Are there any awkward misunderstandings between men and women? What is this?

It has been almost ten years since this incident.

I work in a diesel engine parts factory, with a dozen workers, about half male and half female. There are female friends who get along well with each other. Her job is to knock.

To tell the truth, she is beautiful, especially tall and straight, and sexy.

One day, at work, suddenly her eyes were blown into iron filings. We were very close, and she came to me screaming, Hurry up, I have iron filings in my eyes, which hurts.

I quickly took off my gloves to help her,

Your hands are really dirty, she said.

Yes, my hands are covered with putty. But I was in a hurry and thought too much, so I wiped it at the nearest and most convenient place ............

You, you. ..................................................................................................................................................................................

I was shocked and my face turned red. Nowhere else. It is the lofty conscience of heaven and earth. It is urgent. I just want to wipe my hands and blow her eyes. There are no wild dreams.

No wonder she is soft and comfortable, even though she is wearing a coat!

I did not hesitate. ""Don't talk nonsense, "I said, and pulled out the iron filings from her eyes."

"Well, I'm sorry just now," I said.

We looked at each other and returned to our posts!

Life is sometimes accidental! It's wonderful!

When I was 20, I went to the hospital for circumcision. This is an ordinary private hospital. It's two male doctors. Then shave and anesthetize. Halfway through, the doctor suddenly said, nurse, the amount of bleeding is too large, bring some cotton in. Then came a very young nurse, who just started working at first sight. that this is not the important question. The point is her expression. I will never forget the look on the nurse's face when she looked at me. She glanced at me first, then turned shyly, calmed down for a while, and stared at me again. I quickly covered my eyes with my arm after I found it. . . I'll go. I was a virgin then.

After I finished, I limped out of the operating room. Seeing that I was inconvenient to walk, the nurse smiled and offered to give me an intravenous drip. His smile is complicated. . . . . .

Tell me something that happened last week ~

I went to an internet cafe with my friends, and I became a beautiful woman next to me. I can't get my QQ number back. ) My friend and I were about to eat chicken when that beautiful woman suddenly called me. what did i say? She said let me add her QQ number to see if the photos in her space have changed!

So I did. After watching an album, she said to herself, No!

Then she showed me other photo albums and saw that she was a beautiful woman. I don't have the courage to refuse! Then I saw a few photos, all of which were her selfies ~ she said no ~ and I didn't ask her what she was looking for!

Later, she told me that she forgot her QQ password and could not get it back. I said I couldn't help it ~ Look at her helpless appearance. Although I want to help her, I really can't.

Then I began to eat chicken and play with my friends. I feel that she is staring at me, but I have no proof! I was embarrassed to see her again, and sure enough, what she said to me at this time, I didn't catch what she said ~

So I looked at her and she looked at me. I took off my headphones and asked her what you said.

She said, "You played really well!" !

I paused and said a word-"Amount"

Then she watched me play for five minutes, and I was as nervous and embarrassed as a threat!

Then this woman left. ...

It has been more than twenty years since this incident. I think it's the first time to scold a woman and touch a woman's chest.

At that time, I was working in a small steelmaking furnace of Polycrystalline Company in the mining area, and I haven't told anyone about it so far.

When we pour steel parts in the steel furnace, we need a girl to make a sand mold or put yellow sand in the ingot mold. The one who followed our small class was called Xiao Wang, thin, and later changed to Xiaohua, chubby.

Xiaohua is cheerful and unrestrained among boys, laughing and laughing all day. There is nothing to say to me.

One day, I went to work at four o'clock. At eight o'clock in the evening, a steelmaking furnace broke down, leaving only one steelmaking furnace running, and I followed suit to repair it.

Xiaohua and the learning furnace, three people form a circle and start repairing the furnace. While others are resting, waiting for another furnace of molten steel to come out.

If you are not tired from work, your mouth will start to idle. I don't talk much with Xiaohua at ordinary times, and I don't know why I am in good spirits.

I started to make fun of Xiaohua, but Xiaohua couldn't beat me and stared at me with anger. You dare not hit me in front of many people on a small stove.

Halfway through the furnace repair, there is no raw material. I went down to get it, and when I filled the bucket with yellow sand with a shovel, Xiaohua came. There is a bend in the installation position of Huangsha, and you can't see the outside at all.

I was unprepared, and Xiaohua kicked me down. Ride on me and start pinching me. Even if this happens, I say, fuck.

When the body is hard, the floret is pressed to the body as soon as it turns over, and the body is suppressed. While controlling her arm, I accidentally grabbed her chest and fainted.

She doesn't move, and I dare not move. Both faces are red.

After a while, I got up. She stood up, too, muttering, Nobody said anything.

In this way, no one knew about it until I left the small unit.

She is seeing someone else, and I know she is married.

A female friend called me, and then four words popped up: I am pregnant. I was petrified in an instant, and my mind recalled what happened in these years as quickly as possible. I really don't remember ooxx, aren't I drunk? Unlikely. Petrified for a long time, I popped up a word: Oh. Unhappy on the other end of the phone: Aren't you happy? ! Won't you congratulate me? ! I've wanted children for a long time, and finally I have them. Are you friends? !

I am ashamed of my evil thoughts. However, it's really easy! ! ! ! !

Tell me about my experience, not in the hospital. I once had loose bowels and went to a strange office building to go to the toilet. I searched for it for a long time and finally found it. The lights were dim. When I entered the toilet, I heard several women talking and laughing loudly in the left room. Then I went into the toilet on the right without hesitation, casually found a squatting position and began to take off my pants. The squat door is broken and can't be closed. Suddenly, a woman opened the door where I was squatting, which startled me. I said excitedly that this is the men's room. Thank you. Then the woman turned her head and went out very embarrassed. I was so anxious that I was suppressed by him. Then she looked at the door and shouted, this is the ladies' room. Then I panicked. I lifted my pants and looked at the layout of the toilet. Nima was all squatting without urinals. I was depressed then. Come out and apologize at once. Then I went to the toilet on the left and saw some female cleaners cleaning the men's room in Nima. Talking and laughing misled my judgment. At that time, I just wanted to find a gap to turn in. Then I complained about the cleaning lady. But they laughed. This is the most embarrassing thing in my life.

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