What are the humorous jokes of celebrities?

1, a noble lady proudly said to the French writer Mo Bosang, "Your novel is nothing, but to be honest, your beard is beautiful. Why do you want to grow such a big beard? " Mo Bosang replied lightly: "At least I can give some compliments to those who know nothing about literature."

2. During the meeting of the British Parliament, a member of parliament saw Churchill shaking his head at the table to express his disapproval. The congressman said, "I remind you that I am just expressing my views." Then Churchill stood up and said, "I also remind Mr. Instrument that I was just shaking my own head."

3. Premier Zhou Enlai was interviewed by a reporter. An American reporter found a Parker pen of the Prime Minister. He asked such a question: "Sorry, Prime Minister, even you own a Parker pen. Does it mean that China people like our American pens? " This problem is obviously the original intention of drunkards, not wine.

Hearing this, Zhou Enlai picked up Parker's pen and smiled meaningfully: "It's a long story! This pen was given to me by a Korean friend, but he thought it was a trophy of the Anti-American War. I'm not used to receiving gifts, but my friend said that this special souvenir can remind us of the time when we fought together. In this way, I have a pen from your country

Once, a reporter asked President Taft what his exact weight was. "I won't tell you." Taft replied in a thunderous voice, "But you know, someone asked Speaker Reid, and he replied that a truly educated person should not weigh more than 200 pounds. But I set a new record and reached 300 pounds. "

One night, Washington was chatting with some guests sitting by the fireplace. Because the fireplace behind him was burning too brightly, Washington felt too hot, so he turned around and sat down facing the fireplace. A guest here joked, "My general, you should boycott the war. How can you be afraid of war? " Washington smiled and replied, "You are wrong. As a general, I should face the war and accept the challenge. If I use my back to face the war, wouldn't it be that the defeated soldiers fled when they got cold feet? "