situation is suicide, and I also understand the fact that tigers can climb trees (even if it can't, I can't either). I still stood there and didn't dare to move. But it lowered its head, which meant he had set his sights on me, and I realized I didn't have much time. Sure enough, right away it started taking its first steps toward me. I saw its movements clearly, and my vision became extremely clear, and I could even see the beard on his face. Maybe people's potential will burst out when they face danger. At that time, I really thought that I could burn my own small universe, or chakra, void, anything, and fuck this beast away. However, it was of no use. A small dagger I had brought with me before was also confiscated by the train station staff. At this moment, I really hate the person who confiscated my dagger.
I probably only have eleven seconds to live. In ten seconds it rushed over, in one second it snapped my neck. However, it walked very slowly, probably because it had not yet entered its hunting range. One step at a time, like the devil's claws. My teeth were rubbing, rubbing...
Suddenly, I had an idea. I took out "gone with the wind", "like mourning" and "story gathering" from my backpack. Use a lighter to light the lower right corner of them. Then reach for it. This process probably takes less than three seconds. Watch the tiny flames grow bigger.
Looking at it again, I pricked up my ears and stopped.
The fire is getting bigger and bigger, and I can hardly hold it anymore. I quickly threw my book to the ground. Fortunately, there is now a lot of dead grass with a little moisture. They burn, but slowly, and the important thing is that they emit thick white smoke.
The tiger opposite began to look at me alertly. (Don't ask me how I can tell it's alert.) Without moving, this project only lasts a few seconds.
I quickly tore up the books "Reader", "Besieged City" and "One Hundred Things Dating Netizens Should Pay Attention to" in my backpack and threw them into the fire. It may be that the moisture in the grass seeds has been dried by the fire. The fire suddenly got bigger, and I naturally retreated with the fire. My eyes are still staring at it. As long as it doesn't leave my sight, I will never be far away from the fire.
Until finally, it circled in place and then jumped. I looked at its retreating figure and thought a lot.
1. When traveling on a budget, be sure to bring a few books.
2. Don’t think about taking advantage of nature or taking unknown shortcuts.
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