Lovely copywriting eliminates troubles

1. I get up early, but my brain disagrees.

Don't cry for your feelings, just stay awake for a dry night.

3. People stuck in horns can easily become croissants.

I like Lu Xun's sentence very much: Who will come out to study together?

5. I lost ten pounds (I haven't officially lost weight, this is pre-slimming).

6. A pig felt isolated and turned into chocolate.

7. I won't sleep if the moon doesn't sleep. I'm sorry when the sun rises.

8. I am not drunk. Help me keep this road.

9. I know nothing. I am poor and happy every day.

10. You don't have nothing, you are still sick.

1 1. I want to smile back, but I don't want to highlight my nose hair.

12. I am too fragile. I am a piece of seaweed.

13. I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went astray and became funny.

14. I don't like answering messages very much. I feel that I was an undisturbed person in my last life.

15. sell my brain at a high price, never use it, and settle it if you are interested.

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