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Tell me about my stupid photo of roe deer.

1. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.

6. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

7. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

9. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

10. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

1 1. I can continue to please love regardless of my feelings and look at your pride coldly.

12. No matter how tired life is, as long as you don't think too much about your troubles, you will be much less.

13. Sometimes, memories are like fingers cut carelessly, with shallow but persistent pain.

14. Appearance is not so important. Good skin is only temporary, but a person who knows each other can last for a long time.

15. Can a woman's paper like me keep her beauty without any weight?

16. You said he didn't like me. Why are you so kind to me, fool? Because he needs your love to prove his charm.

17. You can drink when the water is cold, but it hurts to breathe when your heart is cold.

18. A city without dreams is so lonely.

19. I will never wait for your news again. I will never talk about you all the time

20. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.

2 1. Tears are unspeakable words in our hearts and our silent praise.

22. Ireland, a country that does not divorce, is a century-old agreement.

23. One person always feels lonely, and two people always feel more annoyed.

24. I'm sorry if my joke hurt you. I thought we knew each other well.

25. I hope someone can accompany me all the time, not slowly, but for a long time.

26. Pay more attention to your parents. We are always busy growing up by ourselves, but forget that they are getting old.

27. Everyone has a dead end. If you can't get out by yourself, no one else can get in.

28. Write a greeting, put pen to paper, see your poetic beauty, and let the warmth spread in each other's hearts.

29. Those who help me up, please feel free to move forward boldly. I will never let you fall.

30. Love can't be said to be painful, it can only be endured.

3 1. How can we learn that some people just love themselves and are desperate?

I don't say much about unnecessary gossip, which makes me feel very clear.

33. Everyone else is pretending to be serious. I just pretended not to be serious. ▼

34. I can clearly see that there are two eyes waiting for my failure, and at the same time there are many hands that will cheer for me.

35. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you miss. Life is so simple.

36. If you don't care, who will be full and angry?

Perhaps falling in love with you is the biggest mistake in my life, but I have never regretted it.

38. Didn't the teacher teach you? If you can't do the problem, just jump over and do the back. If you can't catch up, you can catch up with others!

39. Don't wish me happiness after I leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

40. Anyway, I'm not the only one around you.

4 1. I don't really love you, but I don't want to look for it anymore.

Short sentences that girls are cooler.

1. Sorry, I can't be friends with you. After all, I like it so much that I still want to have it after a second look.

2. The mocked dream is worth realizing.

The person who thought he could be the most important person to you turned out to be just a passer-by.

It's not that my sister is unique, but that you can't keep up with my sister's footsteps.

Don't blame others for letting you down, only blame ourselves for expecting too much.

6. Don't say I have changed, because I haven't. I only know that I should treat others as others treat me.

7. Don't be angry because others can't be what you want, because you can't be what you want yourself.

8. I'm just handsome. I'm tired of life.

Don't worry, I won't give you my coquetry and arrogance in the future.

10. Tell me you care about water shortage.

1 1. Give you a little sweetness and you will like it. This is so childish.

12. Since you want to drink, don't touch that cup of hot water.

13. It doesn't matter if you encounter less. I just don't like others.

14. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or not.

15. If you can control your body, let's talk about controlling your life.

16. If you don't spoil me, I will go to heaven by myself.

17. There is no me in your world anymore.

18. How dare you disturb me? I will refuse you.

19. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you asked me to leave? If I want to leave, I have to dump you first!

20. You should learn to grow up. You can defeat a tribe by yourself.

2 1. You held her hand and are no longer my hero.

22. Don't tell anyone about fatigue. Someone is laughing at you.

23. Life is lonely for you and me.

24. If you talk about me behind my back, it only means that I am better off than you.

25. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again.

26. The so-called maturity is to choose a silent smile when it is time to cry and make trouble.

27. All efforts are aimed at giving you more and better choices when facing multiple-choice questions.

28. She looks cool. Will she be lonely?

29. Suddenly losing your temper is probably a long-standing grievance.

30. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person.

3 1. Unlike other girls, I love to cry and make trouble. Remember, my concept is good.

32. I am busy growing up and becoming cute.

I don't think I am mature enough to forgive betrayal.

I know that one day, he will marry me in full view, wearing a golden robe and colorful clouds.

35. What you like will never give up, and it will never end without giving up.

36. I like this kind of thing. Even if I cover my mouth, it will still come out of my eyes.

37. Say goodbye to each other and live happily, without thinking about the past or being afraid of the future.

38. The most important thing in life is to eat and be loved.

39. I think every time you make me sad, I can walk more willingly. Every time I turn around, I give myself a slap in the face.

40. Some things can't be forced, such as love.

4 1. May all love stories have owners, and you and I will not be lonely.

42. It's a long way to go, so why pretend that you are the one who holds the knife and you are the one who cries?

43. As long as you are willing to wait, it will definitely come back.

44. Amuse yourself, feel sorry for yourself, direct yourself, and play to death.

Fortunately, when he had many choices, he still chose to be with you.

A very loving sentence

A very loving sentence

1. If I were a billionaire, I would buy roses from all over the world for you. Am I rich? No, so I can only give my heart.

Your photo is on my desk. I watch you in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, at night and at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

4. Romantic Valentine's Day is here. Remember our promise? I would like to spend my life with you, always romantic and always in love!

5. Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

6. I like Teresa Teng and died; Like Barbara Yung, committed suicide; Like Anita Mui, dead; Like Ka Kui Wong, he fell dead; Like Leslie Cheung, jumping off a building; I like you, it's up to you.

7. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

8. Loving you is a kind of happiness, thinking of you is a kind of happiness, waiting for you is a kind of test, thinking of you is a habit, hurting you is a kind of treasure, kissing you is a kind of tenderness, looking at you is a kind of enjoyment, and hugging you is a kind of romance. Happy Valentine's Day!

9. Honey, help me. My brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, and the emotional sector is formatted. All the documents were renamed "I love you". exe”。

10, I have your love but I can't have you; Have your heart, but can't wait for you; Trade roses for sincerity, thoughts for love, sincerity for eternity, and love for eternity.

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12, write love letters, send roses, take photos, make phone calls and send messages. Happy Valentine's Day!

13. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

14, I want to make your quilt to cover you; I want to be your pillow and bury you with tenderness; I want to be your towel and stick it to your cheek every day. ...

15, mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

16, sincere, when will the lovesickness stop, and the moonlight people will lean against the building. Love is long, thinking is long, when will love stop, unless the water flows backwards.

17, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

18, I remembered your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, your dribs and drabs with my eyes and everything with my heart. I love you, baby!

19, I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only my wife, she is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, I only have her in my heart! Really love you!

Talk about a very sentimental person.

1, sometimes I care too much, just torturing myself.

2. Don't trust the feeling of a brake, always remember that feeling.

I just want to be your last lover and then your first lady forever.

4. When you miss someone, you don't have to see them every day, you don't have to own or destroy them, you don't have to miss them so much, but you always think of them several times a day.

I hate people who are hot and cold to me. Do you think of me because there is no one to accompany you?

I'm not afraid you don't love me at all. I'm afraid that one day I won't love you.

Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel very uncomfortable.

8. Look at this life and change the friendship of that life.

9. We never forget the truth, but we are more and more likely to tell lies.

10, sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes you are a little persistent.

1 1, the most unforgettable thing is that I never thought of it, but I will never forget it.

12, people hold hope. Because they can't see death.

13, may this rainy day take away my last attachment to you.

Sometimes, music is the only friend who accompanies me through those nights.

15, thank you for always telling me when I need you.

16, don't say you are a little lonely, don't say you are still sad.

17, who is not hypocritical, who is not fickle, who is not who. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?

18, we didn't really grow up, we just learned how to make gestures in public.

19, you are all fine, but it's my fault. You're okay. This is my fault.

Even if the brow is covered with dust, it may not let that person know that you have been waiting.

2 1, people who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

22. Every smile carries so much bitterness.

I don't know what I'm waiting for, just as I don't know what I'm waiting for.

24. Speak your mind bravely, even if your voice will tremble.

25. Love at first sight is not falling in love with you at first sight, but never forgetting you after that sight.