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A provocative love story that can be reversed.

provocative love stories that can be reversed (Part 1)

1. If you don't want to be away from home, I will level the mountains and seas for you, and if you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

2. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.

3. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is it? "everything you say to me"

4. I don't look at the stars, and I don't look at you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

5. I am very capable, but I can't do one thing. What? Won't leave you.

6. "So sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, to steal your heart."

7. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I look at you, the more I want to sleep.

8. "I have to buy you a compass" or "I'm so used to you that you can't find the north"

9. Girl, I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart.

11. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart bumps.

12. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "you dominate my whole heart"

13. don't let me see you, or I will like you once when I see you

14. I'm really a playboy, and I like you and everyone every day.

15. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

16. My heart is full of you, but I don't say a word. You know what you know, but forget it if you don't know. The love in my mouth is less than one thousandth of my heart.

17. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

18. I can only call you "you" from now on, because you are in my heart ...

19. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

2. What's that revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, mua can do the opposite (Chapter 2)

21. "Smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

22. Let's gradually become the right person for each other and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

23. There are 1 ways to be sweet, including eating sugar, cake and thinking of you 98 times a day.

24. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

25. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you strike a chord with me?

26. You're a cute boy and I'm cute

27. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

28. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved.

29. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would marry you in a floral dress.

3. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

31. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve

32. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are my whole life."

33. "Are you very good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you hold my heart?"

34. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat?" "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are a pistachio."

35. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

36. There are 3, floating worlds, and there are 3 in my love, Sun Moon Qing. The day is the morning, the month is the evening, and the Qing dynasty is the morning and evening.

37. "I'm missing a necessity" and "What?" "you"

38. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

39. "Do you know what can best represent me?" "What?" "Compass, do you know why?" "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you."

4. If I like, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, and summer night is you. You wake up from tea, and you get drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a gifted scholar and a beautiful woman, and I just won't listen. 1. I have countless attitudes towards the world, and I only love you. 2. You pay me 5 cents, and we can get together. 3. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay? 4. You are so homely. No. But you stayed in my heart and never moved.

5. You are busy. When are you free to marry me?

6. Will you shut up? I didn't say anything. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?

7. How special are you? Thousands of people can see you at a glance even if they are nearsighted.

8. You are guilty. ? You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

9. If I can only live one day in the rest of my life, I hope it will be the day when I have you

1. I want to have you all the year round

11. I like being alone, and then she asks

12. If I am the sea, you are the shore. I want to shoot all the waves on you

13. I am a grain of sand and you are a horse. Together, we are a piece of Shaqima

14. I want to be your shoes because I want to accompany you through every step of life

15. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.

16. I know three people who like you, me, me, me

17. I've gained weight recently, and it's all your fault. Why? Because you are so sweet.

18. People like you. . . . What is wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except being in love.

19. Snacks will be mine and I will be yours

2. I haven't eaten candy since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

21. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

22. This is underwear. This is my coat. You are the only one.

23. This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, and you are my baby.

24. I have been feeling dizzy recently. Do you know what the reason is? I don't know what makes people dizzy because of love.

25. Tell you a bad news. What's the bad news? I'm not simple about your thoughts.

26. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long since I was born

27. Can you lend me your cup? What's wrong? Because I want to lend you my life.

28. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? It should be a baby.

29. Can I kiss you? No, what did I just say? Can I kiss you?

3. Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were young?

31. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you so thin after eating all the time? Waiting for you ... sultry routine love story

1. I don't want to receive a red envelope, but I just want to receive your little baby

2. What do you mean when I first met you? It's better now

3. I'll show you a magic trick and become super fond of you

4. The night gave me black eyes, but I only used it to look at you

5. Like your wife

6. It's good to see the world and meet you

7. lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, bow your head and kiss me

8. Will you like me? No, I won't teach you. 9. What's your birthday date? Why did you tell you that I forgot my password?

1. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

11. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

12. You are so cute that I won't give it back when the wind blows into my arms.

13. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees and you live in my heart

14. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

15. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

16. I hate you very much, leaving 99 points to miss you

17. There are 1 ways to be sweet, eat sugar and cake, and miss you 98 times! !

18. I'm not chatty, I just waited for you for too long.

19. My dog likes you. Let me.

2. I like you. Do you want to think about liking me?

21. I've been looking for spring for half my life, and you just smile.

22. I really like everyone.

23. I don't like you very much for nothing.

24. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my strong sugar.

25. The kind that needs to be hidden in your arms

26. Did there just be an earthquake? No, then why did I see you, and my heart was shocked

27. Tell you three anti-aging methods. What methods? Love me, love me, love me

28. It's more fun to read the chat record with you than to read the salary slip

29. Hey, why do you put your hand out? I want to hold my girlfriend's hand

3. I'll take you for a drink. You've never had a drink. Our wedding banquet

31. There is only one thing I want from my boyfriend. It must be you

32. I feel as if I have seen you before. On my marriage certificate

33. Shall we go for a drink? What wine to drink? Our wedding wine

34. I'm missing a necessity. What's missing? You

35. I'm a little playboy, huh? Fool, I spent all my heart on you ~

1

Why did you hit me

When did I hit you

You touched my heart

2

Today it's either you or me

You are so cute

I love you so much

3

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You are like an employee card

punching in my heart every day

5

I don't deserve anyone

Only you are born together

Is it a blessing or not

But you can't escape

6

I like being alone very much

Who?

He just sent me a who

7

Do you know what you look like?

like what?

Attract me like the earth

8

I'm a little depressed

What's the matter?

I haven't seen you for a day

9

If I am a single dog

You can only be my telephone pole

I think I am a monotonous person

Why?

Because I only like you ~

1

Do you know why you are so cold?

Because you don't have a girlfriend as warm as me.

11

Everyone says to be a sweetheart

and I just want to be your sweetheart.

12

I understand the truth, but it's not the truth that can comfort me.

It's you.

13

Am I sick?

every time I don't see you, My heart aches

I'm going to steal your temperature

talk to people

hug

14

I can't tell the direction

Where you are

is my direction

15

I find someone has a crush on you

Who

me

. Wait for your reply

I think it's not that you don't like me enough

but that this watermelon is not big enough

17

If we can sleep with our arms

, we will be willing to live a few years shorter.