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To Xue Mei: All the good girls have read this letter.

To Xue Mei: All the good girls have read this letter.

Dear forever young junior, hello:

It's getting colder and colder. Give my regards to my aunt who sells baked sweet potatoes under the girls' dormitory.

How have you been recently? Do you still go to the library often? Have you finished reading Xiu Xiang's Jin Ping Mei and A Dream of Red Mansions?

I heard it snowed in the north. Did you make a snowman? When you wear a red down jacket and black thick * * * in the snow, is your face still so red?

Three years after graduation, my work has been stumbling, and my body and mind have been honed, which is also some gains. As your senior, I can't help telling you one thing. This proves that I have always been gentle with mistress.

First, real life is here.

The sentence "live elsewhere" is not entirely correct. People are always longing for a distant life, but when they look far away, they often ignore the beauty of the present. So, one day, when I really went to a distant place, I began to regret it. The next day, I was too serious, and I was too smart.

Time flies, three or five years is just a urinary tremor after urinating, and more than ten years is just a bowel movement. You can lie on the bed with a quilt, but don't worry about the temples in the country.

At the age of six or seven, I want to pee, at the age of seventeen or eighteen, I want to fall in love, and at the age of twenty, I want to go out for a long trip. Love blindly in adolescence, regardless of the cost.

You should do what you are doing now. What is right or wrong? Isn't youth just for extravagance?

What I saw at the age of eighteen is different from what I saw at the age of twenty. When you have more time and energy, you should try to love at the age of eighteen or nineteen.

Distance is not important, the moment is the most important. Enjoy the moment. Even if that moment is bitter, boring, uncomfortable and even a little desperate.

Time is an illusion. Don't worry, the distance is there. If you don't come or go, time will push you to that point sooner or later.

The real life is in the evening when you quarrel with your best friend and scold your mother, or in the rainy night when you go to a small hotel with your boyfriend. Real life is at this moment.

Second, experience a vigorous love.

Be sure to experience a love in school, even if there is no good beginning, there will be no good ending.

The world will only become more and more complicated, and people will pay more and more attention to it.

Don't listen to them, you are superficial now and know nothing about love.

Bullshit

You know love best now.

Who is not full of blood at the age of eighteen, who dares to love, hate and take responsibility? The more you grow up, the more worried you are, and the more you understand, the more you make a fool of yourself. Teenagers are fearless.

Adolescent boys, with precious sincerity, are not afraid of pain and death. They want to strip you naked, get your body and build a world with you. They want a lot and can give more.

One day, what you want to remember, in the long road of leaving youth, someone has to think and remember in your heart.

People can have nothing, but they have to have something to live well.

Third, less shopping, less Taobao, more reading.

Boring words can easily lead to disgusting faces, and vanity is only the cheapest cosmetics for women. You don't need to know Louis Vuitton, but you must know Shakespeare. Read the most popular fashion magazines, and also read knowledgeable and uncommon books. I will swear, I will say "* * *", and I will recite "Death is very big, and we are the laughter in its mouth."

The three views should be correct, the outlook on life should be narrow, the values should be deformed and the world outlook should be broad.

In the long run, having a poem in your stomach is more exciting than having a wave in your chest.

Men can't resist big breasts just as men can't stand brain damage.

After all, the skin looks hard to last. Beauty is given by parents. A has long legs and b has big breasts. These are all important, but not that important. Reading is a long-term investment in oneself, and knowledge is the best cosmetic for girls.

Fourth, sex is a way of communication of love.

I admit that people in the world 18 to 80 years old are thinking the same thing.

Sex is the communication way of love. It is said that the body is close to the body, and the mind is close. After the two bodies are connected, the soul matter will rush to each other, and then adrenaline, pheromones and nerve-numbing dark matter will be produced.

* * * is beautiful, especially in passionate feelings. It is natural that sex should be given to the person you love. But be temperate, cherish your body, cherish your boyfriend's body.

At the age of eighteen, there is a taboo beauty in the Woods, in hotels and wherever possible. Compared with five-star hotels, big bed rooms and even magnificent private villas, they are all lively and enjoyable.

Stay away from men who just want to fuck you, or you won't enjoy the highest level of sex in the world.

In terms of evolution, you are more advanced than men and will not be dominated by your lower body. Don't separate love from sex. Without love, there can be no sex. Remember, before a dishonest man sleeps with you, all sweet words are lies.

5. You are your last relative.

The most important thing for people is to learn the ability to get along with themselves. Most people can't know themselves accurately.

Self-esteem is too high, and it is easy to fall badly.

Despising yourself will only bring more contempt.

Know what you want and how to get what you want.

Everyone has his own talent, and the body is also a gift. The body can get far less than the actual income, so it loses more.

You are so beautiful in men's hearts, and you are the belief that the world works as usual. Don't be mean, don't let me down.

Chest, thighs, collarbone, fingers, hair and all organs are gifts and wealth. Don't overdraw, be kind and love yourself.

Get along with yourself, reconcile with yourself, become one with yourself, and fight against evil people in this sinister world.

Sixth, the most important one, what I said above is basically useless. Life is your own. Why do you have to listen to the teacher and force you? You should live, love and take care of yourself according to your own ideas.

You are a girl, the most advanced creature in the universe, loved by all the people in Qian Qian, and doomed to die.

Lots of blessings.

It's different.

Your senior Song Xiaojun.

20 12- 12-9