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Double typhoons are about to approach Guangdong. Dear coastal friends, are you okay?
Time: 12:30, coordinates: Pingshan, Shenzhen.
At this time, I silently typed the line "Time: 12:30, Coordinates: Pingshan, Shenzhen".
You can’t imagine what I have been through now.
The time went back to 30 hours ago, and the coordinates were still Pingshan.
At that time, it should be six o'clock in the morning. The sky was clear, cloudless, and the sun was shining brightly. I had not done a morning run for a long time, so I got up unexpectedly early and ran a five-kilometer mile unexpectedly.
Although people in the circle of friends have been talking about mangosteen for several days, we can’t take it seriously at all, okay!
In Shenzhen, there have been n typhoons in a year, and every time they are exaggerated, especially last year’s Hato, I almost believed that something was going to happen.
As a result, I had to go to work the day the Hato came...
The time went back to 24 hours ago, at 12 noon, and the wind was still gentle and the sky was refreshing. The temperature was a little lower than usual, there was a breeze, and it was very comfortable. I took a nap with the window open, and I felt quite good.
At that time, I thought, was it the cooling caused by the approaching typhoon? If this is the case, I feel that it is quite generous, because I really love the breeze.
The time went back 15 hours, it should be 9 pm. How should I put it, it felt like a storm was about to come. Then, in the previous two or three hours, I received a lot of concern from friends. and greetings.
I was told to take care of myself. After all, I am single and have no one to take care of me...
Looking at the approaching storm outside, thinking about my friends’ painstaking advice, I said, why don't you go out and buy something? What if you really can’t go out tomorrow? And the ice is indeed empty, there is nothing left, it is good to add...
It has only been five minutes since I went out, and there was a slight drizzle on my face. To be honest, I was a little panicked, because I didn’t bring an umbrella...
As a man who is like the wind, how can I bring something like an umbrella when I go out? It’s completely impossible! ! !
So I started running. It was impossible to go home. I had to buy something...
There were not many people on the road, scattered here and there, but it was relatively close. It's ten o'clock, Pingshan is not a bustling place, and the people are normal, but pedestrians are carrying things in big and small bags...
In fact, I am not very panic, really, I even hate it Fun sent a WeChat message to a friend, teasing her and saying that I am panicking now. Is it possible that there is nothing to buy in the supermarket? What should I do?
In fact, at that time, I was really not panicked at all, and I was not worried at all about not having anything to buy in the supermarket...
When I arrived at the supermarket, wow, there were so many people. But in this place, this supermarket is passable. There are many people, which is actually normal. Although I say this in my heart, I still feel the subtlety of the atmosphere.
There were not many people buying fruits, and there were no queues. I quickly bought enough fruits and prepared to buy vegetables...
Then I was shocked. Four people were weighed. There were six or seven people lined up everywhere, and the large and small baskets were full of vegetables and other things.
I think, forget it, I’ll buy it later. Actually, I’m a carnivore. I can still eat meat if there are no vegetables~
Well, don’t panic, just a little bit. Don’t panic...
I’m going to buy some pork keel bones and pork ribs, stew some lotus root and pork ribs soup to improve my life, and then...
Wow, it’s really, really heartbreaking. Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !
In the meat section, there is no pork at all! ! !
Not to mention the pork keel and ribs, there is not even any pork left! ! !
It’s all duck legs, chicken legs, duck meat, chicken, chicken offal and so on...
emmmmm, I’m a little panicked now, the house shook, in three hours In the past, I teased a little sister and said, the house shook just now. Do you think I should get up and put on some clothes? This way, when the house collapses and others come to rescue me, I will still be wearing clothes. This will be more respectable... ...
At that time, even though I said this, I didn't get up and get dressed, but now...
Maybe I really should get up and get dressed.
The time continued to go back to 14 hours ago. Although I didn’t buy pork, I was smart and quickly thought of plan B, that is, buy a hot pot base instead of stewing soup. Forget it.
Really, I believe you can see that at that time, I really didn’t panic at all, and didn’t think about the power outage at all...
Time goes back 7 hours ago, I forgot what the weather was like in the morning. Now my brain has been muddied by "all kinds of wind noises". It's really, really hot and muggy, and I don't dare to open the windows. Lan Shou... p>
The weather in the morning should be good, because at that time, I was not panic at all. What I was thinking was, what will I eat later? I bought egg fried rice, cooked food, various fruits, various breads and snacks, as well as hot pot bases and side dishes.
What to eat at this time is indeed a difficult thing. Alas, people are always like this. They are troubled by having too much, and their brains hurt...
Finally, I met a young lady. On her advice, I chose hot pot. After all, she is cute and I listened to her.
Just now a friend asked me how I was doing, and I took a screenshot of the picture and showed it to him, "I'm okay now. Look, I'm still in the mood to work on it." Where are the words~".
Actually, I must be bad. It’s sweltering. I want to open the window and let the typhoon blow in. Forget it, shit, there’s another big beat, emmmm, this sound is terrible...
By the way, I can actually take a shower or something. The water should have been running...
Actually, I was playing Hearthstone and League of Legends because my laptop still had some power. , I can use my mobile phone to turn on a hotspot for the computer, and then play games without any lag. When I go back to my hometown in China, I do this to complete the Hearthstone missions and brush up the poisonous milk powder for everyone.
But I told myself, I can’t do this, because I am really panicking now...
As a relatively dull person, I always think about , prepared for the worst possible situation...
Let’s continue talking about hot pot. When we were eating hot pot, the wind hadn’t started blowing yet. There was a gentle breeze and the sudden drop in temperature, and the weather was unexpectedly suitable for sleeping.
At that time, I was still teasing the girl I teased yesterday. I said sleeping in this kind of weather was the second best sleeping experience after sleeping with a hat in class.
emmmmmmm.....
I can’t BB anymore, so save some electricity. The wind is strong again. Although it should be fine in the end, I’d better save some electricity. I'll chat with you again after the typhoon...
On September 18, 2018, everything was fine. There was no trace of Mangkhut's arrival in young Shenzhen.
After all, this is a fast city, and even tears will not be left until the next day.
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